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Look, this is going to sound quite perplexing but you have to understand that one does not will to dream things. Dreams are retarded...I'm sorry but they are. They mostly have no direct meaning so you have to analyze the piss out of them and try find a meaning. Well, help me Destructoid, if you will. This was my dream...and I need it analyzed.

I got a phone call, Hamza was on the other end. Now don't ask me why, but it was one of those dreams that shows things from other people's perspectives too. So I was able to know it as Hamza because it showed him talking to me on the phone, he was wearing a yellow t-shirt too. If it didn't, I would have had no fucken idea it was the big H because I've never spoken to the guy in my life (Which begs the question: Was his voice in my dream accurate?).

Anyway, the phone call went on and the conversation went a little bit like this:

Me: Hello

Hamza: Hey man, it's Hamza from Dtoid

Me (amazed): Dude! How are ya?!

Hamza: Not bad, but lately I've had this feeling you want to kill something (This is no shit what he said)

Me (shocked): What makes you think that?

Hamza: I dunno man, you just seem like a crazy cunt! (He had this crazy arse smile on his face)

Me: Yeah well, can't say I haven't thought the same about you. I've heard things!

Hamza: Most of it is true my friend, most of it is true (laughing)

Me: So what the hell are you calling me for anyway?

Hamza: There's a spot in Destructoid open, you want in?

Me (Stunned): Really?

Hamza: Nar man, I'm just fucken with ya! I gotta go, but take care!

Me (Semi-laughing): You're a funny man...I'm going to kill you when I come over to the States.

Hamza: Bring it you crazy Australian rapist! BRING IT! (Laughs Hysterically)

End Call

Then the dream jumped to my old grandparents house and there was a new freeway being build right out the front and my grandfather and I were laughing coz he just sold the house to some dickhead.



Then somehow my dream jumps from that to me sitting in a hot tub naked, with two hot chicks and Hamza (I was kinda glad my grandfather had vacated the dream at this point)... Yes, I know that is fucken weird which is why I am asking you all to help me figure it the fuck out.



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and get into my car.
one day you're going to have sex with Hamza in a hot tub time machine
Maybe i'll rape him...he did call me a rapist after all...

Holy shit! Maybe he wants me to rape him!
I remember one time I had a dream that I frootloopsed some Dtoid editors. I think Colette was there, and I'm pretty sure Hamza was there for the reach around. When I woke up, I immediately started alone time.
Ok, I just looked in this dictionary of dreams book that my misses has. It is so retarded. Check it out. I looked up the following:

Rape: Most rape dreams are about power struggles - usually between the male and female parts of ourselves. You may be feeling threatened by your sense of helplessness over some issue. The dream may also be about violation of space.

Hmmmmmm
Well, dreams are weird for everybody, and they really don't mean you're crazy. That said my man, you are quite clearly fucking nuts.
Why do I follow you? BECAUSE YOU DARE TO DREAM, THAT'S WHY!
This is much better than Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream.
Why do people keep dreaming about Hamza?!

I think he is demonic! We should crucify him...soon!
hahaha, nice dream
Hamza Aziz March 19 at 1:54pm

OHHHH! I clicked the link. I don't know why I didn't click the link. Anyway, wtf. I think your dream was saying you're secretly gay and want me.

Homo.

dreams are deep man
like trees
...
save the trees man
they dream
wait
what are we talking about
You are pretty spot on actually. I just talked to him on the phone the other day and our conversation was pretty similar.
@AlphaDeus

Gay vests?

Oddly enough I've also had a dream where I was on the phone with a dtoid staff member, but instead of Hamza I got Anthony Burch and even though it was supposed to be a phone call all I remember was that he looked disapproving the entire time.

Wanna trade?
Hamza is going to dye his hair green now, look like a smooth criminal, and chain you to death.

That is what this means! Hazamaaaaa!
hmmm... I have to do with Diverse on the dream interpretation! :)
Impressive
I too have had a dream involving Hamza...but I think we were just getting wasted while watching Shark Week, which is kind of an obvious Hamza thing to do...still. WHY DOES EVERYBODY DREAM ABOUT HAMZA!? We need the Dream Police.

Also, @TrickEdge: I want to see a Hamzama cosplay/photoshoop immediately now.
Dude, you crazy!
Sounds like classic sexual repression to me.
Thank God I only dream about my mother vomiting bugs onto my bare chest.
This is pretty hilarious. I can't remember any of the dreams I've had in awhile.
Can't say that I've ever had a Dtoid dream of any sort. Never noticed it until now.
Oh sweet jesus, this is the funniest comments section ever.
Well Dv8thwonder stole the obvious joke from me in the first post.

I honestly have never had a Dtoid related dream, because my life is so freaking rad dreams are redundant.
I recently had a dream that Topher Cantler sold me weed.
I miss you and your fucked up shit.
YOU NEVER DREAM ABOUT ME NO MORE!!!!
@Puppy Licks

I'll dream about you if you want :D
I dream about you all after I spend the day watching you and your family from a distant tree with a pair of binoculars
Baby, you and me, we don't need to dream.
So that WAS you!

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