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I have been on Destructoid for a little and have grown to really love it's community. I love to write articles on gaming and I find it easy to do with Destructoid. I am currently studying a Bachelor Degree of Communication (Journalism), so that one day I can hope to do this professionally.

While studying I jump from job to job like crazy because I don't want to do anything but write, and while that may sound reckless, I assure you that I really couldn't live any other way if I tried.

I just want to say thanks to everybody involved with Destructoid including every reader, community blogger and contributor. It really is an amazing place in the digital, shit infested swamp lands of the internet.



I am a proud member of the Refused Classification panel also consisting of Destructoid members Puppy Licks and DanMazkin, which brings to the plate a fortnightly Destructoid only podcast and soon to be video content which will also be featuring guest appearances from gaming celebs such as the Masterchief.



I also write on Stereotoid; a weekly shift in the Earth's crust where the greatest music from all time seeps forth and pushes its way into our ears then forces us to write about it through mental fuckism. If you understood that, then well done.

P.S - One day I will write for Destructoid...That's right Niero! I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
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Well Destructoid,

It has been a while. If any of you tuned into my last blog, you would see that I made myself a mission statement to follow. A lot has changed in the last 3 months since I wrote. New house, newly accustomed single life after 4 years in a fruitful relationship and a new found love for the opposite sex, but that's neither here nor there really.

After the dredging moving process in singleton, I began to look over some old video footage and managed to find something I am sure will suit your interests. That is of course if you enjoy watching somebody praise and mock the Halo franchise at the same time...

I honestly can't believe I did this...



Oh, and to make a costume like this you will require the following:

1 x Motorcycle Helmet (Spray Painted Green)
1 - Set of car mats (Also Spray Painted Green)
1 x Kids Knee and Elbow pads (Spray Painted Green)
1 - Shitload of Styrofoam (Spray Painted Green)
1 - Set of work boots (Spray Painted Green)
1 - Set of green Gardening Gloves
3 - Cans of Green Spray Paint...for obvious reasons
1 - Mentality of a 4 year old

Missed you guys...It's good to be back
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Welcome Back!

Also, I thought you said Masterchef was a dick and I would totally agree with you on that. I hate that show.

"Cooking doesn't get any tougher than this!" Well, unless you're an army cook or something, then it's entirely true!
*not entirely true

I've had a habit this week of missing out vital words.
Welcome back, welcome back, Welcome BACK
Welcome back! You make the word "cunt" sound like a perfect thing. Also, you should patent all those Master Chief dances.
I would kind of hate myself after a night dressed up like that, and I sure as hell couldn't deal with the sound of Styrofoam scraping for that long.
Welcome back you awesome man! Where are you from though, since you kind of sound British!
... that is one squeaky outfit!

(and welcome back!)
I missed you, you crazy Aussie bastard. I reallydid.
I missed you, you crazy Aussie bastard. I really did.
Ahh, it was the way you said "FACK!" that made me forget your Aussieness.
Have my babies
OK, that was pretty hilarious. Australians really have the best accents and vocabulary. It's only after listening to my cousins that I remember that dodgy is a pretty great word.
Welcome back.







Now get back to work. You fucking hippie.
I really do need to start on my Stereocast stuff...I'm really sorry guys, this last 5 months has been a learning process of trial and error...

Much as life is.
Rock on, welcome back.
Welcome back, sir.

I liked the bit where the styrofoam squeaked.
Oh, and to make a costume like this you will require the following:

1 x Motorcycle Helmet (Spray Painted Green)
1 set of car mats (Also Spray Painted Green)
1 x Kids Knee and Elbow pads (Spray Painted Green)
A shitload of Styrofoam (Spray Painted Green)
1 set of work boots (Spray Painted Green)
1 set of green Gardening Gloves
3 to 4 cans of Green Spray Paint...for obvious reasons
The mentality of a 4 year old
Disregard my last comment, as I added it to the blog
Hey! It's good to have you back!! Hope everything is going better!!

Also that video had me laughing. Did you skip the line without anyone saying anything?? I think I may need to get working on my own costume if it has that sort of powers haha!
You crazy motherfucker. When the video gets to 3:50 it's fucking hilarious!
You are a legend.

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