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Dtoid Interview: Dale North... Kind of? (NVGR)
NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID | 6:47 AM on 01.13.2008 53 comments




Look I drink...

and that makes my ideas a little fuzzy and stupid at times. It doesn't stop me from doing my best to bring Dtoiders what they want. More Dale Northatude!

Dale was out at CES 2008 and I swear to you, I thought at one point he died on us. He is not only the Asian Brian McKnight, but and dedicated Dtoider, and an amaaaazing journalist, and fucking immortal. So for his very special last night in the town that he adores, me and Joe had to let you have a sneak peek at the man, the myth, the legend... Mr. Dale North.

Will he stab someone? Does he really have 12 fingers? Is his favorite color "Tips?" These and other questions will not be answered in the video above.

Special thanks goes out to Joe Burling for being in charge of "Lamp"
and also to Dale for being an awesome guy for not killing us and working his ass off, and for being one of the most talented people in this industry.



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AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:09
AngelsDontBurn
I was sad when I found out you guys were here. But it wouldn't have worked for several reasons.

1. My car situation is all jacked ATM.
2. I had no transportation
3. Bush has retarded security there's no way I'd even be able to get back where you guys were or the other way around. Yeah, it's pretty retarded.

So in the end all it was, was a cocktease.

I hate you, I mean I love you. You and Burling.

I hope you had fun with the girls, lol.
liqideos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:10
liqideos
RON MOTHERFUCKING WORKMAN!

"Was Metal Gear Solid as Solid as you'd think it'd be?"

Oh man.

When are you going to punch G4 in the mouth and take over? You're videos are more entertaining than anything they air...ever.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:12
wardrox
hahaha. This is why I sleep 4,000 miles away. Poor Dale.


Also, has anybody seen Dale North and Dan Gale in the same place at the same time....
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:14
Atlas
Dale North looks like an Owen Wilson who fell asleep in a tanning bed and broke his nose slightly less.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:17
Wedge
NOOOO DALE IS DEAD! D=
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:19
Wedge
Also I apologize for being the tranny that gave Dale the SAIRDS.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:20
wardrox


Just me that sees it?
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:21
007
"I... I think he's dead!"

"What should we do?"

"The only thing we're good at"

"And what's that?"

"... PARTYING!"
*HARDCORE DANCE CLUB MUZIK*
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:24
Macca
I was expecting you to like put duct tape over his eyebrows and leave it, but that was fucking awesome too :D
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:28
Knivy
Dale is a rockstar.



All hail Dale!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:29
AgentMOO
Excellent lamp work, you can't get this kind of coverage on g4
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:32
Atlas
G4 is for Adam Sessler look-alikes.

Chad Concelmo anyone?
droobies's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:36
droobies
Funny stuff as usual, Ron and Joe.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 04:57
Cheeburga
I love you.
wish I could have been there.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 05:00
atheistium
What about the whistle tips!?
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 05:11
Pedro Blandino
i sware every time i see dale, he looks different.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 06:02
Justice
What pedro said. That was hilarious though, as always.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 06:05
Riser Glen
This is why I don't sleep at night.
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 06:15
Variable Gear
@ Riser Glen:

Same here. I personally would like to thank Joe for doing a great job on the lighting for the video. He is surely a man amongst boys when it comes to lamp holding.

Thanks to this and Audiosurf, tonight has proven to me that sleeping is fucking overrated!
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 06:18
UglyDuck
You fail at surprise interviews, Fitches. Ron takes schoolboy jokes and adds some adult quality to them, see "Metal Gear Solid pun", but you're still stuck on penis gags. That being said, you both need to work on your puns a bit more before you do this shit. If you're going to do something that has been done a billion times by all varieties of asshole, you need to make it special.

Sure, these half wit cunts find it funny, but you can do better.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 07:27
Topher Cantler
I am Dale North's biggest fan.
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 08:14
BFeld13
SARS is bacK!?!?!?!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 08:38
Sharpless
Remind me never to be sick around you.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 09:28
Brian Szabelski
Haha, I'm being sure to lock the damn room if I'm ever around you.

Anyways, welcome back, Ron!
winojesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 09:48
winojesus
is ugly phil giving out free comedy lessons now?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 09:57
king3vbo
Dale is pretty much a god
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 09:57
Maurice Tan
Hahaha! No handcuffs though? Something for the next time! Handcuffs cure any sickness. Ok, maybe not. But handcuffs and a stripper cure them for sure!
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 10:17
Sam Spectre
lmao @ the lamp
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 11:04
Justin Villasenor
Poor Dale. :(

Hopefully he'll get over this sickness soon.
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 11:19
PetiePal
Did she touch you where you pee?

LOLOL.

At least Buck was insightful enough to Love Lamp.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 11:31
liam2015
BWAHAHAHA

Man, he must have been pissed at you guys.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 11:58
Jim Sterling
"What about Little Big Planet?"

"Was it bigger than little?"

Win.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 12:11
Tino
Were you guys naked from the waist down?
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 12:25
Yashoki
Who's going to beat Jim for "Most consecutive posts evar?"

Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 12:31
Jordan Devore
Whatever happened to that double-sided dildo from last year?
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 12:48
Clockwork
"It turned out she was a man."

"Did she have the AIDS?"

Haha.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 13:02
Kryptinite
at least he didn't get a face full of balls.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 13:03
Kryptinite
at least he didn't get a face full of balls.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 13:04
Kryptinite
at least he didn't get a face full of balls.
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 13:04
madninja
AWESOME!!!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 13:37
Kryptinite
holy shit. sorry for the triple post. Damn rain in florida is fucking with my connection
Biltor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 13:57
Biltor
The lamp part made me LOL.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 21:23
BlindsideDork
Oh no! The Dale!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 21:45
Samit Sarkar
Thanks for bringing us Dtoiders the definitive word from Dale North, guys. Fucking win.
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2008 22:55
charliesuh
Damn I love dale.

and buckfitches is major win with that lamp! hahaha
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 08:25
Hitogoroshi
All hail Dale North!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 10:19
Bob Muir
Best answers ever.
kaneka's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 11:13
kaneka
uglyphil = sour pussy
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 18:16
Dale North
I barely remember that shit!
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 17:08
Phist
All hail the Dale! There's always drunk people keeping you awake at night everywhere you go.
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