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Evil Party of Evilness
Sarin | 2:57 AM on 04.03.2008 8 comments


You may have already read some of the Hero Party cblogs out by Mecha Jesus, ZeroTolo, Scary Womanizing Pig Mask or Tenro.

Well they reckon they made some pretty good hero parties, but what if they had to face off against multiple villains? Here's my entry into the foray with my Super Villain Dream Team.

Rules:
1. Only "evil" characters, in the sense that you're playing a antagonist party.
2. You're playing a video game, so you're not in the party.
3. Nine characters that rotate out. You might only have 3 out at a time, but this is the group that enslaves the world.
4. Two man enter, one man leave.



Ganondorf
All around good guy, he's a fighter, mage and is pretty much immortal thanks to that triforce of power..
Weakness: Poncy Fairies


SHODAN
A Super-intelligent computer should be able to mastermind our whole operation without too much difficulty, I just have to hope there aren't any cybernetically enhanced hackers around to stop her.
Weakness: Hackers


Domino Hurley
Domino has the charm and the charisma to be the teams bard, boost morale, demoralise the enemy, that sort of thing.
Weakness: Coral Crushers


Zombie Pirate Le Chuck
A natural leader, he could take charge of the offensive. Also this is zombie version, demon version sucked balls.
Weakness: Voodoo Potions


Bowser
Tank of the group, usually hiding behind his minions, I'd make sure he was on the front lines fighting for his share of the princesses.
Weakness: Being jumped on.


Dr. Robotnik
Evil scientist in charge of weapons development and creation, and also general upkeep of SHODAN.
Weakness: Needs cute animals to power his machines.


Vladimir Lem
I love Max Payne 2 so I had to work him in here. He's a smooth talking Russian Mafioso, I shouldn't have to say more than that.
Weakness: Protagonists who use too many metaphors.


Carmen Sandiago
This Femme Fatale is is charge of seducing all the male protagonists and eating them afterwards and covering the teams tracks.
Weakness: She'd probably fall for James Bond or Rev Anthony


Cervantes
What? Two pirates and no ninjas? I guess we know who the ultimate bad asses are. My second undead pirate and I'm not ashamed of it, Cervantes rocks.
Weakness: Somewhat insane



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sevink's Destructoid Blog
me like your party :)


Cervantes is a PIMP
13thDragon's Destructoid Blog
Awesome. This was such a great idea that I totally wanted to do, but then I got drunk and 4 am came long so I was like, screw it.
JJ Rage's Destructoid Blog
I'm definitely going to do a hero party.



...tomorrow.
razerangel's Destructoid Blog
Cool party. Now its time to face off the good and evil ones!
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Destructoid Blog
Great idea! I think I'll do one as well!

I forgotten how awesome OoT Ganondorf was. Much cooler then TP version.

Great to see Grim Fandego repped and glad to see you used SA2 Eggman for your picture.
Tenro's Destructoid Blog
We'd actually talked about the possibility of the evil version, cool that you got to it first. Really like the choices, and thank you for supporting the charge that it's Robotnik, not Eggman. Regardless of S.W.P.M.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Thanks for calling him Robotnik... I fucking hate that they call him Eggman
CptChaos's Destructoid Blog
dude this site has now brought me to 2 diffrent carmen sandiago things lol. i love her as a villin in fact she is the main boss of my rpg mashup. i allow any charicter from anything and they all have something stolen by her and in the future world they are thown into she owns everything.


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Hey all, real name's Tom, but I usually travel under the handle Sarin (as in the chemical). I'm a 19 yo Uni student studying science at Sydney Uni. As some of you may have figured out I live in Australia but I still try to get on the destructoid TF2 sever despite my 200+ pings.

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