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and that makes my ideas a little fuzzy and stupid at times. It doesn't stop me from doing my best to bring Dtoiders what they want. More Dale Northatude!
Dale was out at CES 2008 and I swear to you, I thought at one point he died on us. He is not only the Asian Brian McKnight, but and dedicated Dtoider, and an amaaaazing journalist, and fucking immortal. So for his very special last night in the town that he adores, me and Joe had to let you have a sneak peek at the man, the myth, the legend... Mr. Dale North.
Will he stab someone? Does he really have 12 fingers? Is his favorite color "Tips?" These and other questions will not be answered in the video above.
Special thanks goes out to Joe Burling for being in charge of "Lamp"
and also to Dale for being an awesome guy for not killing us and working his ass off, and for being one of the most talented people in this industry.
I was sad when I found out you guys were here. But it wouldn't have worked for several reasons.
1. My car situation is all jacked ATM.
2. I had no transportation
3. Bush has retarded security there's no way I'd even be able to get back where you guys were or the other way around. Yeah, it's pretty retarded.
Same here. I personally would like to thank Joe for doing a great job on the lighting for the video. He is surely a man amongst boys when it comes to lamp holding.
Thanks to this and Audiosurf, tonight has proven to me that sleeping is fucking overrated!
You fail at surprise interviews, Fitches. Ron takes schoolboy jokes and adds some adult quality to them, see "Metal Gear Solid pun", but you're still stuck on penis gags. That being said, you both need to work on your puns a bit more before you do this shit. If you're going to do something that has been done a billion times by all varieties of asshole, you need to make it special.
Sure, these half wit cunts find it funny, but you can do better.
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I have been in a few Mexican Cockfights and have done some awesome shit concerning video games, but its just not going to change me. Im just a guy that loves gaming. Its always going to be that way. I might have a solid gold house and a rocketcar, but all I need is this community, booze, games, mouse, and I'll be fine. Look for me on the new season of "Cops"
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(# 0) on 01/13/2008 04:09
1. My car situation is all jacked ATM.
2. I had no transportation
3. Bush has retarded security there's no way I'd even be able to get back where you guys were or the other way around. Yeah, it's pretty retarded.
So in the end all it was, was a cocktease.
I hate you, I mean I love you. You and Burling.
I hope you had fun with the girls, lol.
(# 1) on 01/13/2008 04:10
"Was Metal Gear Solid as Solid as you'd think it'd be?"
Oh man.
When are you going to punch G4 in the mouth and take over? You're videos are more entertaining than anything they air...ever.
(# 2) on 01/13/2008 04:12
Also, has anybody seen Dale North and Dan Gale in the same place at the same time....
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Just me that sees it?
(# 7) on 01/13/2008 04:21
"What should we do?"
"The only thing we're good at"
"And what's that?"
"... PARTYING!"
*HARDCORE DANCE CLUB MUZIK*
(# 8) on 01/13/2008 04:24
(# 9) on 01/13/2008 04:28
All hail Dale!
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Chad Concelmo anyone?
(# 12) on 01/13/2008 04:36
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wish I could have been there.
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(# 18) on 01/13/2008 06:15
Same here. I personally would like to thank Joe for doing a great job on the lighting for the video. He is surely a man amongst boys when it comes to lamp holding.
Thanks to this and Audiosurf, tonight has proven to me that sleeping is fucking overrated!
(# 19) on 01/13/2008 06:18
Sure, these half wit cunts find it funny, but you can do better.
(# 20) on 01/13/2008 07:27
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(# 23) on 01/13/2008 09:28
Anyways, welcome back, Ron!
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(# 28) on 01/13/2008 11:04
Hopefully he'll get over this sickness soon.
(# 29) on 01/13/2008 11:19
LOLOL.
At least Buck was insightful enough to Love Lamp.
(# 30) on 01/13/2008 11:31
Man, he must have been pissed at you guys.
(# 31) on 01/13/2008 11:58
"Was it bigger than little?"
Win.
(# 32) on 01/13/2008 12:11
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"Did she have the AIDS?"
Haha.
(# 36) on 01/13/2008 13:02
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(# 44) on 01/13/2008 22:55
and buckfitches is major win with that lamp! hahaha
(# 45) on 01/14/2008 08:25
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