If you get really bored, go back to some of the old Podtoid's where you friend Captain Greybush talked about a big happy American funtime company called Circuit Shitty. It seems that the common sense I discussed is finally hitting home to the fucktards that run the company.
Even trickling down to individual stores, I have always thought that everything about the store was uninviting when compared to Best Buy. Circuit Shitty did not take note of the mistake that Sears made back in the day and now they are paying for it.
This colapse really began at the tail end of the 90's when Circuit Shitty banded everything on Divx winning out over Blu-ray. Yes, I doubt that most of you know what in the fuck I am talking about. Basically, Circuit Shitty was at the forefront of a battle against DVD in the format wars. Much like HD-DVD vs. Blu-ray, but just without the public knowledge. Circuit Shitty lost big time. Fucking tons of money. They went on tell sell off the stake they had in Divx (Who laughably went on to become huge) and have been tumbling ever since.
I hate Circuit Shitty and I don't even know why. Oh, because they got themselves so high up in the layer cake that they forgot what shit smells like. The curse of many industry analysts. Well, Captain stupid fucking redneck Ron lives in Das Shitten, and I know what it smells like.
Congrats to all of the top brass at Circuit Shitty for destroying lives and pissing away insane amounts of trusting investors money. Punk bitches like you should have to serve prison time for the wake of your ignorance.
Im some stupid redneck that granted, does get paid from time to time to work as an analyst for companies like yourself... whoops, actually unlike you because these people have common sense and give a shit. It is often my job to make the future clear and determine what needs to be done to insure that those things are in the best interest of the investors. I know everybody is the worlds greatest arm-chair stock broker (If you dont know, thats like an armchair quarterback. A person that yells at the TV telling Brett Farvrrerve where the onpen man is and how Brett is an idiot for not have a 60 inch Plasma inside his helmt.) But when I ran through my "theory" that the big CC was going down, I actually had a ton of stuff to back it up.
Everytime I go into a chain store and they ask for my phone number I say no. Then they say they have to have it. Then I say I wont give it because I dont want phone calls because they go bankrupt and have to sell off the data. Then they say, OMG OMG we will never go under, than I say, look fuckbag, I dont have a phone, and when they move you from counter #4 to the head office, I will let you give me advice. Now ring up my blowup catsuit and let me fucking leave. Then my phone usually rings in my pocket around the same time. The point is, size doesnt matter. Ever heard of Enron? One of the biggest companies ever. MCI? As a matter of fact, they both went under in the same year. 2 of the top 5 biggest companies in the world fell in 1 year. In other words, faithful Circuit Shitty shoppers, enjoy your 3 AM calls from broken English Jones wanting to clean your carpet for 39 bucks.
Fuck you Circuit Shitty. 
http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/content/apr2008/db2008048_602083.htm?chan=top+news_top+news+index_businessweek+exclusives
Greybush mindless nonsensical rant over.
Go Cougars!
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(# 0) on 04/09/2008 13:51
(# 1) on 04/09/2008 13:51
Because the names rhyme
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(# 8) on 04/09/2008 13:58
Nice rant. Fuck most big retailer stores that do this kind of garbage anyways.
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(# 10) on 04/09/2008 14:17
Also, "This colapse really began at the tail end of the 90's when Circuit Shitty banded everything on Divx winning out over Blu-ray." Should say: "This colapse really began at the tail end of the 90's when Circuit Shitty banded everything on Divx winning out over DVD."
(# 11) on 04/09/2008 14:20
(# 12) on 04/09/2008 14:23
Where I live we have "The Source: By Circuit City" which is also a pretty shitty company... even worse than Futureshop.
(# 13) on 04/09/2008 14:27
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And fuck the Cougars.
WOLVERINES!
(# 16) on 04/09/2008 14:35
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(# 19) on 04/09/2008 15:10
DAMMIT I meant Greybush
(# 20) on 04/09/2008 15:17
(# 21) on 04/09/2008 15:58
i think i get it.
...what?
(# 22) on 04/09/2008 16:10
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(# 27) on 04/09/2008 16:42
Seriously, what the fuck is up with "Firedog"? How the hell does that make sense?
(# 28) on 04/09/2008 16:46
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(# 30) on 04/09/2008 17:52
Awful internet boom trend of naming companies using the formula (Dynamic sounding word) + (Animal Name).
(# 31) on 04/09/2008 18:22
Also, why the hell am I not in that picture?!
(# 32) on 04/09/2008 22:40
never say they are gimped compared geek squad. the squad doesn't even do their own work, typically. I've worked at BB and CompUSA (til they failed in an epic way). Comp had the best tech bench.
But yeah, fuck all these places. Corporate always fucks everyone over for the moooooonies.
(# 33) on 04/15/2008 15:30