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Dtoid Interview: Dale North... Kind of? (NVGR)
Ron NSFWorkman \| 6:47 AM on 01.13.2008	53 comments

Look I drink...

and that makes my ideas a little fuzzy and stupid at times. It doesn't stop me from doing my best to bring Dtoiders what they want. More Dale Northatude!

Dale was out at CES 2008 and I swear to you, I thought at one point he died on us. He is not only the Asian Brian McKnight, but and dedicated Dtoider, and an amaaaazing journalist, and fucking immortal. So for his very special last night in the town that he adores, me and Joe had to let you have a sneak peek at the man, the myth, the legend... Mr. Dale North.

Will he stab someone? Does he really have 12 fingers? Is his favorite color "Tips?" These and other questions will not be answered in the video above.

Special thanks goes out to Joe Burling for being in charge of "Lamp"
and also to Dale for being an awesome guy for not killing us and working his ass off, and for being one of the most talented people in this industry.

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50 comments | showing # 1 to 50

AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 0) on 01/13/2008 04:09

I was sad when I found out you guys were here. But it wouldn't have worked for several reasons.

1. My car situation is all jacked ATM.
2. I had no transportation
3. Bush has retarded security there's no way I'd even be able to get back where you guys were or the other way around. Yeah, it's pretty retarded.

So in the end all it was, was a cocktease.

I hate you, I mean I love you. You and Burling.

I hope you had fun with the girls, lol.

liqideos says:
(# 1) on 01/13/2008 04:10

RON MOTHERFUCKING WORKMAN!

"Was Metal Gear Solid as Solid as you'd think it'd be?"

Oh man.

When are you going to punch G4 in the mouth and take over? You're videos are more entertaining than anything they air...ever.

wardrox says:
(# 2) on 01/13/2008 04:12

hahaha. This is why I sleep 4,000 miles away. Poor Dale.

Also, has anybody seen Dale North and Dan Gale in the same place at the same time....

Atlas says:
(# 3) on 01/13/2008 04:14

Dale North looks like an Owen Wilson who fell asleep in a tanning bed and broke his nose slightly less.

Wedge says:
(# 4) on 01/13/2008 04:17

NOOOO DALE IS DEAD! D=

Wedge says:
(# 5) on 01/13/2008 04:19

Also I apologize for being the tranny that gave Dale the SAIRDS.

wardrox says:
(# 6) on 01/13/2008 04:20

Just me that sees it?

007 says:
(# 7) on 01/13/2008 04:21

"I... I think he's dead!"

"What should we do?"

"The only thing we're good at"

"And what's that?"

"... PARTYING!"
*HARDCORE DANCE CLUB MUZIK*

Macca says:
(# 8) on 01/13/2008 04:24

I was expecting you to like put duct tape over his eyebrows and leave it, but that was fucking awesome too :D

Knives says:
(# 9) on 01/13/2008 04:28

Dale is a rockstar.

All hail Dale!

AgentMOO says:
(# 10) on 01/13/2008 04:29

Excellent lamp work, you can't get this kind of coverage on g4

Atlas says:
(# 11) on 01/13/2008 04:32

G4 is for Adam Sessler look-alikes.

Chad Concelmo anyone?

droobies says:
(# 12) on 01/13/2008 04:36

Funny stuff as usual, Ron and Joe.

Cheeburga says:
(# 13) on 01/13/2008 04:57

I love you.
wish I could have been there.

atheistium says:
(# 14) on 01/13/2008 05:00

What about the whistle tips!?

Pedro Blandino says:
(# 15) on 01/13/2008 05:11

i sware every time i see dale, he looks different.

Justice says:
(# 16) on 01/13/2008 06:02

What pedro said. That was hilarious though, as always.

Riser Glen says:
(# 17) on 01/13/2008 06:05

This is why I don't sleep at night.

Variable Gear says:
(# 18) on 01/13/2008 06:15

@ Riser Glen:

Same here. I personally would like to thank Joe for doing a great job on the lighting for the video. He is surely a man amongst boys when it comes to lamp holding.

