So, normally I try to stay away from rumors. The reason? Well, I find out inside info and write about it, and some dumb fuck on ebuamsworlds forums calls me out because he has the real scoop because he trolls NeoGaf or has Surfergirl bookmarked. You know who you are worthless fuckwads.
I have heard a little buzz lately about a new Halo game in the works, aside from Halo Wars and I just want to put it to rest. By rest, I mean confirm that it is coming.
As of right now, I am not sure on what the final title will be, but I can assure you that Halo Legos is coming but not 100% on the date. It should be out before the holidays this year but I honestly am not working on it, nor do I own any part of it, so its not up to me.
It has multiplayer, though Im not sure if co-op is local only or online. It is pretty cool and will actually be a big seller. Thats really a no brainer though. It does play along with some of the Halo story that you have seen in previous games. It does not contain graphic sex or ultraviolence. I havent seen much and dont have a ton of knowledge about it so dont email asking if Master Chef cooks pizza or Yoda is playable. I dont fucking care. Its fun. Thats it. O.K.?
There. So, fuck everything else you read, just wait for the damn game to come out. It has legos, halos, and its fucking fun. Nuff said
SurferBush out
...April Fools?
Srsly?
A new Halo game? Who would have thought!
naaaaaahhhh
Damn, that chick has some fine tri-titties!
I hate Halo now more then ever
you talking about this? o.O;
It was in the April issue of GI (i think)?
1) FUCK YEAH
2) I like Yams.
Ron, if this is half true, You've just made my day! :-)
Graphic sex? Did I miss something? I don't remember any graphic sex in Halo.
It's okay, Ron. It happens to the best of us. At least now we know that it wasn't just a prank by EGM or anything like that.
YOU GOT YOUR HALOES IN MY LEGOES
YOU GOT YOUR LEGOES IN MY HALOES!!
Fuck peanut butter cups, this is the real money mix.
now i wonder if master chief will be able to just pull off peoples arms like in lego star wars...
i don't believe you Ron. you are still wrong about petal rear squalid door, its never coming to 360 and you know it. also, you have been wrong about everything else too. like the Elite 360 and the hdmi port, and all that other stuff. none of it ever happened.
I'm actually a relatively big fan of the Halo universe, but I can't say that I'm particularly excited to hear about this. At the very least, I won't get all hyped up about it, and if it turns out to be good, I'll be pleasantly surprised.
That is a disturbing image.
LOL @ Kojima's 50 GIG bomb on Pedal Rear Squalid Door.
LOL @ Sonic in Brawl
LOL @ Ron
So... you get any new friend requests recently?
KILL IT!
Where you been Juggernaut?
Talk moar about 360 MGS4.
Damn Cheeburga, those little bastards haven't had a baby yet?
@Squirrel
Actually it's confirmed their both female.
Three tits now i am interested.
Wait Halo.. what? No ty, moar tits plz.
Lego is great. Halo is great. Now we will have lego starwars, indiana jones, batman, and halo. Golly im excited!
@ Neonie
Aha! Well, that explains a lot. Sort of.
BushSurfer?
I like turtles
I am Barack Obama and I approve of this message.
can i has a lego
It's really Lego Halo?
Shit I'm in.
Man! Ron, you totally spoiled it for me. I mean, before you said I had dreams! Visions of what could be. The epic scale, the detailed models; I was SWEATING joy! Now you tell me *sniffle* now you tell me....
THERE'S NO FUCKING ULTRAVIOLENCE OR GRAPHIC SEX?!! I mean, seriously, what's the point in going on, eh?
MASTER CHIEF HAS 3 TITS IN LEGO HALO
lol Ron was late for the first time!
Those are the shittiest elites I've ever seen.
PSTRIPLE BOOBIES
Someone replaces Heretic's "o's" with "p's"!! FIND SURFERGIRL
that chick has 3 boobs.
Did anyone else see that?
Maybe I will find this more enjoyable than the actual Halo titles......
@Krypt - yup
Legos go well with everything.
What's a "Halo" and who's this Ron character?
Honestly if Ron is going to go to this much trouble to back lego Halo you can't out right dispute him. He has been in the know about many MANY things (many more then even you know he knew) for him to go out of his way to fabricate rumor is silly.
If he says he knows, I believe it. That doesn't mean he has any control over it though so if higher ups scrap the already working build of MGS4 on the 360 that he has seen with his OWN EYES, its not his fault.
Que Dragonball soundeffect:
*Duh DUH!*
I remain skeptical.
Sorry Ron. It just sounds too ridiculous.
April Fools magazine!
yes Ron, but does it have sound?
THERE IS NOTHING BUT LULZ HERE. BELIEVE NOTHING.
Halo should die. K thanks.