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Vitalle is back, with a message (Contest video)
NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID | 7:58 PM on 11.08.2008 22 comments



Don't vote for Mxyptlk from Ron Workman on Vimeo.

This is very important before you cast your vote for the funniest video even though you cant actually cast a vote for the funniest video.
You need to know the truth behind Myxc...Mxylt...That one guy. On Dtoid. He is a bad guy and this is why.

Im sorry that I didnt get to polish this video as much as I wanted to but honestly, I wanted it out tonight and the point is what really matters. There might be a few sound glitches and I noticed some transitions that messed up the aspect ration. My bad. It just takes so damn long and even longer to re-render it.

You should also know that if I win, I promise to make a change and have HOPE. I will give the helmet to Butmac. Kids keep hitting him over the head with sticks and bats at school. So if you vote, if you could vote, for mxlsdklkdpptlk, not only are you voting for a terrorist beagal raping terrorists who gives cancer to kids on Halloween, but you are voting for a small beautiful child named Butmac to be beaten unmercifully.

Love,

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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 20:16
MrSadistic
I have proof that you have stolen my heart <3

Also, Destructoid gives me explosive diarrhea.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 20:17
Samit Sarkar
This is an eye-opening video! Thank you, Vitalle, for opening my eyes!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 20:18
king3vbo
THE DOLL HATH SPOKEN
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 20:23
Aaron Mxy Yost
I thought all that was public knowledge?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 20:27
wardrox
I loled, and then questioned myself deeply.... "questioned"
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 20:31
Kryptinite
This is great! Baby McCain!
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 20:46
Joe Burling
friend cockhole

I'm swayed easily by political advertising.

After all, we shouldn't really be paying attention to the history behind the candidates but instead we should be focusing on how well they can put a marketing campaign together!

Ron and Obama 4 life! Yay card check! Yay fairness doctrine! Yay big brother!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 20:47
Justice
That was hilarious all throughout, but unfortunately the hatings deman still gets my vote Vitalle.

Also, poor Beagle.

(Could this be the infamous Mxy!)
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 20:50
Alexradl
I do cocaine off of dead cats all the time, I don't see what the problem is. MY HART IS OPEND!
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 20:54
Riser Glen
THIS IS AN ATTACK AD YOU AGREED TO NOT DO THIS AT THE START OF THE CONTEST YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN MCCAIN OR APPLE.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 21:16
Jamie McGinn
Dear god, It's 3am here, and I'm crying with laughter.

Damn you Ron!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 21:26
Cheeburga
Give me the ps3, I don't need to make a video.
mudkip5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 21:59
mudkip5000
I have footage of a deleted scene where his DID rape a beagal. But the beagal secretly enjoyed it.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 22:41
falinter
The plot thickens...
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 22:43
Aaron Mxy Yost
Also, I give cancer to kids on every holiday, not just Halloween. I have to give Sterling a reason to keep on singing.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 23:10
Qraze
that was great. where in sarasota you at? i was raised on honore ave, across the street from fruitville elem and that awesome 7-11. fruitville motherfuckers!
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2008 17:23
Butmac
My head can't take anymore! Please VOTE FOR CHANGE
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2008 19:37
NotAZombie
wtf is a mxyzptlk?
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 00:36
Thornnn
I thought Mxy was Jewish. Damn now all my illusions are shattered thanks Ron, Thanks allot. next you'll be telling me he's not a 6ft tall albino black man that loves to dress in purple and smoke pumpkin seeds in a bong.
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