Thanks to this and Audiosurf, tonight has proven to me that sleeping is fucking overrated!

UglyDuck says:
(# 19) on 01/13/2008 06:18

You fail at surprise interviews, Fitches. Ron takes schoolboy jokes and adds some adult quality to them, see "Metal Gear Solid pun", but you're still stuck on penis gags. That being said, you both need to work on your puns a bit more before you do this shit. If you're going to do something that has been done a billion times by all varieties of asshole, you need to make it special.

Sure, these half wit cunts find it funny, but you can do better.

Topher Cantler says:
(# 20) on 01/13/2008 07:27

I am Dale North's biggest fan.

BFeld13 says:
(# 21) on 01/13/2008 08:14

SARS is bacK!?!?!?!

Sharpless says:
(# 22) on 01/13/2008 08:38

Remind me never to be sick around you.

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 23) on 01/13/2008 09:28

Haha, I'm being sure to lock the damn room if I'm ever around you.

Anyways, welcome back, Ron!

winojesus says:
(# 24) on 01/13/2008 09:48

is ugly phil giving out free comedy lessons now?

king3vbo says:
(# 25) on 01/13/2008 09:57

Dale is pretty much a god

Professor Pew says:
(# 26) on 01/13/2008 09:57

Hahaha! No handcuffs though? Something for the next time! Handcuffs cure any sickness. Ok, maybe not. But handcuffs and a stripper cure them for sure!

Sam Spectre says:
(# 27) on 01/13/2008 10:17

lmao @ the lamp

Justin Villasenor says:
(# 28) on 01/13/2008 11:04

Poor Dale. :(

Hopefully he'll get over this sickness soon.

PetiePal says:
(# 29) on 01/13/2008 11:19

Did she touch you where you pee?

LOLOL.

At least Buck was insightful enough to Love Lamp.

liam2015 says:
(# 30) on 01/13/2008 11:31

BWAHAHAHA

Man, he must have been pissed at you guys.

Jim Sterling says:
(# 31) on 01/13/2008 11:58

"What about Little Big Planet?"

"Was it bigger than little?"

Win.

Tino says:
(# 32) on 01/13/2008 12:11

Were you guys naked from the waist down?

Yashoki says:
(# 33) on 01/13/2008 12:25

Who's going to beat Jim for "Most consecutive posts evar?"

Jordan Grim Devore says:
(# 34) on 01/13/2008 12:31

Whatever happened to that double-sided dildo from last year?

Clockwork says:
(# 35) on 01/13/2008 12:48

"It turned out she was a man."

"Did she have the AIDS?"

Haha.

Kryptinite says:
(# 36) on 01/13/2008 13:02

at least he didn't get a face full of balls.

Kryptinite says:
(# 37) on 01/13/2008 13:03

at least he didn't get a face full of balls.

Kryptinite says:
(# 38) on 01/13/2008 13:04

at least he didn't get a face full of balls.

madninja says:
(# 39) on 01/13/2008 13:04

AWESOME!!!

Kryptinite says:
(# 40) on 01/13/2008 13:37

holy shit. sorry for the triple post. Damn rain in florida is fucking with my connection

Biltor says:
(# 41) on 01/13/2008 13:57

The lamp part made me LOL.

BlindsideDork says:
(# 42) on 01/13/2008 21:23

Oh no! The Dale!

Samit Sarkar says:
(# 43) on 01/13/2008 21:45

Thanks for bringing us Dtoiders the definitive word from Dale North, guys. Fucking win.

charliesuh says:
(# 44) on 01/13/2008 22:55

Damn I love dale.

and buckfitches is major win with that lamp! hahaha

Hitogoroshi says:
(# 45) on 01/14/2008 08:25

All hail Dale North!

Necros says:
(# 46) on 01/14/2008 10:19

Best answers ever.

kaneka says:
(# 47) on 01/15/2008 11:13

uglyphil = sour pussy

Dale North says:
(# 48) on 01/15/2008 18:16

I barely remember that shit!

Phist says:
(# 49) on 01/21/2008 17:08

All hail the Dale! There's always drunk people keeping you awake at night everywhere you go.

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