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HampsterFeeder coming to PC (I am pushing it now)
NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID | 8:42 PM on 01.17.2008 24 comments


Look I drink... and if you don't laugh at this, then I don't know what to say. HampsterFeeder is coming to the PC soon! I have not had sleep in a long time and this is what happens in my brain when I am tired. This game looks fun. I no longer want to bang that Allsladosalamander Ambrosia chick from Victorias secret because she is preggers. I do still want to bang the other one. I forgot her name but its not really important. Fuck, Adrianna Lima. Man I want to hit that. I would fuck her shadow on a gravel road. Sometimes in pictures it looks like she has fangs. Not like that Spiderman snaggletooth bitch, but like, "Hey, wtf, you have, whoops, now they are gone. Did anyone see that? She had fangs I swear to God. But now they are gone." This game is coming out.... bla bla bla [Insert something funny here about Paris Hilton] and I cant wait to play it. Bla bla bla, and it will be better than [insert NamelessTed is shitty in some way joke here] bla bla bla Wardrox just said Obama will steal your bicycle. That made Pedro lul. You people should hang out in Ventrilo. Download it from http://www.ventrilo.com and look up the settings in our forums. 11 out of 10 forever. NVGR Forget! Peace out! Greybush



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Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 08:03
Pedro Blandino
ventrillo server info.
IP/Hostname: VOICE-VA2.BRANZONE.COM
Port: 3790
Password: None

Damn that girl is sweating up a storm. this game must be intense!
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 08:10
itemforty
Oh, thank you again Ron.
infinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 08:15
infinity
already pre-ordered, bitches.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 08:15
BigPopaGamer
Ron thanks for making my morning a good one.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 08:23
Cheeburga
I'm in web design class and my teacher doesn't get it.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 08:40
Hitogoroshi
I already have this game.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 08:45
Neonie
This is the kind of stuff I can never quite seem to come up with a relevant answer for xD.

However I can't stop thinking how much the chick at the bottom looks like chris crooker.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 09:09
Eschatos
That bottom one scares me.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 09:16
Brian Szabelski
Ron, you rule.;

Also, Colette is a sexy hamster. Or I think that's Colette in the picture...
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 09:25
Bob Muir
Wardrox is full of trickery.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 09:43
ScottyG
Glory Hole Theme Park Tycoon?
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 10:16
Niero
Is that like a hamster from the hamptons?
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 10:49
Joseph Leray
What the hell is wrong with that second girl? Does she have scoliosis of the face?
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 11:10
wilbo
game is hardcore!!!!!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 11:36
AgentMOO
gaming 4 life
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 11:56
blehman
Oh em ef gee Ron. That's some good lulz right there.
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 12:33
LarkOhiya
I would never put my pee pee in a hole. some hamster might come along and take a bite out of it!

also I'm not going to point out your possible misspelling again.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 14:20
bleep
Thunder spoon SNAP
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 14:56
liam2015
That chick on the bottom looks like a fucking demon, man. No wonder she has fangs.
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 06:04
Thornnn
Hey I think those pictures were shopped!!! WTF Dude!!! Are you trying to fool me into buying a game that doesn't exist?
BlueWolf72's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 12:19
BlueWolf72
Wowzers pupets mom is hot!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 13:42
AngelsDontBurn
Lol @ curved joystick and water spout.
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