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1. Mini Koopa is Mario’s brother, stepbrother or cousin.
2. How height of someone is directly proportional to how old they are.
3. Mario’s father (or uncle) often kidnaps his own daughter (or niece).
4. It is up to Mario to constantly defeat his father (or uncle) to win the love of his sister.
5. Mario is possibly romantically involved with his sister.
6. Mario has an evil brother.
7. No one knows who Waluigi is, but he hangs out with the family at most parties.
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(# 0) on 02/19/2008 12:00
(# 1) on 02/19/2008 12:02
(# 2) on 02/19/2008 12:07
(# 3) on 02/19/2008 12:23
no, I'm not from the south nor do I have sisters... and that is why.
shut up.
(# 4) on 02/19/2008 12:37
1. Mini Koopa is Mario’s brother, stepbrother or cousin.
2. How height of someone is directly proportional to how old they are.
3. Mario’s father (or uncle) often kidnaps his own daughter (or niece).
4. It is up to Mario to constantly defeat his father (or uncle) to win the love of his sister.
5. Mario is possibly romantically involved with his sister.
6. Mario has an evil brother.
7. No one knows who Waluigi is, but he hangs out with the family at most parties.
(# 5) on 02/19/2008 12:46
(# 6) on 02/19/2008 12:49
@Snaileb
Waluigi is just Luigi looking for attention.
(# 7) on 02/19/2008 12:56
(# 8) on 02/19/2008 13:06
(# 9) on 02/19/2008 14:40
Girl: Luigi.
Me: Luigi? Why?
Girl: He’s taller
Hahaha
(# 10) on 02/19/2008 14:57
(# 11) on 02/20/2008 06:03
these australian kids are dumb though :{