Hello gang, I'm Roryzilla.
You may have seen me lurking about on this fine piece of ass we call Destructoid, and it
was only a matter of time until I started my blog here. This first part is going to be a rant,
however.

Devil May Cry 4 for PS3.


What the fuck, Sony?

Who do you think you are? Sure, let's take an hour (Re: 22 minutes) to install content
while showing a
story line for 3 games looping over and over again set to (agreeably okay) orchestra
music, all for 5 second quicker load times. You know what I like about the 360, Sony? I put
a disc in, and the game boots right up. No need for a installation bar set to (agreeably
okay) orchestra music filling for over an hour. Dis sum buushit. Please give me the option
to install next time you have a game that may need some faster load times, or someone
in your company's dick is going home with me tonight. This thing is still installing. Holy shit.

That was the rant part.

Here's the "Learn about Me" part.

I'm Rory, I'm 16, and I've been gaming since I got an N64. I enjoyed the beautiful worlds
of Super Mario 64 and Banjo Kazooie, and moved on next to a Playstation to enjoy Final
Fantasy 7, and some others which i can't remember now. Next up I went for the gamecube,
then opted for a ps2, then finally held out for an xbox. I later purchased a 360 for my
birthday, and enjoyed it wholely, and still do. For my birthday last year, I got a gaming
computer which I had to upgrade. (Editor's Note: That fucking game installed. But the
Siren's singing is lodged in my brain forevermore.) I eventually sold the computer and got
an iMac, which I love for video editing, since I'm a skateboarder. Yes, I own a mac.

I'm using an iMac, 24", 2.8 ghz dual core, 4 gigs of ram in it.
Call me a mac fag, but I generally hate the people who own macs. Preening assholes. But,
I can tell you that running The Orange Box on this bad boy with full graphical settings on
this screen makes me cum ducklings. I'm going to put up a video of me running Crysis
soon, I believe I'll be able run it on high to medium settings without it turning into a
slideshow.

I own a PS3, a 360, and I used to own a wii, but sold it for $650 before christmas and
bought a PS3 due to the fact that I sensed a huge lack of games coming to the Wii.

I enjoy many a game genre, and I've been lurking this site for about 2 years now. So,
here's a formal hello. Supskis?

[Editor's Note: It has come to my attention that by telling you about my specs, I may look
like even more of a preening asshole than most mac users. I'm totally okay with that
though. Pshh. You're probably just jealous that I'm my Highschool's football captain, or that
I have a totally hot girlfriend (she just blew me; shit was SO cash).]