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Community Retard spotlight...Cheeburga! (NVGR - Video)
NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID | 12:38 PM on 12.15.2007 86 comments


So, I am on Myspace earlier, and came across a bulletin from none other than Dtoids own Cheeburga. He also posted is as a CBlog. It had Epic credits as most Dtoid videos should but that wasnt the thing that stood out the most to me. The name QueefKommander, which I happen to think if fucking Epic, caught my eye. Of course I click on it, and the first video I see is this...



Looking tough there thug life. Tuff as Nails Yo!



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Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 12:51
Neonie
fighting, I could only take it to the 38 secound mark.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 12:51
Neonie
frightining*
BlueWolf72's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 12:54
BlueWolf72
I actuallllllllly thought they were gonna eat me... I had to walk away from the pc!
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 12:57
EternalDarkWing
Front page.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 12:59
Kryptinite
ouch.

Words can't describe the amount of gayness that the first 20 seconds put into my head. It's not possible to watch the whole thing.
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:02
HawtPawkitHero
Only on Dtoid...
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:03
atheistium
wtf...
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:07
Eschatos
I only made it for 19 seconds.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:09
BlindsideDork
"He" is so into it and that voice...oh my.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:11
aborto thefetus
I didn't make it past the 7 second mark.
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:11
madninja
...*grabs gun*...

We can make this into a game. How long can you stand this video? I made around 25 secs.
Harknett's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:21
Harknett
Argument for pro-choice.
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:23
angusm
Harknett, fuckin hilarious.
Also this video hurts.
Electrobes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:27
Electrobes
Wow... I mean.. just... wow.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:29
Spartacus
I made 30 seconds.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:31
ArrestedDeveloper
Yup, there goes my last shred of respect for humanity. This has just secured my support for the giant ants that will one day take over the earth, and I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:34
ZeroTolo
Oh jesus...I made it to 1:10..... I need to something manly now... I'll be outside breaking snow builders with my fists...
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:46
AngelsDontBurn
LOL, I actually saw this yesterday. Cheeburga FTW.
Juggernaut's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:51
Juggernaut
Is it a girl!?

I made it to :53!
RivaOni's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:53
RivaOni
His mate looks incredibly reluctant to be involved, can't blame him myself
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 13:56
KamikazeTutor
WHAT HAPPENED!?
Ascythopicism's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 14:00
Ascythopicism
Hah, it got to 0:04 before I paused it in disgust.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 14:02
vexed alex
Oh shit! That girl had a fucking adam's apple!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 14:07
wardrox
hmm....
Andrex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 14:18
Andrex
*trows a rocks at it*
Electrobes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 14:21
Electrobes
Where is cheeseburger...? Is that him in the video?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 14:39
Brian Szabelski
I am not even watching it.
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 14:47
balth
45 seconds of my life I am going to start a class action lawsuit against Cheeburga to get back. Monitarily.

Also, front page.
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 14:54
free touch
Wait... cheeburga is a chick? el fruit-o
Ocified-Xboxer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 14:57
Ocified-Xboxer
Let the circle jerk commence...There is just no way that there is an ounce of heterosexuality for either of these fellas. This is "Brown-Eye Bomber" stylings....

How did BOTH of them think this was a good idea....generally when someone has a terrible idea it gets pointed out by a friend....No quality control.

I was afraid to watch it through to the end...They have to have made out at the end of the song...
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 14:57
Danmartigan
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
rubadub's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 15:07
rubadub
I watched about 30 seconds and then closed the page, and cleared my browser cache and history.

That is all.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 15:08
Sharpless
The guy on the left is such a pretty girl.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 15:11
Samit Sarkar
I made it to 0:39, but after Chee said “Oh yeah!”, I stopped it. I have to leave this page immediately and go kill a bear or something to recover my manhood.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 15:17
ShadowXOR
Cheeburga FTW. I'd heard this song plenty before so it's even funnier. It really doesn't get any gayer, which is hilarious.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 15:18
vexed alex
@ Ocified-Xboxer

There was a point near the end of the video (not making this up) after they hugged, where I swore it they were going to kiss each other. I had my mouse over the x on the page's tab just encase.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 15:18
BahamutZero
<------
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 15:23
JJ Rage
My God...


I made it to the 2 minute mark... then my nose started to bleed.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 15:26
Bob Muir
I have made it the entire way through. Praise me, for I have the constitution of a saint.
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 15:38
Brandon Undead
FINSIHSED! But I did scroll down the page to read the top few comments first. You know, just to catch my breath.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 15:45
brosef
I demand a press conference to explain what just happened here today. Cheeburga, your fellow D-Toiders are frightened now....hope your happy. Wait, yes. I can clearly see from the video that you are indeed beyond happy.

The sea was angry that day my friends.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 16:01
Cheeburga
That's what I get for uploading videos to my main youtube account.
No i'm a guy.
That video was what? 7 months ago or something?
It was before my Dtoid times i'm afraid.
Thanks Ron. hah.
Ogu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 16:43
Ogu
best video ever :D

call me ;)
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 16:49
Puppetpallmich
cheeburga is an emo fag
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 16:57
Cheeburga
Puppet fails at life.
Ocified-Xboxer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:00
Ocified-Xboxer
@brosef...

Tony Clifton is a fucking rock star!
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:02
Variable Gear
I made it the entire way through as well, but I had to check comments every once in awhile.

Who was that small child to your left Cheeburga?
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:09
Cheeburga
My tubby friend ironically named Tyler also.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:10
casualweaponry
Good news: I made it all the way through.

Bad news: My girlfriend caught me watching it. It's ok; I totally convinced her that the both of you were just really butch girls.

Excuse me, I'm going to do something manly like juggle chainsaws or slap bears...
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 17:17
Cheeburga
Girl jokes = Originality.
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