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Biggest news of the day. My web comic
Ron NSFWorkman \| 4:40 PM on 05.24.2008	78 comments

Since I don't feel like being run through the mill by idiots and assholes, I decided to bring you some joy in the form of a webcomic. Right now I'm calling it "Ron talks to Jeebus." But I have a feeling in a few weeks it will be called "OMFG Ron Workman is my Hero!" Of course what would I know? I dont really know anyone in this industry and all I do is make shit up and get lucky every fucking time. I have zero talent, skill, and could in no way Matlock things out.

Enjoy.

Ring... ring....... ring. ring.......

Oh man! I am such a funny guy. I mean. To totally make something up 100% like this and turn it into a web comic. LULZ. I mean, can you imagine if this was real? It would be the biggest news on the internet and I post it in a cblog as a web comic. LoL that would be "Epic Lulz" indeed. Thank God I'm so fucking worthless and have no Matlocking skills. I mean, everyone in the industry would be smart enough to figure things like this out and people would write about it all over if it was true right? Wouldnt Capcom put Megaman stuff all over the Capcom Unity site? I guess it would be another 1 in a million shot if I got this right for the umpteenth fucking time. There goes my credibility.

I guess now people can talk shit about my jokes! Because they suck.

PS Captivation08 in no way is related to Captivate08 coming in the next week from Capcom.

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Kryptinite

LOL, that shit was funny. I'm going to go ahead and put this on my DO WANT list.

EternalDarkWing

I see what you did there.

CannibalCalvin

Ron is the conduit of the gods

Wexx

OMFG Ron Workman is my Hero! He out funnies Jeebus!

MrSadistic

NEEDS MORE BLACKFACE AND/OR REFERENCES TO THE SHOW ALF

LarkOhiya

i've never been a fan of the later mega mans, but i appreciate the post all the same.

Detry

Jawsome

Necros

Hey, it's funnier than Ctrl-Alt-Del.

Passionate Styos

I think my head imploded.

Yashoki

What nows?

Pedro Blandino

it's rockman. you don't need to understand it's moon speak. we can rub to the right and go pew pew! :D

Coonskin05

Wait a second. If Ron is the mediator between God and men, doesn't that make him the Pope? Or Mohammed? I'm pretty sure it does.

Sam Spectre

OMFG Ron Workman is my Hero!

Velt

the best part was your own comment.

madninja

Is Megaman 9 going to have this whore as a boss?

Simmons 2pt0

I didn't realize Jesus used Head and Shoulders for his femininity.

CountingConflict

Epic Lulz Indeed! Capitalized For Dramatic Effect.

DJDuffy

yes...I love your eyeliner, Ron. So thick and emo lolz

slee

Ron hook me up with jesus phone number I have a bone to pick with him about George Lucas much love Sheldon

Teta

BIBLETOID
We speak with Jesus himself

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask

This is far better the Ctrl Alt Delete could ever hope to be

Cheeburga

What about megaman x?

Justice

My gosh Ron you win!

Clockwork

Ron, you are the wind beneath my wings.

ZeroTolo

Just remember this:

All things pass into the night.

I'll just have to say that it's pretty sweet nonetheless.

Neonie

Wow that chicken has extensive knowledge of games :O

NihonTiger90

So I see it did take Jesus' intervention to get Mega Man 9 made.

king3vbo

I put this somewhere between Megatokyo and Ctrl Alt Del

Oh, and FUCK YES DO WANT

wardrox

fake

BFeld13

Jesus was a Jew. We all know that Jews are dirty liars.

MrSadistic

jesus listens to the cardigans

the GAMEGOBLIN

Phist

I don't get it.

Electro Lemon

ISNT YOOOOOU ISNT MEEEE
SEARCH FOR THINGS THAT YOU CANT SEEEE
GOING BLIIIIND OUT OF REEEEACH
SOMEWHERE IN THE VASOOOLEEEEEENE

Crap, I mean- YES!

MatCD

No Mega Man Zero 5? lame.

bmdubya

You must be lying. Capcom would never bring Megaman 9 to XBLA. There is no way the 360 can run Megaman 9. Why are you so stupid Ron?

xdaytime

@bmdubya

almost funny...

Tino

Why did the chicken cross he road?

ceark

I'm not sure why that was funny, but I got a good laugh out of that.

JTHomeslice

So, I'm Jesus?

MATTFOO

o snap!

AgentMOO

Ron I want to buy a $20 episodic game from you now

Tubatic

I eagerly await the fulfilment of The Prophecies of Ron

Joe Burling

Funny and true!

Hoygeit

Hahahaha, both those strips were awesome.

braulio09

The "he" makes it funnier, Tino.

Lulz, Workmaeng, lulz.

DynamicSheep

You should use whitepages.com to do a reverse address search on Jeebus, then go to his house and fuck up his ride... cuz he shouldn't be playin' on yo' phone!

Keep it real, Ron. Keep it real.

TrailerParkJesus

You should be an editor or something.

KamikazeTutor

Finally they're connecting 8 to X (10)!
All answers will be revealed!

Jonathan Holmes

Workman is God.

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