According to ace reporter Robert "World Famous in Guam" Summa at AOL Joystiq, Nintendo will be making an announcement about chips or the price or some shit. Give me a break. I didn't actually read the fucking thing. Stare at this picture and think damnit.


Now I am no mathmagician, but that there appears to be a motherfuckin scientist. Do you have any idea what that means? Me either. But, its probably serious shit.

Here is some of the story:

[Ed's note: we made a mistake in allowing this item to snowball into something more than a mere IBM-Nintendo PR announcement that production of chips is on schedule. Our apologies for allowing this one to get way, way out of hand. Read here for a more detailed apology.]

Now. I don't speak scientist but come on. We can read between the lines on this one folks. Nintendo is totally not maybe for sure announcing something not big or something.
Later in the article something else happens, I think someone's AOL locked up, Chris Grant and Summa hugged a little, Paris Hilton is a Kunt, and Nintendo does or doesnt make the announcement and Shit I spilt my beer. Hold on....

goddamn wet wipes! I can clean this with wet wipes woman!

Give me the babies diaper.

Shut that kid up bitch.

Anyways, Happy one year anniversary at Destructoid Rob Summa. We know that you are here for life and would never leave. It's awesome seeing you on Attack of the Show all the time!

Via http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/08/shipment-of-broadway-for-wii-has-been-well-underway-hint-of-pow/

and if you want to jump straight to the crying
http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/08/an-apology-and-a-note-on-hype/


http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/08/an-apology-and-a-note-on-hype/


[editors note: this was written long ago. Some parts may be slightly off and Summa says that Nex has fabooolous hair]