Amazing Donkey Kong Rap

I came in here thinking this was that super shitty DK rap song but that was actually good. Nice find!

@Guitar - the DK Rap is fucking awesome >:C

Actually good??!?!
That was awesome sauce rap there.

Yeah, I agree with Tatas, it's way more than "Actually good". Though I still like the water song from DKC1 better, this is a strong second.

H-H-H...Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH!

D. K.! Donkey Kong!

* He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail!
[Break: 2 Measures, Monkey Yells](1)
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, [Monkey Yell] it's gonna hurt! (2)
He's bigger! faster! and stronger too!
He's the first member of the DK crew!
D. K.! Donkey Kong! HEY!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!

[Break: 1 Measure]
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes!
She shrinks in size to suit her mood!
[Break: 2 Measures]
She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be
She floats in air and climbs up trees!
[Break: 2 Measures]
If you choose her, you won't choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG!
[Break: 2 Measures]
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
[Break: 4 Measures]

He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong...has a funny face
He can handstand when he wants to
And stretch his arms out just for you!
[Break: 1 Measure]
In-flate himself just like a balloon
This cra-zy Kong just digs this tune! HEY!
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong!
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong is here!

[Break: 2 Measures]
He's back again, and about time, too
And this time, he's in the mood!
[Break: 2 Measures]
He can fly real high
with his jetpack on...
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He can make you smile when you hear his tune...
[Break: 1 Measure]
But, Kremlings beware
'cause he's out after you!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
(fading)
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K....

Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you!
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew!
This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny!
Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy!
[Break: 2 Measures]
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow; he can't jump high
But this Kong's one heck of a guy! Hehehe...

[Break: 2 Measures]
Come on Cranky!
Take it to the stage!

** Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells!
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
** REPEAT
Oh, yeah!

howd you embed a video using [][] brackets?

The DKC series has some of the best best music ever. I didn't like that rap, but it's because I really hate rap, but that DKC 2 song is win.