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Community Blogs: Hmmm, how does thee shorten?
NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID | 7:37 PM on 11.07.2007 78 comments


This is my biggest pet peeve almost ever ever ever. The Community Blogs at Destructoid are not Clogs!
I will explain.
This is a Clog


These are Clogs


Hey look, it's people Clogging



Holy Batshit its a ChatLog


Now my friends. THIS IS A CBLOG OR COMMUNITY BLOG as you can clearly see by the use of the word "BLOG" multiple times.


Sorry for the Internet Matlockery.

[PS I love NamelessTed]
[PSS By "Love" I mean "Want him to die slow, painful and alone]



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Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 19:51
Coonskin05
C-blogs are serious fucking business.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 19:57
Excremento
Damnit Ron...I made one misteke...
tehdopefish's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 19:59
tehdopefish
I C WUT U DID THAR
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 19:59
Aerox
How do you feel about CommunityBs? Or CommuBlogs? (In Soviet Russia, Cblog types YOU!) Wow, that was terrible. I was obviously joking with CommunityB, but now that I think about it, CommuBlog has a really nice ring to it...
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:01
Hamza CTZ Aziz
I approve of this message.
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:04
cjpkiller
ACT 1 - ASHES - GOW COG Tags

Jacinto Maximum Security Prison

COG Tag 1
When you begin the game you choose a path, left or right (combat or training). Regardless of the path chosen, you'll see a Gears logo straight ahead, just under it is the first COG tag. Look towards the rear of the courtyard across from the cell area if you have trouble finding this right away.

COG Tag 2
This tag is located in the first room where the door is cut open by the enemy locusts. It is in the rear of the room, under the stairway that you came down if you took the training route. You'll see a Gears logo on the wall, the COG Tag is on the floor a bit to the left of the logo.

COG Tag 3
This particular tag's presence is not highlighted particularly well by a Gears logo, but it is still easy to find. As soon as you enter into the courtyard area you'll see some stairs to your left, go up them and turn left at the top and you should see the COG tags. The gears logo is in the southwest corner of the yard, so it's still there, just not exactly where the tags are. if you got sucked into the battle, be sure to grab the tags before heading to the chopper.

Trial By Fire

COG Tag 4
You don't really need help finding this COG Tag, as one of your comrades will point it out to you. In case you didn't hear him, it is in the first small courtyard of the level, near a short wall in the yards center and to the right of the Gears logo.

COG Tag 5
In this area you'll encounter two emergence holes within a building (just after crossing the bridge). The COG Tags are near the second emergence hole, slightly hidden by some weeds. be sure to grab it before you head towards the streets.

Fish In A Barrel

COG Tag 6
After fighting in the streets against troika gunners, and dealing with four emergence holes, you'll find this COG tag in the far left corner, located near some ammunition on the ground. It's right by the fourth emergence hole.

Knock Knock

COG Tag 7
Before you begin battle in this area take notice to the white van with the Gears logo on it. You'd suspect the COG Tags be right there, but they're a bit off. To the left of the van follow the large hole in the ground, the COG Tag is all the way down in the corner.

Hammer

COG Tag 8
This COG tag is located in the hallway where Jack is called upon to open the door. You remember, the annoying hallways with a couple dozen Wretches! Anyhow, I suggest waiting until the Wretches have been defeated to collect the tag. The tag is to the far left of the door Jack is opening (if you're watching him open it). It's on the floor just next to a coffin looking figure made from cement.

COG Tag 9
This COG tag is located in the same room where you and the team discover that Rojas has been killed. As soon as you enter the room (by descending the stairs) the tag is hidden partially behind a pillar and in much of the shadows. While you're listening to the cut-scene head towards that pillar and grab the COG Tag.

China Shop

COG Tag 10
After you witness the brutal slaying of a fellow comrade by a hungry, and somewhat annoyed Berserker, you can go grab his COG Tag. Just head to where he was killed, the COG tag is on the ground of the dead end area near some flames.

COG Tag 11
As you are trying to lure the Berserker outside, the Berserker will smash open three doors for you. As the third door is opened, you'll notice before you exit the enclosed area that to the left of that door, in an alcove is another set of COG Tags.

