[Update:UPDATE: It appears that this rumor story could be hellokitty.com throwing their credibility out the window as part of a contest. Ron Workmengs decision to run rumors is always based on the credibility of the site and the information contained within it. In the past hellokitty.com has proven to be a reliable site, having broken a number of stories through apt reporting. It appears that may no longer be the case.
Side note: Hellokitty.com is not a gaming news site and posting a forum post from that site as a rumor is totally not my fault, but the fault of a hellokitty.com forum poster. He lost teh credibilities!



As you may have noticed, the top notch staff over at engadgets cracked the case this morning an uncovered a super secret Microsoft document. This document was so secret that it could only be printed from Microsoft word onto special "plain white office depot" brand paper and printed with the governments very own "HP officejet 3100" printer. To make it even more super secret. it cant even be in email form. No joke! It can only be photographed with the finest most super secret " 1.1 MEGApixel cameraphone"known to man. This isnt just secret... ITS FUCKIN SECRET! Like Bill Gates eyes only stuff (even though he isnt CEO at MS)

So with that. I decided that if MS has a secret (Super cereal secret in fact) that means Sony, creators of the walkman, tv, hentai, and the Metal Gear Solid franchise (according to neogaf forums) must also have an even more super cereal secret.
Well, it is tralse! I mean true. I was browsing the Sanriotown forums this morning like I do every morning when I am checking the market and trying to find serious journalisms, when I found this
http://basicktforum01.sanriotown.com/scripts/mb2/mb2.cgi?rm=show_topic&post_id=324155

The image has been blocked but I got a screengrab. Pay no attention at all to the fact that me and the poster have the same name. Its Sony trying to trick you.

Here is teh proofs


If you look at this picture you will notice the green ink used. Green ink is what "THE GOVERNMENT" uses to print what? MONEY! Thats right. Its like WTC, WMD's and Dale Earhart all wrapped in bacon and kung fu fed by Steven Seagul himself. That is proof people. But, since I am a matlock I will help to translate what this super cereal secret document says:

New PS3 Names
1. The time traveler macheene thingy.
2.the matrix
3.the black matrix....

fuck it. you get the point. ITS TEH TRUTH! thats the fucking point. I hate to even metion the "Times new romans" font is in BOLD!!! How much proff do you need people?

Rumor on the street is that there is a larger version of this pic and it show "Sim City 2000" on the table below the document. Is Will White going to leave Spore? Is he making the next Exclusive Final Fantasy 13 game for Sony? Who knows. It may be just a coicidences.

I consulted an industry Veterans. The editor at Destruction, mr Nick Chesters. He could not help me take this case to the supreme court because he was to busy "Posting 5 Rockband 2 posts per day" and said that Harmonix would be mad if he didnt "Constantly make posts about Rock Band 2 like its the only goddamn game on the planet even though Dale North thinks its like Simon Says." What does this means? Its mean it is up to you to spreaad the word. Yes you, the dude with the can of pringles stuck on his left hand right now because you are having a snack and reading this post while your guild leader is getting punished by his parents for "going over his 20 hours maximun WoW time" this week even though Jeff isnt his real dad. His real dad is Brain Crecentes from Gawker who is talking like a pirate today because he has pirate hair. Arrrrgggggg. Happy birthdays Brain!

In conclusion.
Viva Pinata TIP is a really good game. you should buy it. Its family friendly, visually stunning, and has an affordable 40 dollar price point.

Cons:
Bold font
Sterling and Rev. Anthonys keyboards dont have numbers 4 through 8 on them.
Paris Hilton is a dumb whore.

Thank you,
Frank J. nintendo
"MAN on the streets"

Please email this story to your congressman, mailman, the black kid from the sunny d comercial, and the churchs. DO NOT MAIL IT TO SARAH PALADINS BECAUSE EBAUMSWORLS WILL HACK HER UNSECURE SEVRER AND STEAL THE SECRET.
When you email this secret infomatshun, please use the title "Increase your girth in one weeks" Nobody has ever used that and that will make it top secret classified like it was printed on a plain white sheet of paper and had a picture taken with a camera phone and then posted in some forums because the world is full of fucking idiot wannabe Matlocks.