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NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID | 4:42 PM on 10.09.2007 67 comments


OK. The short explanation.... I drink, and I was bored. I also thought, "What would Justin Timberlakes do?" Then I began to rock my own body. It was nice.

Rule Number Uno (Thats Spanish!)
Don not ask to change your name or have a rank.
Example: Iraf = Ranked assholeface or Agent Cheftan Farts cheese doodles (Yes Chef-Tan)
[img]http://www.360compete.com/images/baby-in-microwave-oven copy.jpg[/img]
Number 2.... Wait. There really isn't, OHH! Nobody puts baby in the corner

Rule tresume' First off, fuck your bitch in the clit you claim
West side when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boy niggaz fucked for life
In writting this I just realized Tupac says, "Fuck your bitch in the clit." Now I get it. He was fucking stupid. Everybody knows that the Clitoris is a mythical beast. BTW. Wait. After doing a little Matlockery. I remember the words. Fuck your bitch and the click you claim isn't it? Fucking Google lyrics search!

P.S. Tupac backwards is Caput. Caput is Yiddish for done/dead and Latin for 'Head'. Its teh signzors!!!!!
[img]http://www.360compete.com/images/thuglife copy.jpg[/img]
Rule #4: Why are there rules? I don't want rules. This does not make sense. Ladies and gentleman of the 'Supossed' jury.

Ohh. Friday night fights, coming with prizes. Thinking about doing another night of the week just for the Halo's. Ideas? 28 Days later, and Meth Head. Download
them. Practice. I winz your Halo's.

Concerning Dtoid selling out.If we were bought by AOL it would be a big conflict of interest. Alexander Stealinski wouldn't have anywhere to copy and paste his stories from.

Colette is cool

E for All. Anyone goiing or in the L.A. area that wants to get together please let us know.

Rule /b/ I will change your name back. I just wanted to mix it up today. I am ronerly. Nobody will play with me.



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wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:17
wardrox
Ron, you win internets.

Don't forget: FAF+tea break
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:17
LostCrichton
don't be ronerly...
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:18
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
DAMMIT MY PLAN WAS FOILED
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:18
Bob Muir
Heh, kinda glad mine wasn't changed.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:18
Riser Glen
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

*breathes in*

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:20
Das Inchworm
Tupac is alive...he's in brooklyn where people least expect him to be. I saw that nigga in the crowns chicken on Franklin ave. last week. Dead ass.
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:20
Reeper
Sup Ron.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:21
Virtualgirl
I am going to E for All, as well as Kannaya from the forums, let us know when you want to hang out!!!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:23
king3vbo
Uncle Ronny wins all internets, and as such has gained 35 fap points
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:23
bhive01
We have Wednesday Night WarCawks for PS3, perhaps we could tack on teh Haloz that night as well. That or one of the 5 other days left in a week.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:26
Bob Muir
D'oh.
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:27
Reeper
How's the ranking goin?
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:28
Aerox
I am live in the LA area and would like to get together please let me know.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:28
Hollie Bennett
im sorry, who are you again?
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:29
bhive01
The Beatles told me there were 8, but I read a book once and it said there were 7. Except during the month of Smarch (lousy Smarch weather) there are 8 days. The extra day is Blurnsday.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:34
Riser Glen
Somebody needs to send me a X-Box, a copy of the Halos and 100 unmarked US dollar bills (for hookers...not good ones, mind you. But hookers nonetheless.)
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:38
Hoygeit
This is pretty much win across the board.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:39
MaxVest
I just google imaged "baby in microwave" and it opened my eyes to a whole new world of possibilities. Thanks, Ron.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:43
Kryptinite
lol....babies in microwaves....so bad. Yet so funny.
God Len's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:45
God Len
if he is ranked godlike...
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:52
wardrox
ron halo now
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:55
pizzaface
Just to let you know, I am ranked Tupac.
HOW DO YOU HOLD A CONTROLLER
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 17:56
Ub3rSlug
Ronny,

I'll be playing teh Halos later. I'll hope on of mah Dtoid XBL friends is in the same room as you, as your friends list is full (ghey as hell).

kthxzbai.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 18:06
GuitarAtomik
I feel....I feel left out :[
Little Burro's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 18:17
Little Burro
Ron Bored=Lulz 4 lyfe
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 18:20
BahamutZero
inchworm - I definitely saw him at the RFK chicken down the block. you live in bklyn?
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 18:23
BFeld13
Poodle? Nice.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 18:30
Justice
WTF has happened to DTOID since I took a few weeks of maternity leave!
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 18:34
Mister Disco
what.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 18:44
Das Inchworm
@ bahamut

yea I live in brooklyn
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 18:46
Brian Szabelski
... Wait, what did Workman say?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 18:55
MechaMonkey
Look, he drinks...
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 19:05
WastelandTraveler
what kind of crazy bullshit shenanigans are these?!
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 19:32
Pedro Blandino
wait, whats going on here? Ranks? im confused.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 19:50
blehman
Wait, I thought Workman was Mexicant? Turns out he's South Korean if he's ronrey.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 19:51
Maurice Tan
As a lack of a vegan Rank, here's some rancid meat for all of you:

Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 19:53
Eschatos
Wicked Sick!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 19:55
Colette Bennett
Awwww. You're cool, Ron Workmeng.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 19:57
Eschatos
Godlike!
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 20:01
tehuberone
YO CRANK DAT LAZACAW!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 20:06
Eschatos
Dominating!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 20:06
Eschatos
Killing Spree!
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 20:20
Twisted Imp
Hey this isn't for a rank but can you change my name to "Twisted Imp" not "Twisted-Imp" that would be great.

- Hugs and Kisses,

Twisted Imp.
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 20:41
Brad Rice
Ron likes the cock, you know.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 21:05
Cheeburga
Nigga is trippin'
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 21:20
Twisted Imp
Yay, praise the great and powerful Workmans!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 21:22
Cheeburga
Praise?
Suck him off for christ sakes, what do you think this is.




WE ARE PLAYING LEGENDARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AFDHJAFAFAGFAFAGAGHAGG
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:08
itemforty
fucking Halo.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 00:06
bluemeep
THIS IS A SPLENDID ALTERATION.
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