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The Machine Girl trailer (Video - NVGR)
NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID | 8:37 AM on 12.11.2007 30 comments


Our sister site... is that one word or two. Sistersite.... Sister-site, fuck I am stupid. Anyways, Japanator, Dtoids Asian cousin twice removed has posted the trailer for a new zany wacky comedy about a girl that gets har arm chopped off (It has a geyser in it) and then she goes all batshit. People eat fingers, something about a chainsaw, I think I tasted egg and cinnamon (I had to google Cinnamon and yes, I spelled it wrong the first time) and a ton of blood. Great movie for the kids.

out of 5 Robot heads just for the violence alone.



Also, "NVGR" = Not video games related. Until we get our tag system going (which is coming soon) I figure this gives you a little heads up.



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Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 08:57
Def JM
This sir I'm going to watch, maybe a little romance with the girl. It should set the mood right.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 08:57
Excremento
Bravo!!! Bravo!!! Put me down for this movie!
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 09:00
Cowzilla3
I so beat you to this. I'm faster than Ron Workman! Speed of motherfucking lightning...of course someone beat me too it too as Necros pointed out.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 09:01
Hitogoroshi
Do we know a release date yet?
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 09:03
Riser Glen
I want this movie badly.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 09:08
BigPopaGamer
Thought someone had already posted this. But a worthy attempt Mr. Workman.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 09:33
itemforty
This looks terrible.
When again?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 09:34
wardrox
[url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/wardrox/earlymorninglulz-drill-bra-58515.phtml]good job[/ur] :-P

Also, woot for REVENGE, the most deadly biotic attachment.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 09:34
wardrox
Fuck bbcode.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 09:34
galagabug
imdb doesn't have shit to say about this movie. DO WANT is not a solid release date.

IFC on Demand will prob pick it up though, b/c IFC on demand is the best thing ever.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 09:36
Kryptinite
tag system incoming.

bbcode is for satan

But it works if you don't fail
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 10:04
Sharpless
I'm proud of you for Googling "cinnamon," Ron.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 10:11
king3vbo
I need this movie NOW

SO MUCH FUCKING DO WANT
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 10:38
Riser Glen
@king3vbo

Your avatar pleases the gods.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 10:47
AgentMOO
"I don't like how many times you said 'normal'"
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 11:03
Aaron Mxy Yost
What the fuck!?! They totally based this on my life story!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 11:22
blehman
Two words: Vagina Dentata.
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 11:51
Brandon Undead
Pretty much looks like the best movie evar. THANKS!
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 11:56
LostCrichton
@blehman: I saw Teeth earlier this year at a film festival and it was fucking awesome.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 12:17
Knivy
So when is this coming out? Looks great for a movie night with friends or a date movie even...maybe.

@Blehman
0_o I gotta see that.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 12:53
Hollie Bennett
DO WANT!

also, i to use google as a spell check, sad but true.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 15:12
bottled dark
awesome.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 15:57
vexed alex
This shit is cruuazy!

Black people ain't get mess on this movie!
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 17:24
liam2015
LOLWTFOMGBEWBS

So, do they give screenwriters meth and cocaine in Japan, or what?
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 19:49
jerrt
she had me at gatlin gun. i need to see that movie when it comes out.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 21:05
Cheeburga
Riki-Oh 2: Riki's Sister.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 22:48
Bob Muir
Old, but still awesome.
LUPOS's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2007 09:43
LUPOS
Greetings from Media Blasters (which is the parent company of Fever Dreams which is the production company that co-produced this movie and which is sister-company [I'm right there with you Ron] to Tokyo Shock which will be releasing this movie), glad you all are enjoying our lovely trailer! I'll let the boys in video know. :)

Quick and to the point: Movie is real and basically done and will be out "soon". Exact date, we aren't sure of yet, but I'll be sure to keep Rony boy in the loop as well as my Amigos at Japanator so Everyone at Dtoid should know ASAP. Any questions, lemme know and I'll be glad to answer.

Also cocks! <-- do we still do that around here? Stupid job keeps me from foruming (cromulent?) like i should :(
I'm a bewbs man anyway...
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