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Duke Nukem 3Dizzle (Ross Miller investigates)
NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID \| 8:35 PM on 07.11.2008	21 comments

It looks like Ross Miller over at Joystiq has cracked the case. This Jr. Matlock found 2 ever so elusive screenshots that every fucking person in the free world knows about. Way to investigate. Top notch story telling. Here Ross, I included a screenshot also.
Hey Ross, email me at ronworkman[at]gmail.com and I will send you the full list of ach. points so you can be the coolest kid in school.
Hey OMG Ron there are strippers OMG. Jesus Christ. Does the gaming industry have anything but newbs and people that are to lazy to do research anymore?

Yes Ross. "Co-op" has a tendency to mean "Co-op" you fucking news breaker you. Gold star to you my friend.
http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/09/rumor-leaked-pics-of-duke-nukem-3d-on-xbla/

I can also send you in game pics and even video. I live in the fucking future along with every person in this industry worth something... and I fucking suck!

PS Those are "asset" shots. The people that made the game sent them out newsbreaker McMatlock. \

Someone fucking kill me please unless its April fools.

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21 comments | showing # 1 to 21

CypherVR

BALLS OF STEEL!

Electro Lemon

Ron, can I get SpaceCat's autograph? Also, tell that motherfucker that David Bowie is still entering my dreams nightly.

Coonskin05

Does this mean the clown shoes are being passed down?

Electro Lemon

It's time post old news and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum, since they're using it for Wii chip production.

Aaron Mxy Yost

Wake me up when Shadow Warrior is coming to XBLA. Although some multiplayer Duke3D would bring back fond memories of lan parties in high school...

Demios

Duke Nukem 3D coming to Xbox Live before Forever. Epic Lolz.

Clockwork

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TheToiletDuck

Not everyone has access to spacecats

Rifter01

Wooot!! It seems the wait may be over soon enough.. ..But for how long!?!

MrSadistic

shooped

taumpytears

What happens when Space Cat gets high on space cat nip? Time paradox?

KamikazeTutor

Wow, just wow, you almost linked to shitstiq!

Sharpless

Why do you have such strong feelings towards Ross? Seriously, I'm curious. I know it's Joystiq and Joystiq is shit, but it seems like you've got something personal, here. Or not. I dunno.

MATTFOO

your cool...........

bmdubya

I'm not convinced. I still think this should be a rumor. I won't believe until I have the game in my hands. This could be Bungie's cover-up for their new game. Remember Pirate Hookers or whatever the hell it was called when they were working on Halo 3. Don't believe the lies people!

Cheeburga

Damn ron, more matlocks shittin on ya.

atheistium

hahahaa awesome stuff

sevink

owned?

mistic

lolololololol awesome find!

Cheeburga

OH HAI

PaperBowser0

nice find lol. :D

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