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NIERO / WORKMAN in '08!
Savant \| 8:25 AM on 11.30.2007	15 comments

In a time of need. In a time of war. In a time of poverty. America needs someone they can turn to to right the wrongs of our current El Presidente. Yes, I am indeed talking about Niero and Ron "Various Nicknames" Workman.

America needs a Cuban wearing a metal helmet made from air-conditioning parts and a backwater genius who sold lemons as a young, black child.

The economy is in the crapper, this we know. But with GONZALES and WORKMAN at the helm, we can rest assured that they will turn this ship around and put it on the right direction for a better tomorrow! (laden with hookers, beer, and also, cocks.)

So I am asking YOU Destructoid community! Vote Destructoid, and you'll vote with your balls for the first time.

NIERO / WORKMAN IN 2008 - THEY DO WHAT AMERICAN'T.

(Not paid for by the committee to get Niero and Ron Workman elected to office. They have not approved nor endorsed this message in any way. I just feel that America would be better with them... or maybe a sock puppet, or something. Is anyone even reading this?)

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13 comments | showing # 1 to 13

-D- says:
(# 0) on 11/30/2007 08:40

I want to know their stance on cheap labor.

Mxyzptlk says:
(# 1) on 11/30/2007 08:44

Will they finally do something about the Mexicans? Then they have my vote!

BlindsideDork says:
(# 2) on 11/30/2007 08:44

Thoughts on Video Games? Gas prices?

Snaileb says:
(# 3) on 11/30/2007 08:46

Of course a metal helmet made from air-conditioning parts is crafted and worn by a mexican.

WHO ELSE WOULD'VE THUNK IT?! A genius, that's who. I fully support this campaign, meng.

Johnny Blaze says:
(# 4) on 11/30/2007 08:52

Finally I can put the 15th amendment to use!! I will personally go D.C sniper on Ohio and Florida if they fuck this election up.

Niero says:
(# 5) on 11/30/2007 08:57

lol wut

Who's Gonzales? :)

BlindsideDork says:
(# 6) on 11/30/2007 09:00

*steps away from Johnny Blaze*

He is a marked man...

Variable Gear says:
(# 7) on 11/30/2007 10:00

How many Big Macs do I get if they win?

20?

30?

40?

1?

BFeld13 says:
(# 8) on 11/30/2007 10:06

I'd vote it

king3vbo says:
(# 9) on 11/30/2007 11:18

I'd vote fraud it

masterledz says:
(# 10) on 11/30/2007 12:04

I'd vote it hard with a vengeance.

BS3 Owner says:
(# 11) on 11/30/2007 12:10

Give me some campaign shwag.
I'm going door to door!

Eschatos says:
(# 12) on 11/30/2007 14:14

Will they finally ban those satanic video games?

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about me
Name: Mike "Savant" Ferry Location: Lehigh Valley, PA Age: 23 (Born 9/21/1985) Zodiac Sign: Virgo I've been gaming ever since I could pick up a controller at the age of 3. The first game I ever played was Super Mario Bros. for the NES, a game that remains one of my all-time favorites even to this day. I am a self-described "hardcore" gamer who is an absolute nut for anything and everything Castlevania, Final Fantasy, or Diablo related. (Updated 3/14) - Resident Evil 5 (X360) - Gears of War - Unreal Tournament III (X360) - Street Fighter IV (X360) - Fable II - Stuff!