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Why fuss with all of the trouble. Come to me and I will review your game and give it a 11 out or 10 everytime!
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Dont put your baby in a microwave... SELL OUT NOW! I will review any video game you choose and give it an 11 out of 10! That's right. Integrity be gone. Why fuss with actually making a good game? Why not just buy a great review and get all the hard work out of the way. For 20,000 U.S. Dollars I will review, make a video, give you quotes to use in marketing campaigns, wear your merchandise, and spend a ton of your money buying copies of said game and other items to give away in promotional contests. This is a great offer. Zero risk of having to later threaten to pulls ads from a site if your game gets a negative review. 11 out of 10 guaranteed! Hurry up and buy!
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I vote dtoid army pools money, and he reviews sonic for the xbox 360.
It's as if...
as if you really do want to sell out.
For shame.
What do I get for $13, a pack of Strawberry Splash Bubblicious and a Taiwanese ladyboy?
Yeah, but the commenter's of N4G also seem to think that Destructoid is more biased than any other site.
Ignorance is such a blissful state. Unfortunately this place has corrupted my inner being and soul.
I blame Ron Workman.
YOU FAILED
Any true sellout knows it's not just about the money, it's about the deceit.
Your checks been canceled.
Ron, you’re asking for $20,000 here, but your auction has it listed for the low, low price of $10,075 (that’s 49.625% off)! What gives?
Waitaminute...there are fifteen bids on this?!?! Who the hell are these people?!?!
PayPal account required
Current bid: US $10,375.01
History: 16 bids
Make em Pay the piper Ron!
It would only take 200 years!! Your great grandsons will still have benefits!
Dammit, I was but it's now to rich for my blood.
Who says that? where did I hear such foolery of words.
What are you going to do with the cash? Split it among Destructoid Memebers?
I hope the winning bidder asks for a Kanye and Lynch review.....and you then give it a 6.
That would probably be the most epic thing ever.
"George Bush doesn't care about black people... also let's rob a bank."
haha even spell checker can't save me from that one...