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Boy collapses after playing World of Warcraft for 24 hours straight
NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID | 5:47 PM on 11.17.2008 44 comments



A schoolboy collapsed and went into convulsions after playing a new version of the World of Warcraft computer game for 24 hours straight.

The 15-year-old boy and his friends were playing Wrath of the Lich King when he suffered what appeared to be an epileptic seizure, it was reported today.

“They played all day and all night. Maybe they got a few hours of sleep. They ate a little food and breakfast at their computers,” the boy’s father told the Kvällsposten newspaper in Sweden.

Doctors told the father that his son’s bodily systems had been disrupted by a combination of sleep deprivation, lack of food, and the prolonged period of concentration playing the game.

The teenager and six friends are reported to have gathered at his home in Laholm, western Sweden, on Saturday to play the new version of the game which went on sale on Thursday. He collapsed at around 2pm yesterday.

The boy is expected to make a full recovery but his father said he plans on limiting the amount of time his son is allowed to play computer games.

Here is where I realized the story must be fake:

The teenager and six friends are reported to have gathered at his home in Laholm, western Sweden

Teenagers that would play WoW 24 hours staright do not have six "RL" friends

When reached for comment, King3vbo said "He is my hero"

check out the original post here
http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/article5173755.ece



These people are the idiots that hated net nuetrality months ago but they are so dumb for Obama fever that they wont say a word we he gets it to pass. I mean, they are the kids in Sweden.

PS I just found out last night that Taylor Swift wasn't a guy. My world has been shattered.



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Buddha's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 18:25
Buddha
Is that a real picture of all the goths with santa?


If so, it's good.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 18:26
EternalDarkWing
Thanks for stealing that picture of me and my crew off my MySpace. Dick.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 18:27
garison
Let's take a moment to lawl at this kid.

Also, needs moar goth kids.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 18:37
MrSadistic
Ron Workman listens to Slipknot when he works out because they are so brutal.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 18:39
Puppy Licks
Garison: Request granted.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 18:41
liam2015
This is magically delicious
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 18:47
Aertyr
Weeaaaaaak. Asians died over this game. Collapsing is the white way out. Lazy Caucasians.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 18:47
Guagloves
Oh Cheapy D, only you would stay at such a hotel in Japan.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 18:48
mix
Can't even handle a 24hr gaming sesh----NEWB.

Im not goth I'm Sith.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 18:48
ThunderHeartXI
Crazy Swedes! Maybe it's why I'm so nuts...

As for 24 hour straight marathon of a shitty game, let them kill themselves on it so I don't have to deal with 'em.

Also, goths are hilarious.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 18:59
CelicaCrazed
And that is why I'm afraid to go anywhere near WoW.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 19:03
AgentMOO
GOTH TOM PETTY DISAPPROVES

timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 19:05
timtheterrible
(Psst...the kid on the bottom secretly wishes to be Nathan Explosion.)
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 19:10
nebones
pwnd
Marc of Arabia's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 19:16
Marc of Arabia
MARC IS NOT SURPRISED BY THIS NEWS
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 19:17
falinter
At least he wasn't standing when he "collapsed" He might have hurted his head.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 19:18
Mushman
......the fuck, his father KNEW he was playing the game obsessively ans STILL did nothing about it, I'm sorry but that is FUCKING BAD PARENTING, full stop.

Also, after his son nearly died and had a seizure, he decides to limit the amount of time playing on games, no surprise there, the fucking tool.

The kid is a tool for playing a game non stop, and WoW, and the dad is a stupid arse tool for not being more of a good parent.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 19:22
Aaron Mxy Yost
Too bad for those kids, they made Santa's spooky list.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 19:24
bbrigg1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 19:27
Wexx
NO WAI
Danshir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 19:32
Danshir
Damn. Shit like this gives any decent MMORPG gamer a bad name. What happened to people enjoying the game instead of the uber rush rush rush level level level bullshit? While this story is actually pretty calm compared to mother's letting their children suffocate in a car when she went inside to tell someone in her guild something...and came back out three hours later. Regardless, this crap is sick. The kids need smacked, and the dad needs a swift dragon punch to the gentials.
Torzelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 19:38
Torzelan
What mix said. Why, when I was young(er), we were playing StarCraft for longer than that and suffered nothing worse than this thing called "getting tired" (at which point we dipped our heads in snow and carried on). This weakling must live further south in this penis shaped country o' mine.
VengefulPenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 19:52
VengefulPenor
Why didn't he just take a nap?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 19:54
king3vbo
POUR ONE OUT FOR MY HERO
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 20:04
Velt
well, is sweden, is dark there, nothing to do.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 21:05
pendelton21
Pussy.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 21:34
Clockwork
This is why Jesus hasn't returned.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 23:13
Riser Glen
OBAMA!
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 23:29
Skribble
@Danshir: Because the rush rush rush level level level is all WoW is about. PA pretty much nailed it with their new strip.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 00:13
king3vbo
I VOTED FOR OBAMA BECAUSE HE WILL BRING HOPE AND CHANGE
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 00:56
Riser Glen
I voted for Obama because they* tell me that his future is so bright he glows in the dark.

*MSNBC.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 03:26
CypherVR
CheapyD's Happy Fun Crazy hotel experience. Previously on the CAGcast...
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 04:01
ArrestedDeveloper
Cheapy's flickr of all his sex hotel pictures made me want to cut my wang off.
ajay42's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 10:06
ajay42
why would anyone who wasnt some kind of philosophy 101 purist libertarian - and yeah, sorry, i know of those people tend to hang around these parts - be opposed to net neutrality?
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 22:31
007
"his father said he plans on limiting the amount of time his son is allowed to play computer games."


Wtf... After that, he's STILL going to let him play WoW? You can't be serious.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 10:45
Joanna Mueller
"his father said he plans on limiting the amount of time his son is allowed to play computer games."

From now on only 23 hours at a time.
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 00:38
sleepingagain
that cheapyD photo is amazing...
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