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Dtoid Interview: Bill Gates
 by Ron NSFWorkman on 04.21.2008      108 comments







It was an honor working on this project as well as a dream to talk to William Renee Gates about Microsoft and even deeper, about Xbox Liver and teh Futares.
It seems like this guy spends most his life living in a Gangstas Paradise, but now you will know the truth about the man behind the supapowa, behind the man, next to the other guy.
Thanks to Tazar, Buck F1tchez, Fuck NamelessTed, Cheeburga, and everyone else that made it down to the Cinci NARP.
This, btw, is a sample. Dtoid has some new fun toys that dont vibrate nor fit in dark places.

There are 108 comments about this post:
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
WOW. LMAO.
pinksage's Destructoid Blog
I want your mangina.
Crunshii's Destructoid Blog
2:32... pew pew pew!
Clockwork's Destructoid Blog
Hey look, it's Weird Al!
Gregor's Destructoid Blog
Well that was a steaming load of hot disappointment dumped on my chest.
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
Do they still have the vibrating toys?
EternalDarkWing's Destructoid Blog
Quite possibly the best video I have ever seen.
Conrad Zimmerman's Destructoid Blog
I have got to get my ass out to these NARPs.
BuckF1tches's Destructoid Blog
No Cheeburgas were injured during the making of this video.
Puppetpallmich's Destructoid Blog
lululul fucking win i shoulda ditched work to go
droobies's Destructoid Blog
Amazing video. Needs moar mangina.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
@BuckF1tches

Only one Riser was raped, however.
HarassmentPanda's Destructoid Blog
Hahaha! When Tazar puts down his Penthouse shit gets REAL! Incredible work all around.

May I request a Wu-Tang video for Baltimore NARP?
riomccarthy's Destructoid Blog
Totally needs more mangina. I laughed so freaking hard at this.
power-glove's Destructoid Blog
Great stuff as usual.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
This surpasses epic.
MATTFOO's Destructoid Blog
hell yea panda! cept i wont be there.
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
Holy shit.
dyslixec's Destructoid Blog
This was a masterpiece for the gods to embrace.


also.. fallout 3 tshirt!!!! *tears down wall and punches bridges*
Vlambo's Destructoid Blog
Epic, that made my fucking day, and It's only been my day for 47 minutes!
Ron  NSFWorkman's Destructoid Blog
much much much more coming
mid3vol's Destructoid Blog
tazar is OBVIOUSLY practicing how wide he can open his mouth. my dick is guna hurt, bitch. thas right.
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
I have that issue of Penthouse!
BuckF1tches's Destructoid Blog
What does this really have to do with anything?

Pedro Blandino's Destructoid Blog
I puked when I saw chee :(
but the video was awesome!
nintendoll's Destructoid Blog
holy jesus, I almost died laughing at the end.
Tactix's Destructoid Blog
Wow...excellent singing by all of you! I'd almost thought that was actually Coolio!
BuckF1tches's Destructoid Blog
Someone should really ban me

ArrestedDeveloper's Destructoid Blog
It's everything I could have ever wanted.
MATTFOO's Destructoid Blog
lol money
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
I love this place
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Jesus, Burling, that’s awful...but I’m laughing my ass off right now, and I can’t stop looking at that second shoop.

Ron, this video was beyond epic. The hand gestures and facial expressions alone were enough to get me laughing, but the background video pushed me over the edge. I really hope I didn’t wake my roommate up with my laughter...
coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
Holy goddamn Burling just won he internet.

Also, epic green screen.
Gynecologist Cobra's Destructoid Blog
Gooodbyeee hoooorseeees.

