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12:48 PM on 03.24.2015

Dragon Age Irish Legend Lesson

One half of Scary Granules and Destructoid writer Glowbear has made a video to help people learn more about the lovely language that comes from Ireland, via vidjagames. On previous peisodes of the SG podcast it's been br...   read

9:51 AM on 02.22.2015

Scary Granules Episode 27 - Peter Molyneux's pants are on fire

It's another month and that means another episode of Scary Granules. This episode we discuss, as usual, the recent games, films and books we've been putting our grubby little hands and lewd bulging eyes on. Glowbear tal...   read

3:23 AM on 01.24.2015

Scary Granules Episode 26 - Buck Rogers Special!!!!

The year is 2014, and the Destructoid community has just launched the last of it's deep space exploration missions, Scary Granules 7. In a freak mishap whilst navigating their way around Jupiter's rin...   read

6:44 AM on 03.30.2014

Scary Granules Episode 25 - The Clickety Clack 25th Special!

Yay! NOW GO AWAY!!!......No wait! Stay stay. Things got a bit emotional there. It's our 25th episode special, where apart from the usual illuminated plushie and mutilated dolphin ramblings, we also have the lovely members ...   read

11:30 AM on 03.23.2014

Scary Granules Episode 24 - Attack of the Tentacle Monster

Oh what a beauitful morning, oh what a beautiful day I am surrounded by tentacles Panza's real name is Donny Gray YES FOLKS! Another fantabulous episode of Scary Granules just for you and no one else. We talk about games w...   read

3:48 AM on 03.08.2014

Scary Granules Episode 23 - In Which Glowbear gets Willy Whispered

Some podcasts aren't meant to be listened to by mothers. 100% of the remaining podcasts, mothers have no interest in. This podcast is in the other remaining 100% whereby none of you should listen, but deep down you will. You'...   read

2:12 PM on 02.20.2014

Scary Granules Episode 22 - Ellen Page in a Sailor Suit

Hello! So it's been a while since I've written one of these (Panza here) so I might be a bit rusty... but SCARY GRANULES EPISODE DESCRIPTION INCOMING! We have a lovely episode of Scary Granules for you today. There will be ...   read

7:38 AM on 01.25.2014

Scary Granules Episode 21 - France is Creepy

Do you ever wonder "why do people do the things they do?" Well we often wonder why the French (especially those with diplomatic privileges) think they can stroke our Glowbear's bare knees whilst she tries to get 5 fooking min...   read

4:46 AM on 01.13.2014

Scary Granules Episode 20 - Armoured Core Dildos

WE'RE BACK FROM OUTER SPACE....Yes you may have seen that recent acclaimed film where Panza has a shaved head and gets stuck in space and is the reason George Clooney is dead. To kick off the New Year, we're talking about ...   read

4:49 PM on 11.09.2013

Late Nights poppin' yo cherry

We got sent an Alpha preview for the upcoming, atmospheric Stasis. Check out their website and kickstarter. For your pleasure we've got our video preview and a written one for you videophones out there.  Then back to the...   read

4:07 PM on 11.05.2013

Death by Condom Puppets

Don't say we don't cater to EVERY desire. This time we've got Ghoulish ghost babies, neat mobile phones that save your life and PUPPETS FROM A TIME GONE BY. Cry of Fear Home (this is where the condoms killers are at you sick beasts) Gerry Anderson's Thunderbirds Games Happy fapping!   read

7:52 AM on 11.04.2013

Swapping Cat Ladies

We gave the uber disturbing, depression metaphor game The Cat Lady a go and yeah it's pretty messed up. We also checked out a bit of The Swapper and were pleased with what we've seen so far. Glowbear intends to finish that one. As always, likes, subscribes and passing the germs is greatly appreciated! I don't...know....why...   read

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