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New SMASH CHARACTER!!!! (Not Sonic)
Ron NSFWorkman \| 12:06 AM on 08.04.2007	33 comments

Thats right. Photoshop has been "unofficially announced" as a playable character. Wow! First Sonic, then PS, what is next? Will Halo be a character?

As you can see by this picture, (pictures have never lied) this is unreputadeniatootable evidence with truthtatude. I cant wait to use moves like "desaturate" and "add more blur."

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26 comments | showing # 1 to 26

LostCrichton says:
(# 0) on 08/04/2007 00:13

Hahaha...that's funny Ron. Good catch.

gomeja says:
(# 1) on 08/04/2007 00:18

Photoshop's special move is to photoshop Chubby Peach and turn her into Skinny Peach. Skinny Peach moves faster and no longer will her umbrella snap under her weight as she floats.

Tristero says:
(# 2) on 08/04/2007 00:24

Flagrant attempt by Ron Workman to abuse the internet for his own gain. The joke may be funny, butI laughed so hard I got jealous. Then angry. This must be stopped! I should know. I participate in television broadcasting, safety patrol, 4-H, Invent America and orchestra.

AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 3) on 08/04/2007 00:36

Ron... I love you, this is a great example as to why I love you. :D

Tiff says:
(# 4) on 08/04/2007 00:36

*a la chad*
that's AMAZING

king3vbo says:
(# 5) on 08/04/2007 00:38

Workman you never cease to amaze me

SLiFE says:
(# 6) on 08/04/2007 00:40

I want to see the move set.

Yashoki says:
(# 8) on 08/04/2007 01:04

OOOOSHIT!

Mxyzptlk says:
(# 9) on 08/04/2007 01:12

In before Internet Matlocks debunk this as bogus.

Chad Concelmo says:
(# 10) on 08/04/2007 01:13

Yes, amazing. :)

s0lesurviv0r says:
(# 11) on 08/04/2007 01:20

Magic Lasso, Gradient Layer, Clone Stamp, and Flatten Image for the finish.

Kotua says:
(# 12) on 08/04/2007 01:26

What's its Final Smash/finishing move?
Will it have its own stage!?
We need to know Ron!
Lol Photoshop.

MaximusPaynicus says:
(# 13) on 08/04/2007 01:26

How do you come up with this shit, dude? :P

-Blank- says:
(# 14) on 08/04/2007 01:45

Ron, you have a sharp eye...

btw, you owe me hospital money for aids

MaximusPaynicus says:
(# 15) on 08/04/2007 02:30

@Ron Workman
And that is why I want to carry your hideous man-child.

Farktoid says:
(# 16) on 08/04/2007 02:35

Difference Clouds is its Finishing Move�.

Topher Cantler says:
(# 17) on 08/04/2007 03:46

LOL awesome.

BenHaskett says:
(# 18) on 08/04/2007 05:33

Aside from Bono, my most anticipated character by far. Did you hear about photoshop's final smash? It's apparently Edit in Imageready.

Jim Sterling says:
(# 19) on 08/04/2007 05:49

I'm convinced.

Tron Knotts says:
(# 20) on 08/04/2007 07:34

I heard that Metal Gear Solid 4 is coming to the X-Box 360.

MATTFOO says:
(# 21) on 08/04/2007 11:51

good shit..

ChrisFurniss says:
(# 22) on 08/04/2007 14:50

!!!!

Namelessted says:
(# 23) on 08/06/2007 00:41

I can't wait to do Smash Bros. Photoshop with awesome Wii controls.

iRaf says:
(# 24) on 08/16/2007 22:53

OMG, i can't wait!

SPECIAL MOVE: RENDER->CLOUDS!

Lowtax says:
(# 25) on 08/29/2007 00:01

@Ron Sex With Face Workman.

Ron, I just wanna have fun. Sometimes my life feels like a photoshop. Then I piss on myself and go back to playing the Gamecube remake of Resident Evil. It's okay buddy, two men can lay in their underwear in the same bed. Nothing has to happen. Nothing.

@MaximusPaynicus Only Ron, myself, Jessica Alba, Trent Reznor, Donald Trump, and Mr T. will host his love child. Do you hear me? You best be stayin clear of this mans lovehole. You hear me boi?

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