To the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father", a little recap of the conferences and First days(Because I was bored and my mind tends to wander):
Hello mother. Hello father.
Here I am on - the e3 show floor
It is really- quite amazing
But for the ESA Ouya seems exasperating
First on the schedule- MicroSoft's show
Lets all see how - this will all go
All of these games- are quite a thriller
To bad that "screw you" drm is such a killer
Onto the next show- EA's presser
Showing off the- games we played last year
And the previous- year before then
Damn I can't believe there's been 25 years of Madden
Ubisoft's conference- I did not see
But the live blog- sure sounded boring.
Last years e3- plus rabbids tv
And if you're fine with always online enter Tom Clancy
Sony came in- an hour forty
Filled with mostly- PR baloney
BAM no drm- DAT 399
Don's seeing stars while Kaz Hirai's seeing dollar signs
Last but not least- there was Nintendo
The games were solid- the show was less so.
Any suprises? - Well That's for sure:
Who would've guessed Megaman even existed anymore?
Sure there may have- been some others
But let's be honest- who even bothers?
They were mostly- less than stellar
At least Square Enix pulled VS13 out of their cellar
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