OK, Before and fresh meat says it, birthday videos always come out the day after birthdays.
Happry Burfday Coretta. Dtoid loves you and so do I. You are awesome.
I hope you all enjoy the video. It will be the last. New laptop partially fried out again. I can do anymore of these. Its just wiping me out. So sorry if you liked them. Im also sorry about the framing outline. I rendered out the video 3 times and that was the best I could get. Video card itself shot so its not allowing it to frame. I couldnt even finish this video and usually that means it gets scraped, but I thought it was done enough for Coretta and all of you to enjoy.
They need a new word for this. Something like Epimazing. Because it's not just epic, it's not just amazing, it's a whole new fucking beast. Happy bday Collete, hope it was a good one :D
Ron, I always want to roll my eyes, whenever I see a new video from you, but I always end up smiling. Also, I'd put my penis in Cheeburga's vagina. Also, Glen.
I already wished Colette a happy birthday, and fapped a fap for her, but I'll do it again: HAPPY BIRDAY.
Name: Ron
Age: 99 According to Myspace which never lies
Location: Sarasota, Florida. USA America
Me: I was born and raised a small black child in Kantucky. I don't remember what I did there aside from drink. I was an only child, so I didn't want to be a virgin forever so I packed up everything on my horse, kissed my coon dog, turned white, and headed to Florida. I have worked in a few different tech industries for companies like Apple Microsoft, Sun, and actually owned a business installing high end home theaters and networks.
I enjoy playing video games, fuckin, racist comments, drinking, making fun of NamelessTed, funny cblog posts, drinking, bashing Paris Hilton every chance I get (She is a dumb whore!) and Destructoid.
I want to own a pet bunny rabbit and name it puffbuns. Me and mouse mouse will take care of it, breast feed it, and give it all the love it needs to become a heathy adult unicorn.
I have been on a few TV shows and done some awesome shit concerning video games, but its just not going to change me. Im just a guy that loves gaming. Its always going to be that way. I might have a solid gold house and a rocketcar, but all I need is this community, booze, games, mouse, and I'll be fine.
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(# 1) on 05/11/2008 22:39
FINISH WITH A TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!!
(# 2) on 05/11/2008 22:39
Happy Birfday Colette!!!!
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HAPPY BIRFDAY COLETTE!@
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So...happy birthday, Colette!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLETTE!
(brb, calling that 900 number)
(# 10) on 05/11/2008 22:58
Saved the best for last, huh Ron?
Colette, I love you. I mean that. Poop sex later? Call me!!!
(# 11) on 05/11/2008 23:00
Happy Birthday!
(# 12) on 05/11/2008 23:02
HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLETTE! I LOVE YOU!
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Thank you Ron and everyone...I love you guys so hard.
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That was fuckingamazingliciouslly epic
(# 18) on 05/11/2008 23:40
It was missing a Paris Hilton insult.
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Anyways, happy birthday Colette! Not like I didn't say it yesterday or nothing :)
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Dick.
(# 23) on 05/11/2008 23:59
Happy Birthday, Colette!
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(# 30) on 05/12/2008 01:45
YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*high fives himself*
(# 31) on 05/12/2008 01:58
I honestly thought Cheeburga was a woman when he first appeared.
(# 32) on 05/12/2008 02:51
jesus
happy bday collette
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P.S.
happy bday collette (copy pasted from cjpkiller's post)
(# 35) on 05/12/2008 03:41
(seriously it's getting harder and harder to make these up)
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Nuff said really.
Hey Cheeburga ya got a pretty mouth..uhuh huh.
(# 46) on 05/12/2008 09:12
Happy burfday Coretta!
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happy belated to colette
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I already wished Colette a happy birthday, and fapped a fap for her, but I'll do it again: HAPPY BIRDAY.
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(# 58) on 05/12/2008 19:31
Did you paint a wall green at your just for that type of shit?
(# 59) on 05/12/2008 21:06