I was expecting more mangina.
Ron  NSFWorkman's Destructoid Blog
only the best in vidya game news on the Dtoid brogs
Guagloves's Destructoid Blog
best video EVA! It does need MOAR mangina though.
BuckF1tches's Destructoid Blog
Save the mouse!

vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
Shit just got real serious.
bovine's Destructoid Blog
you tricked me... and I'm not sure if I liked it yet.
kawitchate's Destructoid Blog
needed a silhouette shot of Tazar sweating and the two of them facing off sitting on backwards chairs.
otherwise, perfect.
LostCrichton's Destructoid Blog
this video contains the sum of all that is epic.
Reaprar's Destructoid Blog
Finally something R.E.A.L that I can use to replace rickroll, also, Lol'd so fucking hard.
braulio09's Destructoid Blog
chee looked like a woman to me and i was ready to fap...then i saw the lack of bewbz and realized it was him. Get some chesthair, chee....

just sayin'

p.s. hai mistah workman plz answer mah email. kthxbai
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
from cheez's atire I'm almost glad i didn't go.
Redzie's Destructoid Blog
Cincinatti is so hardcore. So no video of the epic gangbang right after?
TheGoldenDonut's Destructoid Blog
Needs more...no, wait, it actually has everything it needs in perfect measurements.
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
We don't want your creepy ass larp ohio.
bleep's Destructoid Blog
Good lord the *head ASPLODES*
RAB's Destructoid Blog
shit i just fucking came
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
Oh man the fat lady on the beach was the perfect event to push this into the super-epic.
Ron  NSFWorkman's Destructoid Blog
i just noticed, if you go to the youtube, you can watch in much higher definition.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Destructoid Blog
Goddammit Workman!

You owe me a new keyboard. I just spooged all over mine.
sleepingagain's Destructoid Blog
so so amazing, so so amazing...
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
this just made my shit morning wonderful again!
nexium's Destructoid Blog
Bill Gates gives a tough interview
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
I am lost for words. Everytime you do something so epic and hilarious, I can't beleive you can do better. But you continue to top yourself every single time.

I am going to find you one day, workmnan. I will find you, and we will party. We will party HARD.
Ascythopicism's Destructoid Blog
It was a little dumb until you went all "it puts the lotion in the basket" at the end.
Toneman's Destructoid Blog
I agree with Mr. Gates that the current state of technology seems to be going in a downward spiral.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
naia-the-gamer's Destructoid Blog
Clearly we didn't drink enough at the LA NARP over the weekend.
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
This... makes me think Tazar would be a dead ringer for Nate Dogg... yes... definitely need's to start a dToid R&B-Rap due with Burling...
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
LEARN THE WORDS BURLING.

Tazar let me see that magazine for a minute
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been blastin and laughing so long that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone


But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
He be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talking, and where you walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk


I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G that little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Sayin' prayers in the street light

been spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
been spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise

Forgot the situation, they got me facin
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin' got me chasin dreams


I'm a educated fool, with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loced-out gangsta, set-trippin banger
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool


Death ain't nothing but a heart beat away
I'm livin life do-or-die ah, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now will I live to see twenty-fo'?
The way things are goin I don't know


Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me

been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise

Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin
What's goin on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin


They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't -- I guess they won't
I guess they frontin that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool

thave been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
thave been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
we keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
we keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise


Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me

Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
ah ah ah ah ah ah
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Staring into Tazar's gaping open mouth has scarred me for life

That and Chee in general
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
3vbo wants to put it in chee
CountingConflict's Destructoid Blog
Jesus, I have no idea what to think about this. Is this what happens at every party in Ohio?

So epic in comparison to anything thats happened in Houston.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Bahamut, you got me
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
I don't blame you. dressed like that, she is asking for it.
RAB's Destructoid Blog
those youtube tags are totally on point there, workmeng
razerangel's Destructoid Blog
"would you fuck me? I'd fuck me" Epic smith reference!
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
Oh teddy bear, you card.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Goddamn it razerangel, it's a Silence of the Lambs reference. Smith was referencing it in Clerks 2. You just made Buffalo Bill cry.
Grim's Destructoid Blog
At first glance I thought you were a woman, Chee. :D
wardrox's Destructoid Blog
for the muthafooking win sir.
Reaprar's Destructoid Blog
I think everyone wants to put it in chee, really.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Man, I should have gone. XD
Johnny Blaze's Destructoid Blog
I should have went... Damn you Ron" The Prophet" workman and your epic Forseein of teh future...

