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1:57 PM on 09.13.2013

Capcom only has 152 Million in the bank? Karma, motherfuckers

152 million dollars may sound like a lot to us mere mortals, but let me put this into perspective, GTA V cost Rockstar 265 million dollars to make, and they've already made the money back from pre-orders alone. Rockstar spent more money on developing a single game than Capcom has at their disposal, so they literally can't afford to fuck up anymore. NOW MAKE DEAD RISING 3 MULTIPLAT YOU CUNTS.   read


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12:51 PM on 09.13.2013

Ride to Hell: Retribution: Best game ever?

I don't want to give away too much of the story, but the plot of Ride to Hell:Retribution is one of the finest crafted in any game. If you like multi-layered conspiracy, you're going to love Ride to Hell. There are so many si...   read


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1:23 PM on 09.12.2013

SEGA CONFIRM 1DS

Sega's head of toes, Shinguero Mikami 52 confirmed earlier today that they would be releasing the 1DS in Japan on the 12th November, 2013, and in North America and Europe on the 3rd of May 2019. Shinguero said: We've had a ha...   read


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1:21 PM on 09.11.2013

NO GTA V RELEASE ON DS!?

Rockstar President and game director of GTA V, Ham Douser, confirmed on the 11th November, 2011 that GTA V would not in fact be released on the Sega DS, and that they don't have any plans on doing so. If you weren't already going to strangle a 3 month-old child due to them not releasing on PC, now is the time. ROCKTAR IS WORSE THAN CAPCOM AND EA COMBINED.   read


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8:53 PM on 05.29.2013

EA wants to sell blank discs and abolish cancer research.

In a bold announcement, EA's president, Satan announced that EA had plans to start selling blank discs at full retail price, this is what Satan had to say: "The gamers of this generation do not want new, innovative games, in ...   read


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10:12 PM on 05.28.2013

Tomb Raider review, yeah I played it late so stop crying new games are expensive

Well to start, Lara's boobs have been downsized to make her seem like an actual human being, rather than a pair of boobs and pistols. However, her titties still look motorboatable, and dat badonkadonkin' ass compensates for t...   read


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10:12 PM on 05.27.2013

Microsoft: "Everyone can suck our collective dick, now give us all your money."

Microsoft employee Johnny Soosfoos gave a statement earlier today responding to the general reaction by the media and consumers to the Xbox One, This is what he had to say: "Bitches be hatin' 'cos our new console is da shit, ...   read


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9:16 PM on 05.27.2013

EA KILL BABIES, FORCE PUPPIES TO WATCH

Also, drugs.   read





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