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Why Hatsune Miku is Blatatntly Better Than Milo
FukoukaCat | 4:48 PM on 07.14.2009 9 comments


1. She's in an actual game.

Sure, I know Miku's first appearance was as a Vocaloid character, but with the release of Project Diva she's now a fully fledged game character. With that said, Milo is annoying in sheer concept, let alone a final release.

2. She's adorable.

U-G-L-Y, Milo got no alibi! He's ugly! Yeah, yeah. He's ugly!

Seriously, Milo looks like a hairy albino raisin in a red t-shirt.

3. Because Milo is just... lame.

And you didn't have read this post to know it.

4. Miku is my avatar.

Duh. Don't look at me like that! You knew it was coming...

5. Miku can sing.

Milo can say whatever he wants. I still won't want to talk to him. Miku on the other hand: not only does she sing, I can tell her what to sing.

Cue "Fly Me To The Moon".



6. Peter Molyneux is soooo annoying.

I don't even like listening to him talk, let alone his latest creation. There are few dev's who spout as much BS as PM. Hey, PM. That's a good nickname for him, considering how every time he gives a speech/interview, he put's me to sleep.

7. I don't have a 360.

And no, it's not because I'm a Sony and/or Nintendo fanboy. Besides, even if I did, it damn-sure wouldn't be for Milo's boring ass.

8. There's a f***ing Miku L4D mod!



Need I say more?

9. Miku collaborated with Dtoid's very own RetroforceGO!

Well, more like Dtoider coffesash collaborated with them, since he actually used Vocaloid to make there latest "Back To The Show" music which is awesome by the way. Actually Milo collaborated with another Dtoid Podcast...

10. Milo got made fun of on The Podcastle.

He did. There's a reason why this is number ten on the list. Because even Jim sterling would agree, that's abgout as low as it gets...



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Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:19
Diverse
Horrible. To think that you can make a post about Miku is fucking disgusting. I'M THE ONE SHE SLEEPS WITH EVERY NIGHT, SO BACK THE FUCK OFF!

Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:47
Daxelman
Luigi is better than both of them.

Because Luigi is a MAN, and MANLY things win over womanly things.

Real MAN

MAN
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:23
Naim Master
David Hater is blatantly better than Hatsune Miku . and Luigi ; he's manlier than Luigi and has much more raw awesomeness than Miku .
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 21:31
Colette Bennett
I love my Miku. :D
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 21:36
norm9
I don't know either characters but i'll agree based on your points.
Diaport's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 05:01
Diaport
Want to know why I think Miku is better than Milo?

Who the fuck is Milo?
Fanatism's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 06:46
Fanatism
@Daxelman

That's mama Luigi to you!
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 09:26
Daxelman
@Diaport: I said the same thing about Miku.

I seriously didn't realize she existed until two months ago.

Anyways, Naim Master, I take your David Hater, and raise you a collective of Samuel L. Jackson and Dave Chappelle.
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