In a time of need. In a time of war. In a time of poverty. America needs someone they can turn to to right the wrongs of our current El Presidente. Yes, I am indeed talking about
Niero and
Ron "Various Nicknames" Workman.
America
needs a Cuban wearing a metal helmet made from air-conditioning parts and a backwater genius who sold lemons as a young, black child.
The economy is in the crapper, this we know. But with GONZALES and WORKMAN at the helm, we can rest assured that they will turn this ship around and put it on the right direction for a better tomorrow! (laden with hookers, beer, and also, cocks.)
So I am asking
YOU Destructoid community! Vote Destructoid, and you'll vote with your balls for the first time.
NIERO / WORKMAN IN 2008 - THEY DO WHAT AMERICAN'T.
(Not paid for by the committee to get Niero and Ron Workman elected to office. They have not approved nor endorsed this message in any way. I just feel that America would be better with them... or maybe a sock puppet, or something. Is anyone even reading this?)
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I want to know their stance on cheap labor.
Will they finally do something about the Mexicans? Then they have my vote!
Thoughts on Video Games? Gas prices?
Of course a metal helmet made from air-conditioning parts is crafted and worn by a mexican.
WHO ELSE WOULD'VE THUNK IT?! A genius, that's who. I fully support this campaign, meng.
Finally I can put the 15th amendment to use!! I will personally go D.C sniper on Ohio and Florida if they fuck this election up.
lol wut
Who's Gonzales? :)
*steps away from Johnny Blaze*
He is a marked man...
How many Big Macs do I get if they win?
20?
30?
40?
1?
I'd vote it
I'd vote fraud it
I'd vote it hard with a vengeance.
Give me some campaign shwag.
I'm going door to door!
Will they finally ban those satanic video games?