I know I know. I thought I could stay away. But much like the sweet sweet love of an amputee midget, I have to have more.
Let me also explain that I have nothing to back up my "guesses" other than my fucking big badass drunken brain. I am the Lord an saviour of Das Video Gamen.
Read with caution
MS announcing Forza 3 (I know, "no shit")
but.... Im going with Microsoft announcing Crackdown 2 also. Yep. Im out out that limb.
Really wacky reaching rumor = Peter Jackson Halo game. plus porn
EA announcing a Bungie game. Yep. Im fucking crazy, but that is my honest guess. EA will announce a new "Marathonesc" game Monday at 3:45 pm. A flood of XBLA sports games (trivia, fantasy football, porn)
Capcom announcing Dead Rising 2. Yep. Dead Rising 2. Even though its 1 1/2 years off. Dead Rising 2. Also announcing special box art and maybe a new way to purchase XBLA games with boxart included with Megaman 9. and porn
Coldplay I mean The Who will be headlining the Rockband party. Just a guess. A fucking wicked guess.
XBLA games coming = a new Galaga game, Geometry Wars duece, Minesweeper, Uno Rush, porn, porn, porny, porn.
Oh shit. I have never said the word "Porny" I am totally going to start using it now.
Update
Because of ParaParaKing's post
ICO for the PStriples. Also God of War 3 demo'd.
Crackdown 2!
Also cocks.
OH SNAP!
But seriously though, get smashed and bring back some tales of debauchery. News about gaming is optional.
Oh wait...
Hmm, Afrika porn?
Let's use them!
There, it needed saying. Galaga is the endall beall of Galaga.
Not Galaxian, not Galaga 88. GALAGA.