COG Tag 12
Once you have lured the Berserker outside, look for the Gears logo on the wall. If you head left right after you exit the building and go along the curved section of the wall you will find the COG Tag on the ground by the main wall, just after the Gears logo.
dorock's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:05
dorock
oh that really cheered me up! thanks for a two minute gigglefest
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:07
Joe Burling
Thank you!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:08
Cheeburga
Hahah
thedude93's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:09
thedude93
that was classic!
Pixelated Lilac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:11
Pixelated Lilac
This was such a moving issue to discuss. I'm glad someone finally had the courage and strength to speak out about it.
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:17
Atlas
Ron Workman can't read my contest submissions because he hates me!

I always lose.

I hate you all.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:21
EternalDarkWing
Atlas is Fontaine.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:24
AngelsDontBurn
WORKMENG SMASH!
DangerousD's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:29
DangerousD
The more you know.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:32
brosef
Hooray flaming/clarification! I applaud this edumacation.


I lol'd at your Chat-Log example.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:35
aborto thefetus
That picture with the crayons made me laugh. Apparently there are people out there that poop crayons.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:36
Eschatos
No! I demand clogs on Dtoid!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:39
007
but... what about mass effect?

@ eschatos
Just let it go, dude. just let it go...
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:39
taumpytears
Excremento got pwned. It happens to the best of us.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:42
aborto thefetus
@eschatos

Just continue calling them clog. Workman can't stop you.

....or can he?
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:45
Pedro Blandino
i hate the name clogs too. it's just make you sound stupid.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:48
Samit Sarkar
*Sigh* I guess I’m going to have to edit my clo—er, cblog header.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:49
Tino
C-Blog.

I guess I get it.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:52
MATTFOO
work man
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:53
Clockwork
That chick put crayons in her toilet. What a fucking moron.
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:55
Thornnn
what do you call it when some clogs the blogs?

If you've got a clog call this guy.

Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:57
Spartacus
To make stupid people go away, simply put two tabs on the top of DToid: Clogs and CBlogs. Stupid people will go to Clogs, and we, the smart-makers, will reign supreme with our Communist Blogs.
Pixelated Lilac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 20:57
Pixelated Lilac
Heyhey.. shitting crayons is also a very serious issue. It can be quite painful as well.
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:00
charliesuh
Meh, people call video blogs vlogs so i am going to continue calling the "C-Blogs" clogs. I'll just try to refrain from saying it around you, hehehe. YOULL NEVER KNOW! MUHAHAHA!
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:08
Tino
Lilac, who let you out of your cage?
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:11
BlindsideDork
Yepo...I got no clogs but i know some people who do. I will stick with mah blog.
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:14
PetiePal
Clogs has always kind of annoyed me too. Blog is a short enough word already.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:15
Pedro Blandino
Ok, Charlie. vlogs.. show it's description in the dictionary? its in there as what it is. video blogging
look what clog pulls up on the dictionary

nothing about blogs.
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:25
zaqu
buts this clogs the tubes that is the internets so they are clogs
DangerousD's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:26
DangerousD
I might have clogs but i ould always trash em if you want.
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:27
charliesuh
When these community blogs stop being clogged with bs forum posts i will stop calling them clogs. (i probably add to that clogging though, tee..hee.)
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:31
king3vbo
CBLOGS ARE CEREAL BUISNESS
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:32
MechaMonkey
What about Crocs? Technically, they're clogs.

Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:34
Pedro Blandino
lemon. it's not Wikipedia
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/clogs
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:40
Butmac
He's saying he basically did the exact same thing...before you.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:41
Das Inchworm
LMAO @ crocs.

Thats what imma start calling these blogs.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 21:45
Pedro Blandino
honstly, i tend to skip lemons comments now(not all the time but allot). but mine isn't based on any kind of wiki. never go to wikipidia for facts. ever..
DangerousD's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 22:13
DangerousD
Don't be so sour be a happy lemon, if possible.

lol.
icarus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 22:16
icarus
It's better than bad. It's good!

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