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Speed NARP: NYC Tonight and Tuesday Night edition
 by Ron NSFWorkman on 03.31.2008      48 comments






Me and Nick are on our way to the big Apple (I will miss her) New York City, to head to Rockstar and play Bubble Bobble Madness 15 Yoshi's Island. Since, I like to:

A. Play Das Gamen
B. Drink
C. Fondue with Chedder (4 people got that)
D. Drink
E. A, B, and D

I think that we should get together. Phist, Bahippie Zero, Buster, Pedro, the 1987 Denver Broncos, Samit, and a blow-up doll all might be there. Maybe more. Actually more. I might have some swag in tow so, I will trade it for sex. We are in hotels around Gramercy park/Washington Square Park. I cant remember the names though. Email me if you want to meet up at ronworkman [at] Destructoid.com internetsville Ohio.

Or, if you know me and we have phone sex, call me. We are going to do bad stuff to Phist. It will be fun.
I love you and miss you always,
Celine Dion

There are 47 comments about this post:
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Ron NSFWorkman says:
(# 0) on 03/31/2008 13:31
zero
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wardrox says:
(# 1) on 03/31/2008 13:31
I agree, CoD4 sucks fucking balls.
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MrSadistic says:
(# 2) on 03/31/2008 13:31
one
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
king3vbo says:
(# 3) on 03/31/2008 13:36
That pic is epic. I wish I could be there to join in on molesting Asian-face, but alas
Ron NSFWorkman's Destructoid Blog
Ron NSFWorkman says:
(# 4) on 03/31/2008 13:37
Also, list your name here if you can make it. I will try to post where we are going tonight.
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 5) on 03/31/2008 13:38
Phone sex is in order.
razerangel's Destructoid Blog
razerangel says:
(# 6) on 03/31/2008 13:43
Is that like speed dating except with less forced sex?
-D-'s Destructoid Blog
-D- says:
(# 7) on 03/31/2008 13:44
Oh great. Where the hell were you guys Thursday night when we were having a party at the Hard Rock?

WAY TO GO WORKMAN.

WAY. TO. GO.
Butmac's Destructoid Blog
Butmac says:
(# 8) on 03/31/2008 13:44
Hey you know what would be cool? A narp somewhere on the east coast that isn't nyc!
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brosef says:
(# 9) on 03/31/2008 13:45
will people be maked?
coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
coonskin05 says:
(# 10) on 03/31/2008 13:45
God damn your Texas-avoiding antics Ron.
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
Cheeburga says:
(# 11) on 03/31/2008 13:48
Will there be a stickam feed?
lulz.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
tazarthayoot says:
(# 12) on 03/31/2008 14:01
I personally prefer this one:

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IceMax says:
(# 13) on 03/31/2008 14:03
come to the island and play with me Ronald
bloodylip's Destructoid Blog
bloodylip says:
(# 14) on 03/31/2008 14:10
I guess butmac wasn't cool enough for other east coast NARPs.
bloodylip's Destructoid Blog
bloodylip says:
(# 15) on 03/31/2008 14:13
Also, what's wrong with cheddar fondue?
blehman's Destructoid Blog
blehman says:
(# 16) on 03/31/2008 14:23
I agree with coonskin.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Takeshi says:
(# 17) on 03/31/2008 14:24
Damn Ron! Next time come to me. I'm yearning for your hot sweaty body!
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Sadie G says:
(# 18) on 03/31/2008 14:25
I want to go you jerk.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Takeshi says:
(# 19) on 03/31/2008 14:30
I want to jerk, now go.
Butmac's Destructoid Blog
Butmac says:
(# 20) on 03/31/2008 14:33
bloodylip does this mean that you and I are enemies now?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Hamza CTZ Aziz says:
(# 21) on 03/31/2008 14:35
Ron Workman is a unicorn princess.
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Snaileb says:
(# 22) on 03/31/2008 14:37
Ron Workman is a unicorn princess.
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Niero says:
(# 23) on 03/31/2008 14:42
Ron Workman is a unicorn princess.
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ScottyG says:
(# 24) on 03/31/2008 14:42
A speed party? Nah, I'll pass. I stopped doing that stuff in college.
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Hoygeit says:
(# 25) on 03/31/2008 14:53
Ron Workman is a unicorn princess.
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dvddesign says:
(# 26) on 03/31/2008 14:54
Ron Workman is a unicorn princess.
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Vlambo says:
(# 27) on 03/31/2008 14:56
Ron Workman is a unicorn princess.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Hamza CTZ Aziz says:
(# 28) on 03/31/2008 15:01
Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Seriously, cut it out I was testing something. If you're in the New York area, leave a comment so Ron and Nick can molest you.
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MATTFOO says:
(# 29) on 03/31/2008 15:27
Ron Workman is a unicorn princess.
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Takeshi says:
(# 30) on 03/31/2008 15:29
MATTFOO is going to get strangled by the hands of Hamza.
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Joseph -Orcist- Leray says:
(# 31) on 03/31/2008 15:50
Hamza CTZ Aziz is a unicorn princess.
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kawitchate says:
(# 32) on 03/31/2008 16:21
fuck the broncos
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Riser Glen says:
(# 33) on 03/31/2008 16:30
Ron Workman is a unicorn princess.
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bloodylip says:
(# 34) on 03/31/2008 16:58
Mortal enemies, butmac. Mortal enemies.
Mecha Rabb's Destructoid Blog
Mecha Rabb says:
(# 35) on 03/31/2008 17:03
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BahamutZero says:
(# 36) on 03/31/2008 17:13
Ron Workman is a unicorn princess.
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razerangel says:
(# 37) on 03/31/2008 17:16
Also will there be makedness at said party?
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Samit Sarkar says:
(# 38) on 03/31/2008 17:16
Ron Workman is a unicorn princess.
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The Incredible Edible Egg says:
(# 39) on 03/31/2008 18:37
I"m going to new york, but not for a few weeks. Imma go see Hixxy
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Ascythopicism says:
(# 40) on 03/31/2008 19:11
You know, I've seen that picture many-a-time on the internets, but never before have I noticed the streams of puke coming out of the guy's nostrils.
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AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 41) on 03/31/2008 19:11
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DJDuffy says:
(# 42) on 03/31/2008 19:40
Ron Workman is a unicorn princess.
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Sadie G says:
(# 43) on 03/31/2008 20:08
That's what Hamza gets for playing with his testes.
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Nick Chester says:
(# 44) on 03/31/2008 22:41
Nick Chester is a unicorn princess.
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Samit Sarkar says:
(# 45) on 04/01/2008 03:51
Hey, I was at this event!
PetiePal's Destructoid Blog
PetiePal says:
(# 46) on 04/02/2008 09:30
I wanted to come so badly :( My friend got in a bad car accident Sunday night, totaled her car, so while you guys were queer smearing Phist I was sitting in a hospital :L

OH SWEET IRONY

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