A week or so back Dtoid had its first ever NAR Party, (No Apparent reason) or NARP. A lot of things happened. A lot of things happened on film. Your very own Greybush did and interview with Snaileb in the only way I really know how.
Does this act make Snaileb a man? No. Does it make him better than Puppet? Yes.



Long story short, more videos are coming. It was a really good time and we got some great footage on tape. We visited the Port-o-let where Tazar was born. Stopped by to see the mechanical bull that I lost my virginity on. And also Paris Hilton is a fucking dumb whore. It was a great time for all.

Yes this video has epic credits. Why, you ask. Because I have always liked doing it. Its funny. If you don't like it, don't watch. But don't miss the ending, its a cliffhanger.

[To answer your Matlockery before it starts]

Ron, why is my name in the video?
Because your fucking rad so shut the fuck up.

Hey Greybush, can I have my name in the next video?
No, because you asked. I like just doing random stuff for reals yo!

Why does it burn so bad everytime I pee?
Because you are now a man. Suck it up cupcake.

Hey Mr. PR Nightmare, can you tell me why I am a worthless bastard that can't do anything right and why in God's name have I made it this far without considering suicide?
No Ted I can't

Did Snaileb really punch you in the face?
You have to wait for the next video

When is the next one?
Fuck if I know. I still haven't finished that Halo launch video yet. But if the Community likes them, I will pump out more.

What's the big deal with Snaileb doing a shot of Jager
Nothing but I hear that Joystiq needs commentors. Go get em' tiger!

Hey Ron, can you please change my name from WiiSucks to 1 of 20 different things?
No. Please stop asking.

Is Dtoid going to be bigger than 1up next year?
Easily

What is the name of the main song in the video?
That would be "Paper planes" by M.I.A. It is track 11 on her new album "Kala" The album is worth checking out but it might have to grow on you a little if your an American.
There is a song at the beginning that was a Dtoid theme song entry but I don't know who made it. I think it was Guitar Atomik.

Were you drunk when you did the interview?
What interview?

Ron, is it crazy that me and my friend dress as my little ponies and have tea parties and then rub each other
Puppet, you and EmoToaster can do anythng you want as long as it doesn't mess with my life.

When and where is the next Narp?
I hear there is one brewing in Portland. We could also throw one in L.A. around the 17th to the 21st.

Why were you saying it was Chris Grant?
Because we had a Justin Timberlakes doll, and somebody brought up Joystiq, and God did the rest. It was just jokes. Chris is a good guy. I swear. Andrew Stealinski is still a fucking cockass though.

Thanks to Joe Burling (Buck "No gamertag" F1tches) for being the Spielberg. BSD, Tazar, Andrea, Summizle, Asian #1, Eskimo Joe, Orcist and/or Grim, Snaileb, Dave, Ashley, Jesus, the other random people that came over when I was way to drunk to remember and Justin Timberlakes.

No Chris Grant's were harmed n the making of this film