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Workmeng breaks silence. E3 predictions (oh shit! Updated)
Ron NSFWorkman \| 5:49 PM on 07.11.2008	35 comments

I know I know. I thought I could stay away. But much like the sweet sweet love of an amputee midget, I have to have more.
Let me also explain that I have nothing to back up my "guesses" other than my fucking big badass drunken brain. I am the Lord an saviour of Das Video Gamen.

Read with caution

MS announcing Forza 3 (I know, "no shit")
but.... Im going with Microsoft announcing Crackdown 2 also. Yep. Im out out that limb.
Really wacky reaching rumor = Peter Jackson Halo game. plus porn

EA announcing a Bungie game. Yep. Im fucking crazy, but that is my honest guess. EA will announce a new "Marathonesc" game Monday at 3:45 pm. A flood of XBLA sports games (trivia, fantasy football, porn)

Capcom announcing Dead Rising 2. Yep. Dead Rising 2. Even though its 1 1/2 years off. Dead Rising 2. Also announcing special box art and maybe a new way to purchase XBLA games with boxart included with Megaman 9. and porn

Coldplay I mean The Who will be headlining the Rockband party. Just a guess. A fucking wicked guess.

XBLA games coming = a new Galaga game, Geometry Wars duece, Minesweeper, Uno Rush, porn, porn, porny, porn.

Oh shit. I have never said the word "Porny" I am totally going to start using it now.

Update
Because of ParaParaKing's post

ICO for the PStriples. Also God of War 3 demo'd.

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34 comments | showing # 1 to 34

Professor Pew says:
(# 0) on 07/11/2008 17:58

OUI OUI OUI, JE T'AIME PORNY. I even heard this song in the supermarket the other day.

Crackdown 2!

Coonskin05 says:
(# 1) on 07/11/2008 17:59

You had me at XBLA porn sport game.

MrSadistic says:
(# 2) on 07/11/2008 18:01

You are a man among Gods.

Scape says:
(# 3) on 07/11/2008 18:03

Ron Workman- one of the first people to break news of Megaman 9. Heed his words.

blehman says:
(# 4) on 07/11/2008 18:04

porny pr0ny porny pr0ny!!

TrailerParkJesus says:
(# 5) on 07/11/2008 18:05

I predict sequels and new IPs.

Rockvillian says:
(# 6) on 07/11/2008 18:09

I'll raise your God of War 3 demo with a new co-op mode and beast riding.

Justice says:
(# 7) on 07/11/2008 18:10

Shorter than I expected from you Ron, not sweeter though.

mix says:
(# 8) on 07/11/2008 18:11

Do I forsee a new religion cometh?

hofftv says:
(# 9) on 07/11/2008 18:11

E3 needs more monkeys. Space Chimps will get a sequel.

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 10) on 07/11/2008 18:13

porny porn..you heard it here FIRST!

Cheeburga says:
(# 11) on 07/11/2008 18:15

Oh man I feel like I'm at the cinci narp all over again.

SLiFE says:
(# 12) on 07/11/2008 18:17

SCOOP!

SnakeDude4Life says:
(# 13) on 07/11/2008 18:19

Dead Rising 2 would be SHA-HWEET!

Mxyzptlk says:
(# 14) on 07/11/2008 18:19

Crackdown 2 / Dead Rising 2? Yes please!

ParaParaKing says:
(# 15) on 07/11/2008 18:25

I predict cats and drums.

Also cocks.

kawitchate says:
(# 16) on 07/11/2008 18:38

you drunk, magnificent bastard you.

Furyfire says:
(# 17) on 07/11/2008 18:41

....Barbie Horse riding adventures.... 2?

OH SNAP!

brainderailment says:
(# 18) on 07/11/2008 19:01

I will only play crackdown 2 if it comes with a porny demo.

Demios says:
(# 19) on 07/11/2008 19:09

You forgot Viva Pinata 2 Ron...Game of the expo fo sho'!

But seriously though, get smashed and bring back some tales of debauchery. News about gaming is optional.

Chad Concelmo says:
(# 20) on 07/11/2008 19:10

Spacecat is amazing! :)

the GAMEGOBLIN says:
(# 21) on 07/11/2008 19:40

I will give the shirt off my back if Dead Rising 2 is announced

Oh wait...

Clockwork says:
(# 22) on 07/11/2008 19:44

It's all true. Where's Bioshock 4, 5, and 10?

kawitchate says:
(# 23) on 07/11/2008 20:13

atta boy Ron. atta boy.

big filth says:
(# 24) on 07/11/2008 20:17

i lay een bed and toush myself at zee thought of a crackadown deux

TheToiletDuck says:
(# 25) on 07/11/2008 20:23

Porn is the natural progression for Dead Rising considering he has a camera already.

Hmm, Afrika porn?

Electro Lemon says:
(# 26) on 07/11/2008 21:12

Ron, Paris Hilton got a writing job at Joystiq. Just thought you should know. Oh, and Ted has an internship there.

topgeargorilla says:
(# 27) on 07/11/2008 21:37

I like the word "cunny" and "fuckery"

Let's use them!

007 says:
(# 28) on 07/11/2008 22:14

Galactic Dog gonna prove you wrong, Ron. You'll see...

Teta says:
(# 29) on 07/11/2008 22:38

Paris Hilton should be president of the United States, yeah I said it.

MATTFOO says:
(# 30) on 07/11/2008 23:23

ICO?@@!?

RonBurgandy2010 says:
(# 31) on 07/11/2008 23:41

I predict that E3 will suck because it lacks an SSX 4 announcement.

BluDesign says:
(# 32) on 07/12/2008 00:00

Fuck New Galaga.

There, it needed saying. Galaga is the endall beall of Galaga.

Not Galaxian, not Galaga 88. GALAGA.

KamikazeTutor says:
(# 33) on 07/13/2008 17:16

Your predictions are rated DIGG for speculation.

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