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001 Greybush Reviews: This week 'Lair for the PS3 [hint: its fucking terrible]
Ron NSFWorkman \| 8:51 PM on 10.02.2007	38 comments

I remember playing this pile of shit at CES last January. Me and Summa couldn't stop laughing. If you buy this and think its a good game, well God bless you, ya little fuckin retard. Did you know they also make things called "Good games?"

Bla bla bla, say will you will, it's fucking terrible. I can make a better game with some matches, a bar of soap, 2 black people, and a stapler. I give it a "Jeebus God, Baby in the manger, this is fucking a joke from Sony right? Out of 10"

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37 comments | showing # 1 to 37

Jim Sterling says:
(# 0) on 10/02/2007 20:58

Hahaha.

taumpytears says:
(# 1) on 10/02/2007 20:59

I think EGM calling it a game is a little generous.

Gameboi says:
(# 2) on 10/02/2007 20:59

Nice name!

Little Burro says:
(# 3) on 10/02/2007 21:01

In the clogs I see a triple-stack Workmanburger!Nice

Hoygeit says:
(# 4) on 10/02/2007 21:06

Perfect!

HawtPawkitHero says:
(# 5) on 10/02/2007 21:07

I refuse to buy a PS3 untill a good game comes out for it.

Riser Glen says:
(# 6) on 10/02/2007 21:07

I would have enjoyed the game more if it didn't make my penis burn when I pee.

LostCrichton says:
(# 7) on 10/02/2007 21:07

Hilarious!

brimtastic says:
(# 8) on 10/02/2007 21:08

I give it a hooray for casual racism! Out of 10.

Velt says:
(# 9) on 10/02/2007 21:26

I dont get it: is like a SPARTA videogame?

Namelessted says:
(# 10) on 10/02/2007 21:31

well done.

flaakmonkey says:
(# 11) on 10/02/2007 21:33

THis game is such a letdown. IF SONYs games are gonna be all hype they aare even more doomed than the doomed they are.

Necros says:
(# 12) on 10/02/2007 21:35

I'm loving the new rating.

Tetris Hermit says:
(# 13) on 10/02/2007 21:50

Hasn't it been out for a while already? Get off ur ass workman.

If only all reviews were this awesome...

Coonskin05 says:
(# 15) on 10/02/2007 22:09

I came.

Cowzilla3 says:
(# 16) on 10/02/2007 22:11

Holy crap were friends! Life = complete. I love the challenging controls quote one of those things like in the movie ads where it just says brilliant but you know the entire quote was brilliantly aweful or this movie is incredibly not brilliant.

Iceciro says:
(# 17) on 10/02/2007 22:22

Hahaha. I owe you a muffin, Ron. Way to go.

zaqu says:
(# 18) on 10/02/2007 22:22

awesome review

BFeld13 says:
(# 19) on 10/02/2007 22:29

Why don't you do more freelance work?

CCGames Mike says:
(# 20) on 10/02/2007 22:49

about what i thought when i saw this game when we got it in. Second I put it in the PS3 I felt like stabbing a helmet kid in the face. Even worse was we were selling it a day early and we had a copy come back in USED before the game officially came out.

Plus most people seemed to want to avoid it like I had told them it gave them cancer and big, hairy man-tits in their faces.

Butmac says:
(# 21) on 10/03/2007 00:00

Hahaha best review I've seen of the game yet.

AgentMOO says:
(# 22) on 10/03/2007 00:43

I'm tellin ya slap a wii balance board on this, change it to snakes...

Rename it:

Sharpless says:
(# 23) on 10/03/2007 01:41

Ron, you totally just stole my thunder. Brilliant review, though. Even Summa hated it? Amazing.

Cheeburga says:
(# 24) on 10/03/2007 01:48

Hahaha, tellin' it like it is.

atheistium says:
(# 25) on 10/03/2007 02:27

FORCED SINAXISKISSPISS USE!!!

Tristero says:
(# 26) on 10/03/2007 02:27

Ron, I'm totally stealing that Jesus God, Baby in the Manger graphic for my next review.

galagabug says:
(# 27) on 10/03/2007 08:55

didn't you get the memo? they're ghosts in that disc! throw it out!

Snaileb says:
(# 28) on 10/03/2007 10:11

Summa hates everything. Except faux hawks apparently.

YOU'RE TOO UNPROFESSIONAL FOR THE INTERNETS RON!

JonDarkwood says:
(# 29) on 10/03/2007 10:23

I fucking roffled my waffles at this

LarkOhiya says:
(# 30) on 10/03/2007 11:04

I see what you did workman.

king3vbo says:
(# 31) on 10/03/2007 11:17

ICWATUDIDTHAR

This review rings of bias... call in the Matlocks!

AgentMOO says:
(# 32) on 10/03/2007 11:26

Ron, you're the ODB of the gaming industry, except you know, like not dead.

CarlostheJackal says:
(# 33) on 10/03/2007 11:40

Ron the Dirt Dawg Workman...I like it.

itemforty says:
(# 34) on 10/03/2007 15:06

Nice. This rating sounds appropriate.

CannibalCalvin says:
(# 35) on 10/03/2007 18:12

ZOMG best review evar

MATTFOO says:
(# 36) on 10/04/2007 03:09

thanks 4 the heads up

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