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I love video games like all of you and have been playing ever since I could hold a controller. Don't try to classify me as one type of gamer and I'm not going to brag about how hardxcore I am or any other terms that we tend to use. I'm 19 and from a small town in Michigan called Coloma. My friends and I are either LANing or playing online all the time so you're bound to run into one of us eventually. Besides Video games, I love music. There's not enough room to list all of the bands I listen to so I wont waste your time listing all of them so I'll just letcha know a few of them. these include (no specific order) Death From Above 1979, Queens Of The Stone Age, Interpol, Minus The Bear, Joy Division and Chevelle. I also read on occasion, my favorites include The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide, The Catcher in the Rye, Of Mice and Men and Catch-22

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The Legend of Zelda Series
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Super Smash Bros. Melee
Gitaroo Man


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Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!
Samson | 10:11 AM on 02.20.2008 8 comments


Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!


After Getting the mile high achievement in Call Of Duty 4 and tearing through some rock band, I think I should get back to bloggin'.

Warning: There are science terms that were probably made up.
As you may of heard, recently the University Of Michigan has created what they claim
“It is the highest-intensity laser that has been shown.”

For such a strong laser, it only uses about 20 joules, less than the 8,000 joules stored in a tic tac. The energy that is squeezed into this area (about a hundred times thinner than a human hair)

In English:
If you held a giant magnifying glass in space and focused all of the sunlight shining toward Earth onto one grain of sand, the ray would approach the intensity of the new laser beam.
Awesome.

"Such intense beams could help scientists develop better proton and electron beams for radiation treatment of cancer, among other applications."

Aww, how noble right? I was thinking we use it for something else.....



We're one step closer to achieving the construction of a Death Star!
Think about it, with a Death Star in our arsenal, we would be unstoppable!

I know what you're thinking. What good is a death star if it blows up the planet on which we live on? Well, turn down its intensity? Or we could move next door...


It could also replace the Call of Duty 4's Air Strike. Better get inside before it hits!





Think of all its benefits....

North Korea + Cuba + China=


Slightly Evil? Maybe. But Communism needs to go, forever.
For this Death Star, as long as we cover those exhaust vents, put the force field generator on a more secure location and learn how to search a ship for hiding crew members, every thing should be peachy.
In case of a take over or invasion, from space pirates or communists or whoever else may attempt to, we can simply detonate the Halo ring world.
It's a win win situation.

Obiviously
Any other benefits? You betcha sweet bippy there are!




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wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2008 11:16
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