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Assassins Creed is 100% finished. Now it even has Multiplayer!
Ron NSFWorkman | 8:58 PM on 11.23.2007 38 comments


This game is so 100% ready to go that it even has a multiplayer option. Well... you are your own multiplayer. It really shows just how amazing Jade Raymond is making this game all by herself.

Just Remember Jade Raymond made this game all by her Jade Raymond self in a Jade Raymondtastic way.

OK. I am not just picking apart a few glitches in a game. I am picking apart a game that was delayed for many months to be perfected and got slammed out for the holidays. You the consumer pay the price when these things happen. Since Jade Raymond seems to be the only person that made this game, and not a really talented staff of tons of people, I think I should give her credit for all of her hard work. Before you slam me wondering why I am giving Jade so much shit, it is because I am so tired of the PR bullshit behind this game. Gamers suffer because of this. Talented artists and programmers don't get the recognition that they deserve, and web sites like Gamepro, give it BS reviews because they know, that this game had an ad budget, and that commercials and print media, would attach "5 out of 5 ...Gamepro" to the media blitz. This shit needs to stop. This fucked up the entire industry years ago and its happening again.
Finish games you start and reviewers be honest!
People count on you and it sucks when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

[Thanks Pedro for the video]



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taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
I need to punish Jade Raymond... Can you arrange that by any chance?
Deus's Destructoid Blog
...I still want to play Jade's game.



Sorry. Please don't sue me.
WmV337's Destructoid Blog
Stick it in her pooper, and "forget" to use lube.
Buddha's Destructoid Blog
lol at the double altairs
Trevor McGee's Destructoid Blog
It's a great game in my opinion, I don't give a damn about Jade Raymond either. It's a good game, and the people who made it deserve the credit not her.
Ub3rSlug's Destructoid Blog
Jade Raymond.
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
That truly was Jade Raymondtastic. I give it 5 Jades out of 5 and a perfect score on Raymondcritic.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
So much hostility, Ron baby. At least if the game has to be glitched out the ass (which is perplexing, I agree), most of the glitches are extremely entertaining. I lawled when he stabbed himself in the back. Either way, I'm still looking forward to getting my hands on the game.

And good point, Lemon.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Hey, let's be fair... it only sucks for the stranger being fucked in the ass.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Hey, let's be fair... it only sucks for the stranger being fucked in the ass.
kobewan0824's Destructoid Blog
Lulz @ Mxyzptlk. I'm having a fucking great fucking day here, and I have to say, Assassin's Creed is a good game. An unfinished and rushed game so UbiSoft could meet their financial goals for the holidays and make investors happy, but a good game.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Haha, these glitches are so bad.
kobewan0824's Destructoid Blog
Lulz @ Mxyzptlk. I'm having a fucking great fucking day here, and I have to say, Assassin's Creed is a good game. An unfinished and rushed game so UbiSoft could meet their financial goals for the holidays and make investors happy, but a good game.
Atlas's Destructoid Blog
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

Err, I mean find a stranger in the alps...

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Atlas/this-is-what-happens-when-you-fuck-a-stranger-in-the-ass--51055.phtml
Atlas's Destructoid Blog
If I do indeed know some code then it's here
KamikazeTutor's Destructoid Blog
You know what this means?
DOUBLE KILLS!!!
Thornnn's Destructoid Blog
You need to go outside once in awhile and stop touching yourself your getting heat rash from the friction.
Namelessted's Destructoid Blog
oh damn. That video is fucking epic.
JonDarkwood's Destructoid Blog
Are you suggesting they used Jade Raymond as a tool to sell a broken, half-finished alpha of a game?

Well if you're not suggesting it, I will.
bottled dark's Destructoid Blog
do you see larry?
do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
Tino's Destructoid Blog
Best ending EVAR.
itemforty's Destructoid Blog
ha, nice. I guess that's the game dealing with multiple camera angles or something, and then just freaking out?
Volcanon's Destructoid Blog
Jade Raymond is hot.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
I love how silly they look when they jump in unison.
wardrox's Destructoid Blog
Thats an awesome glitch!
Tron Knotts's Destructoid Blog
It's out on the Wii.


Pedro Blandino's Destructoid Blog
i honestly hope the pc version is better.. if not patches from users who know how to code.
PetiePal's Destructoid Blog
At least Jade could have bought me dinner first
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
I hope the Wii version effectively utilizes the Wiimote during the gloryhole sequences.
Fleet3000's Destructoid Blog
people are just trying to make a living in this world. if she gets sacked or something happens, there's no way that she won't be able to get another job.
spacecadetjoe's Destructoid Blog
I want to know how to make that glitch happen
Hitogoroshi's Destructoid Blog
Wow. Bugs of that level on a game with this budget. No excuse Jade!
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Beautiful speech.


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