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Dtoid is hiring! Alexander Stealinski needs an assistant to help copy and paste stories
NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID \| 6:09 PM on 09.18.2007	53 comments

Its an easy job really. All you have to do, is read Destructoid, copy an article, paste it on Joystiq, then troll Neogaf waiting for it to pop up in the forums, then make the post live.
We all know that Alexander or as I call him "Motherfucker I am turning your face into hamburger meat when I see you stealinski" is a very busy man. I takes a lot of time sucking dick for money behind 7/11 and limits his ability to post. You could be his AIDS. Yes he has AIDS. You can be one.
We all know that every reputable journalist gets info from forums. Thats what Dtoid does wrong I guess. Also, they don't use block quotes.

I hate em I hate em I hate em.

I hearby annouce Alexander Stealinski be dubbed Cave newt

He has officially beat out Clown shoes. So from now on, I will be calling him Cave newt because he is a bottom feeder.

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48 comments | showing # 1 to 48

velcroman

ZERO

velcroman

one

velcroman

two

velcroman

and three OWNED!!!

Avid

LMfao, insane

Neonie

Seriously?

the GAMEGOBLIN

*SNAP!*

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Seriously, alex is MR GAY

AgentMOO

@velcro shh... spam makes Ron mad

Cheeburga

Sounds hot.

bleep

APPLY NOW for THIS GREAT JOB!

velcroman

NINE!!!

Brad Rice

Probably pays better than dtoid.

tehuberone

CAVE NEWT

BFeld13

Lulz

Cowzilla3

I can feel the anger from here Ron, have a drink and let it stew until explodes in bloody fists of fury.

velcroman

FUUUUUCKK!!!! WHOOOO-BLAAAAARGGGG!!!

atheistium

lol geeez man thats epic fail

bluemeep

Cave newts are worth 3 XP. They carry no golds, however :(

Mister Disco

Oh yes you di-int!

I mean... di... di-id! Oh yes you di-id! BOOYAH!

Hollie Bennett

some things are just unbelviable...�_�

Phist

Beat out Clown Shoes? Hot damn that's bad!

Cave Newt your days of licking up moss and hunting insects are over.

bleep

OMFG Theres a Cave Newt PLEDGE!

DJDuffy

Alexander could also use an assistant to be his PERSONAL BALL WASHER. Only a job that difficult requires constant ball treatment.

BahamutZero

goddam that guy alex makes me so goddam upseHUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Hoygeit

Cave newt AIDS? Sign me up!

Wait a minute...

RICHARD BLOCKER

The only way to settle this is to tie Ron and Cave Newt's hands together and give them swith blades. Then they settle it "BEat It" style.

Riser Glen

I'll send in my application and resume. It may look a lot like your resume with your name changed to mine, Ron, but I assure you, it's not.

[source http://joystiq.com]

Puppetpallmich

i luv mr gay

RskimB

he's not copy/pasting, its environmentally friendly journalism silly

Sharpless

Gosh, Ron, come here and let's fuck the frustration away.

Cheeburga

I second Sharpless's notion.

Coonskin05

Ron, where do I get in line to suck your dick?

wardrox

I filled my job application ages ago.

It's good to see your handling this in the way I expect :-P

Brian Szabelski

How much experience is necessary for this job?

Tron Knotts

Ron Workman for mayor of teh internets.

topgeargorilla

Man, ron is so cool because he hates Joystiq and says such ballsy things. Let's all bend over and take him in the ass.

Jeeze, you guys.....

Hollie Bennett

@ ron

you make me cry, you better get on a plane, come to the uk, pick me up and take me to the pretty beachs....or else!

Aaron Mxy Yost

Worse than Clownshoes? Is that possible?

Jim Sterling

This is angrytime.

Bob Muir

Can't be worse than Clown Shoes. At best, it'd have to be like a reverse trinity: the Father (Clown Shoes), the Son (Cave Newt), and the Holy Suck.

Bob Muir

Can't be worse than Clown Shoes. At best, it'd have to be like a reverse trinity: the Father (Clown Shoes), the Son (Cave Newt), and the Holy Suck.

MaximusPaynicus

Do I get dental?

iRaf

zero.

BlueWolf72

Ill do the job....Dtoid Radio didnt take off and Im bannzor'd from posting blogs.........Ill do this to make you proud!

Virtualgirl

Why am I just seeing your banner for the first time now?

Topher Cantler

LULZ

JJ Rage

Joysuck strikes again.

Snaileb

lol @ Angry time.

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