Greetings, fellow gamers! I am Saint, also called The Bard in some circles. You, however, may call me Joshua.

With a bow to the gentlemen and a wink to the ladies, I come here offering my thoughts on numerous subjects in gaming, such as...

- Why I am in an abusive relationship with Microsoft
- Why EA Games is evil, yet I can't stop playing their games
- Why Mario deserves better
- Why the world isn't bowing down to me yet.

A bit about my gaming history. The first game I ever played was Road Rash. My father had it for the PC, and let me tell you, I would watch him play all the time. Then one day, he turned around, smiled, and said to me "Would you like to race." I nodded eagerly, and then proceeded to fall off bridges, crash into oncoming cars, and get caught by the police ten million times. I sure as heck had a blast, though.

Time went on, and I recieved a Game Boy colour for Christmas, as well as Pokemon Yellow Edition. This was what truly cemented me as a gamer. I spent more time than was healthy playing that game, and eventually, I built up a nice collection of GBC games.

Then my uncle gave my siblings and I a Playstation. Obsession over Spyro and Tekken then proceeded.

Then it was an Xbox, then it was a gaming computer, then it was a DS and a 360, then it was a Wii.

And now here I stand, a silly man who thinks he's a bard. With a 360 controller in one hand and the pen in the other, I come to deliver my thoughts on the industry and the games, producers, and other such things therein!

Farewell for now!