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Bill Gates gives a tough interview
I am lost for words. Everytime you do something so epic and hilarious, I can't beleive you can do better. But you continue to top yourself every single time.
I am going to find you one day, workmnan. I will find you, and we will party. We will party HARD.
It was a little dumb until you went all "it puts the lotion in the basket" at the end.
I agree with Mr. Gates that the current state of technology seems to be going in a downward spiral.
Clearly we didn't drink enough at the LA NARP over the weekend.
This... makes me think Tazar would be a dead ringer for Nate Dogg... yes... definitely need's to start a dToid R&B-Rap due with Burling...
LEARN THE WORDS BURLING.
Tazar let me see that magazine for a minute
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been blastin and laughing so long that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
He be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talking, and where you walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G that little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Sayin' prayers in the street light
been spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
been spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
Forgot the situation, they got me facin
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin' got me chasin dreams
I'm a educated fool, with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loced-out gangsta, set-trippin banger
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool
Death ain't nothing but a heart beat away
I'm livin life do-or-die ah, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now will I live to see twenty-fo'?
The way things are goin I don't know
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin
What's goin on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin
They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't -- I guess they won't
I guess they frontin that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool
thave been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
thave been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
we keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
we keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
ah ah ah ah ah ah
Staring into Tazar's gaping open mouth has scarred me for life
That and Chee in general
3vbo wants to put it in chee
Jesus, I have no idea what to think about this. Is this what happens at every party in Ohio?
So epic in comparison to anything thats happened in Houston.
Bahamut, you got me
I don't blame you. dressed like that, she is asking for it.
those youtube tags are totally on point there, workmeng
"would you fuck me? I'd fuck me" Epic smith reference!
Oh teddy bear, you card.
Goddamn it razerangel, it's a Silence of the Lambs reference. Smith was referencing it in Clerks 2. You just made Buffalo Bill cry.
At first glance I thought you were a woman, Chee. :D
for the muthafooking win sir.
Man, I should have gone. XD
I should have went... Damn you Ron" The Prophet" workman and your epic Forseein of teh future...
When I graduate in May INDY 500 NARP will happen..
Brilliant!
That was... wow
LOL
That was fucking awesome.
Ron, send me that opening sequence...I want to use it. Email me son!
effing lulz
Also, 80th post!
KRYPTINITE, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. I WILL KILL YOU IN THE NIGHT WITH FIRE AND JELL-O PUDDING!!!
That is seriously awesome.
Best thing I've seen... ever.
Can someone give Joe Burling an internet? He really deserves one.
Damn that is amazing.
I can't believe they pulled off the entire song without laughing.
@Genki-JAM
HA HA HA HA HA HA
i'm a little scared now. someone help me
I feel dirty just having watched it, kinda like my special place was touched....Ron for President in 08'....President of the Universe that is...
Fucking Awesome, The fat woman was scary and yet perfect for the video. Makes me think Sterling is right and that I should go to PAX this year.
No unicorn fart? FAIL!
MMMMMMM naked Chee and Tazar singing, must resist drawing penises.
My mind has been raped.
Ahahahahah
Oh god. This song? I like the credits even more...Workman looks sexy in lipstick ^_^
Holy fucking shit this is one of the most epic videos I've ever seen. I salute you guys.
What did I just watch?! O.O
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said "we’re up in no good"
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
no words can truly describe....
GREEN SCREEN - 1
BILL GATES - 0
Hooooooly shit.
Was that Tazar in a pink bikini or am I just dreaming?
What everyone else said, ever.
Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win!
Awesome!!!
I was laughing my ass of :-)
You mean the fat chick on the beach wasn't sterling?
I didn't laugh until the credits... You guys have way too much time on your hands and you're not gaming? Tsk Tsk.