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Pol Rineup incoming (Pre-contest contest)
NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID | 9:40 PM on 06.18.2008 66 comments




This won't make much sense at all. Im going to post a video that will make you lulz. In the video I decided to have a contest. The thing is, I really don't know what Dtoid trivia to ask.
You know what? Scrap that also. I ask 3 (I think) questions and if you can answer them before the video goes up, your mailbox will have a big happy funtime surpresent in it soon.


In before dickholes. Hey Ron what are the questions? You find out on the video dickhole.

Hey Ron, you mean we have to guess what the answers are before you even ask the questions? You know what, joystiq.com is a great gaming website in need of a bigger community. check them out.

Hey Ron, what are the pre-contest contest prizes? STD's

Hey Ron what are the normal contest prizes? The cure for the previous STD.

Hey Ron, whens the video going up? Well, its tough right now. I have to actually hold the power cord in my laptop and do a fucking naked raindance to keep it from BSOD land. Lets hope in a few hours maybe.

Special thanks to everyone that gave me feedback on my Tumblr blog. Im glad that some of you enjoy it and also happy that a few of you have started your own.



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MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 21:53
MATTFOO
I can haz beta keys?
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:00
MATTFOO
also, the people getting punched in slow-mo with that song in the background made my night.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:02
Maurice Tan
72 wolves must die
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:05
Coonskin05
Question 1: Who is the most worthless bitch on the planer?
Answer: Paris Hilton

Question 2: Who is a close second?
Answer: Nameless Ted

Question 3: How baller is Robert Summa?
Answer: So baller.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:10
Maurice Tan
Open your miiiind, mister Workman.

Answer number 2:
No, we won't sign up on http://parisbff.com/people/ParisHilton for a PS3.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:15
eternalplayer2345
Is this contest unfair?
probably!
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:28
maxio098ui
who cant use their stolen ipods?
answer: the mexicans.

what isn't a race?
answer: the french

did summa get his whistle tipped?
answer: no
Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:29
Simmons 2pt0
Who the fuck is Jim Sterling?
I dunno.

Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work!! LOLOLOLOLO!!!11!1!1
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:35
the GAMEGOBLIN
Q: Who sucks?
A: Ted Sucks!

Q:Something something mexicans something hoofs something something dildos
A:Batman/Paris Hilton

Q: When will the Gamegoblin get the shirts he won?
A: Never.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:36
the GAMEGOBLIN
Oh and What's coming to the 360 lol mgs4 no wai
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:38
HarassmentPanda
1. Qore
2. Mega Man 9
3. The Innernets
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:44
kawitchate
1. Themo
2. Spacecat
3. Nameless Ted/Paris Hilton
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:45
kawitchate
and hey, what happened to ol' Summa anyway? after getting fired from that Parkinsons Playing show or whatever.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:46
the GAMEGOBLIN
Your Tumblr link no work. Apparently you're a phishing scam or spam. Har.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:47
Butmac
1. SurferGirl
2. BritiniMartini
3. Bamberino
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:50
mid3vol
girls have a penis, boys have a vagina.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:55
tazarthayoot
1. Your
2. Mom
3. goats
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:56
ArrestedDeveloper
1. Cheeburga's mother
2. Unicorn Wrangler
3. Only if she was post-op.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:58
Puppy Licks
1) Yes
2) She Dies
3) Get off my couch
Quisling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:58
Quisling
1.Cincinnati

2.Chee

3.Also, Cocks (duh)
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:00
CypherVR
1.Ass to mouth
2.tubgirl
3.Robert summa
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:03
Electro Lemon
1. No, thats the wrong hole.
2. Awesome Cougars.
3. COCKASS!


Did I win?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:04
Brian Szabelski
1.) Ron Workman
2.) Ron Workman
3.) Paris Hilton's vagina
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:05
CypherVR
4.cooter
5.cornhole
6.getting "one rubbed out"
7.Xbox360
8.Bayou (billy)
9.bam ble-lam
10.Justin murray
11.clownshoes
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:07
Electro Lemon
A. Petal Rear Squalid Door.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:07
Coonskin05
A winner is me! Hit me up on GTalk meng.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:11
taumpytears
1)Apple
2) Bedazzler
3) Nex's pubes?
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:11
Electro Lemon
Answer: HI MY NAME IS RAY AND ON YESTERDAY MY DAUGHTER CALLED ME
(rave)
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:12
Electro Lemon
Answer:
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:14
CypherVR
A Porkchop sammich?
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:14
Electro Lemon
1. Megatonik Exclusive: Geometry Wars 2 Coming to Xbox Live.
2. WiiSucks
3. BLUUUUE BLUE BLUE BLUEEE YELLOW RELLOW GRE- Oh, shit, i said rellow. I SAID RELLOW
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:15
Electro Lemon
1. And your gift is 2 Color Me Badd ta- wait, this one has "I Wanna Sex You Up" on it.. ONE Color Me Badd tape!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:15
Teta
1. Teta´s
2. avatar
3. commands me to send him nude pictures of myself wearing Easter bunny ears.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:16
Electro Lemon
Thanks, Ron. I [enter phrase here] you too.

Love,
Quisling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:17
Quisling
The bald patch from hell
nose vomit
Alcohol, motherfucker
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:18
ZeroTolo
Goddamn... the shit I miss when I'm not paying attention.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:24
Teta
LOOK I DRINK
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:25
Electro Lemon
Ron, Morgan Webb just called me to ask if you're going skiing with her this weekend. She lives in California. There's no snow in California!
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:32
ZeroTolo
1.TamponTears
2.Lackajaw
3.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:34
CypherVR
YAY! hit my email up, ron
(after the first post, i was thinking back to previous podcasts (that you were on) so answers 4-11 took some time to think/remember
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:38
MATTFOO
cheeburga?
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:38
MATTFOO
is gay?

waaaaaa
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:59
AngelsDontBurn
1. Aids
2. Aids
3. Aids
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 00:02
Sharpless
1. Ass to mouth
2. Snake kills himself
3. I can has 360?
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 00:07
007
Roncore = Will Arnett?
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 00:12
taumpytears
The real Answer= Trick question. Bale is God. You can all go home now.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 00:33
Samit Sarkar
What the hell did I miss?
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