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Dtoid Interview: Bill Gates
Ron NSFWorkman \| 11:22 PM on 04.21.2008	108 comments

It was an honor working on this project as well as a dream to talk to William Renee Gates about Microsoft and even deeper, about Xbox Liver and teh Futares.
It seems like this guy spends most his life living in a Gangstas Paradise, but now you will know the truth about the man behind the supapowa, behind the man, next to the other guy.

Thanks to Tazar, Buck F1tchez, Fuck NamelessTed, Cheeburga, and everyone else that made it down to the Cinci NARP.
This, btw, is a sample. Dtoid has some new fun toys that dont vibrate nor fit in dark places.

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AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 0) on 04/21/2008 23:31

WOW. LMAO.

pinksage says:
(# 1) on 04/21/2008 23:32

I want your mangina.

Crunshii says:
(# 2) on 04/21/2008 23:32

2:32... pew pew pew!

Clockwork says:
(# 3) on 04/21/2008 23:32

Hey look, it's Weird Al!

Gregor says:
(# 4) on 04/21/2008 23:34

Well that was a steaming load of hot disappointment dumped on my chest.

taumpytears says:
(# 5) on 04/21/2008 23:34

Do they still have the vibrating toys?

EternalDarkWing says:
(# 6) on 04/21/2008 23:35

Quite possibly the best video I have ever seen.

Conrad Zimmerman says:
(# 7) on 04/21/2008 23:36

I have got to get my ass out to these NARPs.

Joe Burling says:
(# 8) on 04/21/2008 23:36

No Cheeburgas were injured during the making of this video.

Puppetpallmich says:
(# 9) on 04/21/2008 23:37

lululul fucking win i shoulda ditched work to go

droobies says:
(# 10) on 04/21/2008 23:37

Amazing video. Needs moar mangina.

tazarthayoot says:
(# 11) on 04/21/2008 23:38

@BuckF1tches

Only one Riser was raped, however.

HarassmentPanda says:
(# 12) on 04/21/2008 23:38

Hahaha! When Tazar puts down his Penthouse shit gets REAL! Incredible work all around.

May I request a Wu-Tang video for Baltimore NARP?

riomccarthy says:
(# 13) on 04/21/2008 23:38

Totally needs more mangina. I laughed so freaking hard at this.

power-glove says:
(# 14) on 04/21/2008 23:39

Great stuff as usual.

Mxyzptlk says:
(# 15) on 04/21/2008 23:40

This surpasses epic.

MATTFOO says:
(# 16) on 04/21/2008 23:41

hell yea panda! cept i wont be there.

Cheeburga says:
(# 17) on 04/21/2008 23:42

Holy shit.

WastelandTraveler says:
(# 18) on 04/21/2008 23:42

This was a masterpiece for the gods to embrace.

also.. fallout 3 tshirt!!!! *tears down wall and punches bridges*

Vlambo says:
(# 19) on 04/21/2008 23:43

Epic, that made my fucking day, and It's only been my day for 47 minutes!

mid3vol says:
(# 20) on 04/21/2008 23:44

tazar is OBVIOUSLY practicing how wide he can open his mouth. my dick is guna hurt, bitch. thas right.

Reeper says:
(# 21) on 04/21/2008 23:45

I have that issue of Penthouse!

Joe Burling says:
(# 22) on 04/21/2008 23:46

What does this really have to do with anything?

Pedro Blandino says:
(# 23) on 04/21/2008 23:46

I puked when I saw chee :(
but the video was awesome!

nintendoll says:
(# 24) on 04/21/2008 23:47

holy jesus, I almost died laughing at the end.

Tactix says:
(# 25) on 04/21/2008 23:50

Wow...excellent singing by all of you! I'd almost thought that was actually Coolio!

Joe Burling says:
(# 26) on 04/21/2008 23:50

Someone should really ban me

ArrestedDeveloper says:
(# 27) on 04/21/2008 23:52

It's everything I could have ever wanted.

MATTFOO says:
(# 28) on 04/21/2008 23:52

lol money

DaedHead8 says:
(# 29) on 04/21/2008 23:53

I love this place

Samit Sarkar says:
(# 30) on 04/21/2008 23:54

Jesus, Burling, that�s awful...but I�m laughing my ass off right now, and I can�t stop looking at that second shoop.

Ron, this video was beyond epic. The hand gestures and facial expressions alone were enough to get me laughing, but the background video pushed me over the edge. I really hope I didn�t wake my roommate up with my laughter...

Coonskin05 says:
(# 31) on 04/21/2008 23:56

Holy goddamn Burling just won he internet.

Also, epic green screen.

Electro Lemon says:
(# 32) on 04/21/2008 23:57

Gooodbyeee hoooorseeees.

I was expecting more mangina.

Guagloves says:
(# 33) on 04/21/2008 23:58

best video EVA! It does need MOAR mangina though.

Joe Burling says:
(# 34) on 04/22/2008 00:03

Save the mouse!

vexed alex says:
(# 35) on 04/22/2008 00:03

Shit just got real serious.

bovine says:
(# 36) on 04/22/2008 00:05

you tricked me... and I'm not sure if I liked it yet.

kawitchate says:
(# 37) on 04/22/2008 00:06

needed a silhouette shot of Tazar sweating and the two of them facing off sitting on backwards chairs.
otherwise, perfect.

LostCrichton says:
(# 38) on 04/22/2008 00:07

this video contains the sum of all that is epic.

braulio09 says:
(# 39) on 04/22/2008 00:08

chee looked like a woman to me and i was ready to fap...then i saw the lack of bewbz and realized it was him. Get some chesthair, chee....

just sayin'

p.s. hai mistah workman plz answer mah email. kthxbai

LarkOhiya says:
(# 40) on 04/22/2008 00:11

from cheez's atire I'm almost glad i didn't go.

Redzie says:
(# 41) on 04/22/2008 00:11

Cincinatti is so hardcore. So no video of the epic gangbang right after?

Justin Villasenor says:
(# 42) on 04/22/2008 00:12

Needs more...no, wait, it actually has everything it needs in perfect measurements.

Cheeburga says:
(# 43) on 04/22/2008 00:15

We don't want your creepy ass larp ohio.

bleep says:
(# 44) on 04/22/2008 00:21

Good lord the *head ASPLODES*

RAB says:
(# 45) on 04/22/2008 00:26

shit i just fucking came

AgentMOO says:
(# 46) on 04/22/2008 00:31

Oh man the fat lady on the beach was the perfect event to push this into the super-epic.

deiga-the-semivaliant says:
(# 47) on 04/22/2008 00:45

Goddammit Workman!

You owe me a new keyboard. I just spooged all over mine.

sleepingagain says:
(# 48) on 04/22/2008 00:52

so so amazing, so so amazing...

atheistium says:
(# 49) on 04/22/2008 00:57

this just made my shit morning wonderful again!

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