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This is going to be an extremely short blog but after finishing this game I have to say it is one of the best games I've ever played. Seriously I'd even go so far as to say its one of the best "zombie" apocalypse pieces of entertainment I have ever played/watched.

I would also like to add that I know people make fun of David Cage and his more polygons means more emotion. But how accurately the motion capture is on the facial expressions really adds to the immersion and love for the characters. Just my two cents.

Anyways I cannot wait to hear what other gamers think of this game when it gets released tomorrow.










Seriously sometimes I wish I didn't have any emotions.

There are always those days when you wake up and you feel like shit. You don't really know why but it sucks. Today is one of those days. :-( BUT it made me think of something that I never really thought of before: how my emotions affect the games I play.

I had the day off today and was really looking forward to finishing the platinum on Darksiders 2. But when it came down to it, I was just too down to really give a fuck. Funny how things change so quickly, right? All my friends are working, my girlfriend at university; I was stuck with nothing to do and didn't want to game. That's when it hit me that even emotions can impact your gaming life. One change in emotion totally changed what game I wanted to play. I am sure this happens a lot but I never really thought about it, I guess I never really cared...




People deal with emotions in all different sorts of ways. Ever since I was a kid there has always been two games that always cheered me up when I was sad. No matter the occasion really, these games always made me feel good; after putting them to the test today I can say they still do. :-D




Super fucking Mario World! I don't know about you but that cover always puts a smile on my face (look at Yoshis eyes, he wants it so bad). The fact alone that Mario loves to ride Yoshi more than Peach always makes my day- who wouldn't ride the fuck out of Yoshi?

From the animations to the amazing sound track to the very distinct sound Yoshi makes when he swallows ;-P. It is all so comical and so charming. There aren't very many games that can snap me out of a funk like this one can.

No game was fitting of my mood so I decided to visit my old friend Mario in hopes he can rekindle my spirit. Oh man... right off the bat I was whistling along to the melodies. Doing dirty, dirty things to Yoshi and instantly I went from frowning to having a boner.

Ahh but Mario isn't the only one.. oh no.




He is one of the sexiest man alive. He would probably shit and pee on you for pleasure. And his best feature: swimming in a septic tank full of shit is his favorite hobby.

Listen... I don't know why but I fucking love this game and it kills me. Farts and burps are awesome... fuck you, I guess I am immature. It is just so rude, dirty and kind of creepy haha. There is nothing like killing your enemies with a huge stinky fart. Fuck, just writing about this is making me laugh. Alright... alright you get my point, moving on.

I could go on all day about what games I like to play when I am pissed or happy, etc. It is just everyone is so different and maybe emotions don't even have an effect on your gaming habits. For all I know you could also be like me and get horny playing Hyperdimension Neptunia or Final Fantasy XIII-2... ahhhhh...




Hornyness and video games haha... what a thing to talk about. Well we all know the Japanese LOVE their Bishojo and Eroge games. The funniest thing about it is they sure know how to market it. Every time I visit Japan and I go to these adult stores I take these high quality booklets (like you can see in the picture above). Its like they want you to masturbate to the game before you even bought it. Some of these booklets can be 10 pages long- also free. I know I collect some really weird shit.

One of the most awkward moments of my life happened because of these fucking booklets. I didn't have enough room in my suitcase so I put them all into my carry on. They take my bag and scan it, I was told to come to the other side while they check my bag. I was like what the fuck? The cute Japanese lady takes out all the prints and turned so red and it was so cute, I almost came on the spot. So many people were looking at me though with these why-the-fuck-do-you-have-these eyes. It was all because of a stupid case of lead for my pencil. Why wasn't this brought to their attention when I left for Japan, HUH!? Canadas security sucks ass.

Anyways... I kind of just drifted away and started ranting. I think I wrote enough haha... bye bye :-D







SayWord
4:17 PM on 08.31.2012




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That is all motion controls are good for... am I right? heh :-P


One of the great things about posting on blogs of any sort is the anonymity. You can say what you want, talk as much shit as you want and you will always be safe behind a computer screen. When I read peoples shit I want to know what kind of person he/she is. This makes reading their blog, article, whatever it may be a lot more enjoyable to read. With that being said I want you guys to get to know me!

So if you are willing to read this bullshit that I am about to spew forth I feel sorry for you and I hope you enjoy. :-D




That is me when I was just a tiny little thing. People say I haven't aged much since then...

Ah but this also brings up memories and these are memories that I would love to share.

I remember walking into a Canadian Tire store one day with my parents whom where going to get me a surprise. Oh fuck I was so giddy, being so young and getting excited for every little thing. Now I just get bonerz. :-(

Anyways I walked up to this counter and my dad asked me "son which would you prefer? A Super Nintendo or a Sega Genesis?"

I didn't know shit then... how the fuck was I supposed to decide this? All I knew was I was getting something cool and I was so fucking excited. So the biased clerk dude recommended Nintendo and saying all this shit I did not understand, so we ended up getting the SNES. I would kiss that guy now! I would die for my SNES.

I got home ripped the shit out of the box, hooked up the SNES to the TV and then took a minute to stare in bewilderment at the Super Mario World cartridge that came with the SNES.

I put the cartridge into the slot booted up the system and my life changed forever. That moment of first controlling Mario, the feeling I got, I will never forget. If I could describe it to you now its like one of the best orgasms you ever had and you couldn't stop coming, and then when you think its done you come some more. :-D




And this is how I turned out now haha. A huge gamer and a collector of everything related. I usually like almost any type of genre and I'm very easy to please when it comes to games.

I am 23 now and just graduated business college. Hm... maybe its time to do something with my life? heh :-P

Here is some more pics and shit about me:



Just another work day. I believe you always have to make the most of shit. Always smile and have a good time. We live way too fucking short to always be pissed off and hate everything.



This is my girlfriend and one hell of a sex toy. Psh... and you thought the other girls were the only one. :-P DONT STARE YOU PERVS!

I guess this isn't a whole lot about me but I hope you have a better understanding of who I am. :-D
And since you are all a bunch of lovable fucks, let me and the rest of the community know you! I would love to get to know all you guys, see some faces. Post some shit in the comments or make your own blog about yourself! C'mon I embarrass the fuck out of myself, don't let me be the only one.
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Hello,

I'm your friendly neighborhood SayWord. I am not really sure if you should be either terrified that I am in your neighborhood or overly aroused.

I awoke one morning with my cock in my hand and I realized something was missing in my life. No, it wasn't the realization that I should have been hard. I havn't come across a gaming blog that was worth taking my pants off for!

That's when I came across Destructoid and fell in love with all you stupid fuck faces. <3

I have been on this site for years, and I am not really sure what everyone thinks of me. I talk a lot of shit and say things which sometimes I cant even believe I've said. So anyone feel free to rip me a new asshole in the comment section. :-)

I am going to start writing shit, yep... shit. This blog is an introduction of sorts and is about time I started contributing to this community. Well, at least that is what I am hoping to do... I don't know what the fuck could happen. :-D

Oh and here is another Picture for your enjoyment:

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