When I graduate in May INDY 500 NARP will happen..
Cowzilla3's Destructoid Blog
Brilliant!
TrailerParkJesus's Destructoid Blog
That was... wow
galagabug 's Destructoid Blog
LOL
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
That was fucking awesome.

Ron, send me that opening sequence...I want to use it. Email me son!
Genki-JAM's Destructoid Blog
effing lulz

Also, 80th post!
Genki-JAM's Destructoid Blog
KRYPTINITE, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. I WILL KILL YOU IN THE NIGHT WITH FIRE AND JELL-O PUDDING!!!
Hoygeit's Destructoid Blog
That is seriously awesome.

Best thing I've seen... ever.
Guagloves's Destructoid Blog
Can someone give Joe Burling an internet? He really deserves one.
Hitogoroshi's Destructoid Blog
Damn that is amazing.

I can't believe they pulled off the entire song without laughing.
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
@Genki-JAM

HA HA HA HA HA HA

i'm a little scared now. someone help me
CarlostheJackal's Destructoid Blog
I feel dirty just having watched it, kinda like my special place was touched....Ron for President in 08'....President of the Universe that is...
Origim's Destructoid Blog
Fucking Awesome, The fat woman was scary and yet perfect for the video. Makes me think Sterling is right and that I should go to PAX this year.
Joseph -Orcist- Leray's Destructoid Blog
No unicorn fart? FAIL!
Teta's Destructoid Blog
MMMMMMM naked Chee and Tazar singing, must resist drawing penises.
KamikazeTutor's Destructoid Blog
My mind has been raped.
Ahahahahah
DJDuffy 's Destructoid Blog
Oh god. This song? I like the credits even more...Workman looks sexy in lipstick ^_^
Kayka's Destructoid Blog
Holy fucking shit this is one of the most epic videos I've ever seen. I salute you guys.
Chocobo Knight's Destructoid Blog
What did I just watch?! O.O
CypherVR's Destructoid Blog
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said "we’re up in no good"
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"


I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
pheonix-blood's Destructoid Blog
no words can truly describe....
Niero's Destructoid Blog
GREEN SCREEN - 1
BILL GATES - 0
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Hooooooly shit.
Ron  NSFWorkman's Destructoid Blog
I have the power to be 100. Well, the 100th
The Bez's Destructoid Blog
Was that Tazar in a pink bikini or am I just dreaming?
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
What everyone else said, ever.
Dr Spaceman's Destructoid Blog
Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win!
mistic's Destructoid Blog
Awesome!!!

I was laughing my ass of :-)
Thornnn's Destructoid Blog
You mean the fat chick on the beach wasn't sterling?
loki d20's Destructoid Blog
I didn't laugh until the credits... You guys have way too much time on your hands and you're not gaming? Tsk Tsk.
SLiFE's Destructoid Blog
Word.
balth's Destructoid Blog
Chee truly scares me.

That is all.

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Name: Ron
Age: 99 According to Myspace which never lies
Location: Sarasota, Florida. USA America


Me: I was born and raised a small black child in Kantucky. I don't remember what I did there aside from drink. I was an only child, so I didn't want to be a virgin forever so I packed up everything on my horse, kissed my coon dog, turned white, and headed to Florida. I have worked in a few different tech industries for companies like Apple Microsoft, Sun, and actually owned a business installing high end home theaters and networks.

I enjoy playing video games, fuckin, racist comments, drinking, making fun of NamelessTed, funny cblog posts, drinking, bashing Paris Hilton every chance I get (She is a dumb whore!) and Destructoid.

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I have been on a few TV shows and done some awesome shit concerning video games, but its just not going to change me. Im just a guy that loves gaming. Its always going to be that way. I might have a solid gold house and a rocketcar, but all I need is this community, booze, games, mouse, and I'll be fine.

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