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NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID \| 1:38 AM on 02.04.2008	53 comments

I just realized that some people don't get that this is a total joke. I copy pasta'dblackbearfartguitarhero or whatever his name is. These are not my words. Look at the blog below this for further details.

If editors write terrible posts using bad math and use shitty figures there's no questioning what's posted? Just curious. I mean, I know you all like the site, but ignoring poor writing seems ignorant. Feel free to bring up spelling errors and other issues about my own post. Even though I fail to see how it's relevant since I don't write professionally.

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50 comments | showing # 1 to 50

Namelessted

so basically... i suck lots of dick

Pedro Blandino

holy crap she has mario 3!

cjpkiller

o.o there seems to be semen coming out of that smb3 cartridge...

Dynamic Sheep

I is confused? We is maried know? Kinfolk we be? Tuypyts oukk bit!!

Darren Nakamura

Hahah, I recognize the the on the right's face. I couldn't tell you how many porno movies I've seen with her in them.

What is this post about? I'd totally correct people for misspellings and bad grammar, but I try to keep the urge in check because if I do it too much I get annoying.

Yashoki

Mmm

Chris Morris

Wow, that is an awesome shop. I had to double check the pixels to make sure it wasn't a new Nerdcore.

sleepingagain

super mario 3 will always be loved so much

ceark

that's one lucky smb3.

thanks for the midnight lulz (again).

Dynamic Sheep

I just read that one Ron! His are gooder thoo

Cheeburga

This post brought to you by couponbug.com

Bob Muir

I like this one better.

Riser Glen

You know where to get good information and great writing?

couponbug.com

El Fajitas

Wa?

LostCrichton

that's some sensual shooping there Ron! Thanks for the late night fap material.

Kif

I noticed Eva before SMB3.

vexed alex

Hmmm. Deja vu....

vexed alex

In other news:

Post masturbation session:

:D

Also, Blackbeardon-usedcondominmymouth is laym.

Justice

2girls 1SMB3

AngelsDontBurn

OH WOW.

glipe

BLOW in the slot, you frickin' morons!! You're going to feck up the cartridge!!

Knivy

@Glipe You're going to feck up the cartridge!!

I don't think the cartridge will mind at all.

liam2015

THAT ASSHOLE! BURN' M I SAY!

Eschatos

BURN HIM TO DEATH!

mistic

Epic Pic!

ZeroTolo

wow... the kind of shit a guy can miss while sleeping.

wardrox

... did I miss something ...

ZeroTolo

When I saw the picture initially, I thought it was real. Then I asked myself why it looked like someone's pubic bone underneath the damn thing.

In all honesty, I didn't realize it was a shoop until Azereki said it was.

MissHinasaki

*five minutes later*

Oh my god, there's women in that picture!

aborto thefetus

I correct spelling errors all the time now since Holmes gave me free mudkips for correcting him.

Snaileb

I would have so much sex with the right girls face.

Kryptinite

I have a SNES cartridge both of those chicks can blow.

ZING!

Maurice Tan

So, baller icy's!

Brian Szabelski

I knew I liked that game for a reason.

blehman

NO! Blow into the cartridge, not suck out!!

AgentMOO

I lol'd

twice.

Dynamic Sheep

The original blowjob... blowing (into) a game

Cowzilla3

Adding er to the end of anything automaticlaly makes it better.

Origim

@Wardrox, look down. Ah this is why waking up with a cofee/Dtoid combo is the best ever.

Gato

Is it me, or does Mario look too happy?

Excel-2011

It's you. To me he doesn't look happy enough.

Tragic Hero

Took me a while to realize that was shooped. LOL factor +15

BahamutZero

stop spamming dtoid with your lame crap, leprechaun

brosef

who else see a leprechaun say yeah

Vegas

PetiePal

Took me a second to even realize it was pronshooped

BahamutZero

I think ron wants to know where the gold at

Sharpless

That cartridge is clearly being violated. That's just too far.

P.S. I don't know what this post is about.

Twisted Imp

Ron, I think you have a hit. You get those lovely ladies from 2g1c to have sex with a bunch of old NES carts = Mega Nerdcore = Mega $$$ = Money for real porn and hookers.

Do it Ron, do it.

asianorange

[THIS IS GOOD]

Love the photo!

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