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TUCSON, Ariz. -- About 800 small dogs, mostly Chihuahuas, were found in filthy conditions in an elderly Tucson couple's home in rural Avra Valley, Pima County sheriff's deputies said. There were also 82 fucking parrots. These people had to be deaf. 800 dogs and 82 parrots? Oh, here is the kicker. It was in a fucking trailer! I wouldn't shit you, you are my favorite turd.
"This is the largest seizure that's happened in Pima County that I'm aware of," sheriff's Sgt. Terry Parish told the Tucson Citizen newspaper Really? Do you mean that there was a small chance that maybe someone else had 800 FUCKING DOGS AND 82 PARROTS IN A TRAILER? Top knotch investigating Sheriff Sgt. Matlock. 
It goes on to explain that police cracked the case after a woman bought a dog from the couple and reported the batshit crazyness. I know, you would think that the 800 fucking dogs and 82 parrots alone might make enough noise and stink bad enough to raise an eyebrow. You would be wrong. 800 DOGS AND 82 FUCKING PARROTS IN A TRIPLEWIDE TRAILER! GTFO! "The home was definitely in very bad condition, urine and faeces all over the home, in the kitchen and bedroom, with a very strong odour," she said. "Obviously, 800 dogs in a triple-wide mobile home, they were packed in there. That being said, they were in pretty good shape." Oh snap, I also just found out that you can in fact, spell 'feces' with an A and it is acceptable. GTFO! http://www.kpho.com/news/15579448/detail.html http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/800-dogs-found-in-mobile-home/2008/03/14/1205126160096.html?s_cid=rss_world It was also featured on CNN headline news Unrealated, Happy Birthday to Racbas Isttard 
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
Why would you want to fit 800 Chihuahuas in your mobile Home. Bulldogs OK but Chihuahuas?
here's a story about a Kansas woman stuck on a toilet for 2 years. "how did she live?" you ask? oh, well HER LIVE-IN BOYFRIEND took care of her. WTF?!?
Also loled hard at the woman on the toilet. Must've been a great ice breaker for his parties
That must have been a damn big trailer. Maybe the one from Loaded Weapon I that was bigger on the inside? ;)
@ necros
Thanks for getting me fired you bitch.
That's scary on so many levels.
And then two paragraphs down it says, "The animals appeared to have had enough food, but a few were missing paws - some from having been attacked by other animals, others apparently having caught their feet in fencing outside..."
Missing fucking paws? Yeah, that sounds like "pretty good shape."
....WHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA!! WTF, meng, seriously.
I can get points?
Woman Stuck to Toilet - an excerpt - "A woman in Kansas is being treated for a skin infection after she was stuck to her toilet seat. She refused to leave her boyfriend's bathroom for two years and her skin bonded to the seat.
Her boyfriend says the woman lived in fear and would not leave the bathroom. He says he brought her food and water and tried to convince her to leave the bathroom.
She's being treated for a skin infection and receiving mental help in a Wichita hospital. Doctors say she's in fair condition but she will need a wheelchair once she gets out."
No tell me more!
Or just look at comment #4.
Pro tip: Read comments it'll do you good.
Oh yeah. 800 FUCKING DOGS WHAT THE FUCK?