It was an honor working on this project as well as a dream to talk to William Renee Gates about Microsoft and even deeper, about Xbox Liver and teh Futares.
It seems like this guy spends most his life living in a Gangstas Paradise, but now you will know the truth about the man behind the supapowa, behind the man, next to the other guy. Thanks to Tazar, Buck F1tchez, Fuck NamelessTed, Cheeburga, and everyone else that made it down to the Cinci NARP.
This, btw, is a sample. Dtoid has some new fun toys that dont vibrate nor fit in dark places.
Jesus, Burling, that’s awful...but I’m laughing my ass off right now, and I can’t stop looking at that second shoop.
Ron, this video was beyond epic. The hand gestures and facial expressions alone were enough to get me laughing, but the background video pushed me over the edge. I really hope I didn’t wake my roommate up with my laughter...
I am lost for words. Everytime you do something so epic and hilarious, I can't beleive you can do better. But you continue to top yourself every single time.
I am going to find you one day, workmnan. I will find you, and we will party. We will party HARD.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been blastin and laughing so long that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
He be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talking, and where you walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G that little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Sayin' prayers in the street light
been spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
been spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
Forgot the situation, they got me facin
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin' got me chasin dreams
I'm a educated fool, with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loced-out gangsta, set-trippin banger
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool
Death ain't nothing but a heart beat away
I'm livin life do-or-die ah, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now will I live to see twenty-fo'?
The way things are goin I don't know
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin
What's goin on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin
They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't -- I guess they won't
I guess they frontin that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool
thave been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
thave been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
we keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
we keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
ah ah ah ah ah ah
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said "we’re up in no good"
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
Name: Ron
Age: 99 According to Myspace which never lies
Location: Sarasota, Florida. USA America
Me: I was born and raised a small black child in Kantucky. I don't remember what I did there aside from drink. I was an only child, so I didn't want to be a virgin forever so I packed up everything on my horse, kissed my coon dog, turned white, and headed to Florida. I have worked in a few different tech industries for companies like Apple Microsoft, Sun, and actually owned a business installing high end home theaters and networks.
I enjoy playing video games, fuckin, racist comments, drinking, making fun of NamelessTed, funny cblog posts, drinking, bashing Paris Hilton every chance I get (She is a dumb whore!) and Destructoid.
I want to own a pet bunny rabbit and name it puffbuns. Me and mouse mouse will take care of it, breast feed it, and give it all the love it needs to become a heathy adult unicorn.
I have been on a few TV shows and done some awesome shit concerning video games, but its just not going to change me. Im just a guy that loves gaming. Its always going to be that way. I might have a solid gold house and a rocketcar, but all I need is this community, booze, games, mouse, and I'll be fine.
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Only one Riser was raped, however.
(# 12) on 04/21/2008 23:38
May I request a Wu-Tang video for Baltimore NARP?
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also.. fallout 3 tshirt!!!! *tears down wall and punches bridges*
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but the video was awesome!
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Ron, this video was beyond epic. The hand gestures and facial expressions alone were enough to get me laughing, but the background video pushed me over the edge. I really hope I didn’t wake my roommate up with my laughter...
(# 32) on 04/21/2008 23:56
Also, epic green screen.
(# 33) on 04/21/2008 23:57
I was expecting more mangina.
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otherwise, perfect.
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(# 42) on 04/22/2008 00:08
just sayin'
p.s. hai mistah workman plz answer mah email. kthxbai
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You owe me a new keyboard. I just spooged all over mine.
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I am going to find you one day, workmnan. I will find you, and we will party. We will party HARD.
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Tazar let me see that magazine for a minute
(# 62) on 04/22/2008 01:52
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been blastin and laughing so long that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
He be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talking, and where you walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G that little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Sayin' prayers in the street light
been spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
been spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
Forgot the situation, they got me facin
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin' got me chasin dreams
I'm a educated fool, with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loced-out gangsta, set-trippin banger
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool
Death ain't nothing but a heart beat away
I'm livin life do-or-die ah, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now will I live to see twenty-fo'?
The way things are goin I don't know
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin
What's goin on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin
They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't -- I guess they won't
I guess they frontin that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool
thave been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
thave been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
we keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
we keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
ah ah ah ah ah ah
(# 63) on 04/22/2008 01:54
That and Chee in general
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So epic in comparison to anything thats happened in Houston.
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When I graduate in May INDY 500 NARP will happen..
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Ron, send me that opening sequence...I want to use it. Email me son!
(# 81) on 04/22/2008 08:20
Also, 80th post!
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(# 83) on 04/22/2008 08:22
Best thing I've seen... ever.
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(# 85) on 04/22/2008 08:54
I can't believe they pulled off the entire song without laughing.
(# 86) on 04/22/2008 09:17
HA HA HA HA HA HA
i'm a little scared now. someone help me
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Ahahahahah
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My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said "we’re up in no good"
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
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(# 97) on 04/22/2008 11:34
BILL GATES - 0
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I was laughing my ass of :-)
(# 104) on 04/22/2008 20:57
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(# 107) on 04/23/2008 12:03
That is all.