Happy Birthday to Dtoid's resident asshole from day one. Senor El Puppito Palo Micho. Puppet is turning 13 years old today! OK, not 13, but you said, "Ohhh, now it makes sense," for a split second. Don't lie.
Also celebrating shotting out a vagina years ago on this day is one of Dtoids most..... actually, the most prolific Dtoid there has ever been. Sire Mxyz of Ptlk. Getting close to hitting OVER 9000 comments before anyone else, Mxyz is an amazing specimen indeed.
Also a happy belated birthday to Pedro "Not Mexican" Blandino. I once almost killed Pedro by jumping out of a chair and crashing down on his temple. Don't tell him that though. I think he lost the memory of it.
All of these people have been around Dtoid for a long time. Well, in Dtoid time that is. We haven't even been here 2 years yet. Speaking of... I think Dtoid has a Birthday party coming soon. Hmmmm.
This might be the greatest video I've ever seen. A dancing BuckF1tches is loved by jesus, and lemon takes off his shirt and dances. Ron workman makes me gay for him with every cblog he makes.
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Actually that's probably because I didn't actually start blogging until two weeks before my birthday.
I wanted to get to 9000 comments, but after 8000 you just kind of wonder where all that time went.
Amazing!
Over half his comments are "111010001010101010101"
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Happy Birthday to all.
Nice slowdance btw, touching, lol
i love ron too... I've always wanted to have a lesbian relationship and ron gives me that.
btw puppet doesn't look like that :s or i wouldn't let him touch my bum :O
Happy birthday, guys. Especially Mxy, because he's awesome and he actually reads my MST3K blog.
happy birthday you two.
In summary, PENIS PENIS PENIS