Scary Granules is a podcast about videogames, movies and generally all things horror, not to mention a frightening journey deep into the twisted psyches of two people who frankly should have been certified by now.
If you like an hour and a half of nonsense poured into your ears then you've come to the right place!
Dearly Departed, we are gathered here today to listen to the irreverent podcastical stylings of one Glowbear 'Sassy' Globingtons and Panza '56er, all nighter' Dolphino, fantastic podcast hosts, famed industry writers but also... graceful in bed, whatever the fuck that means.
Jokes aside, hey there *waves*
On this episode we talk a little about Gravity, the upcoming tense spatial Sci-fi movie starring young Sandra Bullocks! It's kind of horror... ish; we talk a little about how we feel tense and atmospheric is an under-represented niche in gaming (even in the horror genre); we talk a little about Gurren Lagann, a fancy anime from thems girls and boys at Gainax; Glowbear regales us with another of her anecdotes of a life well-lived; Panza rants about gaming; and we remind everybody they should have submitted their creepypastas by now!!!
We don't really talk about games though, those are evil. Well, we do, just a... little. But it's mostly Glowbear holding down the gaming fort this week, as Panza isn't playing nowt.
We also have a movie recommendation for you this week.
Prepare to feel dirty inside and slightly ashamed.
So yeah... that's it, please be a lovely human being and listen to...
Hey baby, how was your day at the meat factory? Good, huh? Why don't you pass me that raw chicken over there...?
Look at what you're doing: hands no doubt slick with snot, saliva and various other bodily fluids, fresh from a hard day's work at the meat factory - just how much bacteria do you thinks on those hands of yours?
Yes, that's right. A lot. More than on a chubby Japanese Businessman's greasy bald spot after a prolonged karaoke session at any rate.
Would you have even thought about it if I hadn't mentioned it?
I doubt it, and yet every year literally millions of people die from too much bacteria in their faces. So go wash those hands!
...and then come back and listen to some quality podcasting!
Seriously, that's how tenuous the leaps between my jokes and the podcast have become.
It's not getting any better.
Anyhoo, on this week's show we discuss our racism, Ace Combat: Assault Horizon, Thunderhawk, Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa, Sturgait: SG1, Still Life 1 and 2, The Conjuring, Metro 2033, The Amityville Horror and Warframe, amongst other things.
We also discuss some of the furore surrounding Dragon's Crown and der boobies, and the apparent Feminist conspiracy that ummm... rules us all from the shadows? :S Oh yeah, and we get into discussing Creepypasta (scary gaming urban legends) in the second half of the show.
So why don't you take those sparkling white fingers of yours and press play already, huh babydoll?