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Scary Granules is a podcast about videogames, movies and generally all things horror, not to mention a frightening journey deep into the twisted psyches of two people who frankly should have been certified by now.

If you like an hour and a half of nonsense poured into your ears then you've come to the right place!

Name us and we shall have power no more:

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Echoes from the past:

Saying Herro
Episode 1
All About the Irelands!
Episode 2
Hey Tash What ya Connin'?
Episode 3
Space Lobster
Episode 4
In Which the Panties get Moist
Episode 5
The Christmas Special
Episode 6
Pancake Space Marines
Episode 7
The Arthouse Special
Episode 8
Little Kebab Shop of Horrors
Episode 9
Rub it on mah face
Episode 10
Birdman's Vagina Special!
Episode 11
Taking it up the Perry Mason
Episode 12
Hairy White Mexican Down
Episode 13
DeRezzed Special (2013)
Episode 14
Attack of the Stevil!
Episode 15
Hayden Christensen ate my dog
Episode 16
The Lust of Spock
Episode 17
Now Wash Dem Hands
Episode 18
Graceful in Bed
Episode 19
Armored Core Dildos
Episode 20
France is Creepy
Episode 21
Ellen Page in a Sailor Suit
Episode 22
Glowbear gets Willy Whispered
Episode 23
Attack of the Tentacle Monsters
Episode 24
The Clickety Clack 25th Special!
Episode 25

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One half of Scary Granules and Destructoid writer Glowbear has made a video to help people learn more about the lovely language that comes from Ireland, via vidjagames. On previous peisodes of the SG podcast it's been brought up that Dragon Age features many Irish nouns and most are mispronounced, so sit back, pop on your headphones and get Irishmucated!


It's another month and that means another episode of Scary Granules. This episode we discuss, as usual, the recent games, films and books we've been putting our grubby little hands and lewd bulging eyes on.

Glowbear talks about what makes a found footage stand out and found footage horror films can fail if they forget what key notes they should stick with.

We also discuss recent Gaming news such as that norty wittle Petey Mildew telling porkies and give our opinions on our experience with his games, when we saw him give a ludicrous Curiosiuty/Godus talk at Rezzed and why he is the way he is.

We also explore the madness that comes from games like Evolve going overboard with DLC and what constitutes as a full package retail game. 

Scary Granules Episode 27 - Peter Molyneux's pants are on fire

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The year is 2014, and the Destructoid community has just launched the last of it's deep space exploration missions, Scary Granules 7. In a freak mishap whilst navigating their way around Jupiter's rings and simultaneously trying to reach for the TV remote to turn over from Jeremy Kyle our two hosts, Panza DelaDolphino and Glowbear Stinkypants Mcgee, are thrown off-course and into a freak spacial anomaly that knocks out their life-support system, frozen in suspended animation and left to drift back towards Earth as the years hurtle by things don't look good for our intrepid hosts...







Shaken from their hybernation, still clutching their alcoholic beverages and assorted munchies, and now hurtling back to Earth at a speed never before experienced by normal human folk Glowbear and Panza decide to do the only logical thing: Record another episode of their awful podcast.


Yes, that's right folks, we're back. Sorta. Kinda. Hopefully.

And we return with a very special Buck Rogers themed Scary Granules episode for you... YAY!!!! Though you can't actually see them, Panza and Glowbear are dressed as characters from the hit 80's TV show Buck Rogers in the 25th century for the entirety of the show. Panza obviously resembling Buck Rogers the most so dressed as him and Glowbear quite clearly resembling the space vampire from that one episode... so much so that she didn't even need to dress up!!

But it's not all about the Buck, we have diseases to talk about, and we played videogames (I'm looking at you Alien Isolation!), we also natter a bit about the Hellraiser comics, Glowbear waffles on about a Dragon Age something or other... I'm not sure, I sort of blacked out for that bit! What I can assure you we do have though is a good sense of humour, a raspy voice that will make you cry and enough entertainment value to fill an entire mid 90's early morning kid's TV show!

And just a warning you guys, this episode is 95% Buck Rogers. And by 95% I mean we mention him once and then get back to talking about all the random shit we talk about on every other episode!!! Dramatically exciting I know!!!!!!!!!!!

Scary Granules Episode 26 - Buck Rogers Special!!!!!

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NOW GO AWAY!!!......No wait! Stay stay. Things got a bit emotional there.

It's our 25th episode special, where apart from the usual illuminated plushie and mutilated dolphin ramblings, we also have the lovely members of Destructoid tell us what their favourite gaming moments ever, ever are. These are moments that stuck with them like chewing gum on your eyebrows. Some really touching and interesting selections, so be sure to stayed tune right the way through for that.

As for Us, ourselves and I - We tentatively look at the ho-drum Sarkeesian copyright issues that came up recently and ponder "well ok but what took the owners so long?" and we give our own thoughts on the Bullshot Bullshit that is Developers pulling a graphically Peter Molyneux on us by showing degraded quality trailers for games we were shown to be jawdropping initially.

All that and Panza's breathing, Glowbear's stuttering and some audio sync problems that might make a section of the 2nd half trippy for you guys, but go with the flow.

Scary Granules Episode 25 - The Clickety Clack 25th Special!


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Oh what a beauitful morning, oh what a beautiful day
I am surrounded by tentacles
Panza's real name is Donny Gray

YES FOLKS! Another fantabulous episode of Scary Granules just for you and no one else. We talk about games we've played and games like Metro 2033 that, while being enjoyable, feel like they will just not end. 

We expand our minds to various gaming topics that have popped up and we make promises, to make promises to perhaps dress more modestly for the next special episode.

Scary Granules Episode 24 - Attack of the Tentacle Monster


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Are you offended by chipolatas? Why not write in and tell us more about that:  

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Some podcasts aren't meant to be listened to by mothers. 100% of the remaining podcasts, mothers have no interest in. This podcast is in the other remaining 100% whereby none of you should listen, but deep down you will. You'll listen, you'll feel and you will never look at life the same way again.

As always and forever more, the first half we discuss games and gnomes we've been fondling. Glowbear explains why The Novelist is a unique game worthy of being checked out (LIKE YO MAMA....sorry) and at the same time what it needed to really peak peoples interest.
Panza goes off on a weeaboo tirade, though not really, about Japanese horror games. I know right, we almost never ever mention that genre and tries to explain the tricky dicky mythology behind Siren 2.

In part 2 we recap some games we've heard about, that seem interesting. Ponder over Ken Levine's departure from Irrational games (well Irrational Games departure from this realm) and if he'll ever rejoin Maroon 5 again. We also talk about the horror genre and whether it astutely defines the films that are under its label. Ooh I feel all fancy now.

Then alas, we don't finish there. In fact I kinda wish we did but instead Panza has come up with another one of his WONDERFUL deep film concepts, once again featuring that underrated, Academy Award veteran, Jennifer Marcus Lopez. You might want a drink for that part.

scarygranules does not advocate the consumption of alcohol in any circumstances and legally must adhere to that mantra, but still would like to sneakily suggest that you drink yourself drowned during the script reveal segment of this episode.

Scary Granules Episode 23 - In Which Glowbear gets Willy Whispered


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Are you offended by the homosexual cliches that popped up in this episode? Why not write in and tell us how terrible we are as human beings by emailing:  

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