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Biggest news of the day. My web comic
NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID | 4:40 PM on 05.24.2008 82 comments


Since I don't feel like being run through the mill by idiots and assholes, I decided to bring you some joy in the form of a webcomic. Right now I'm calling it "Ron talks to Jeebus." But I have a feeling in a few weeks it will be called "OMFG Ron Workman is my Hero!" Of course what would I know? I dont really know anyone in this industry and all I do is make shit up and get lucky every fucking time. I have zero talent, skill, and could in no way Matlock things out.

Enjoy.


Ring... ring....... ring. ring.......









Oh man! I am such a funny guy. I mean. To totally make something up 100% like this and turn it into a web comic. LULZ. I mean, can you imagine if this was real? It would be the biggest news on the internet and I post it in a cblog as a web comic. LoL that would be "Epic Lulz" indeed. Thank God I'm so fucking worthless and have no Matlocking skills. I mean, everyone in the industry would be smart enough to figure things like this out and people would write about it all over if it was true right? Wouldnt Capcom put Megaman stuff all over the Capcom Unity site? I guess it would be another 1 in a million shot if I got this right for the umpteenth fucking time. There goes my credibility.

I guess now people can talk shit about my jokes! Because they suck.

PS Captivation08 in no way is related to Captivate08 coming in the next week from Capcom.



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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 16:59
Kryptinite
LOL, that shit was funny. I'm going to go ahead and put this on my DO WANT list.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:03
EternalDarkWing
I see what you did there.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:03
CannibalCalvin
Ron is the conduit of the gods
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:04
Wexx
OMFG Ron Workman is my Hero! He out funnies Jeebus!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:04
MrSadistic
NEEDS MORE BLACKFACE AND/OR REFERENCES TO THE SHOW ALF
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:04
LarkOhiya
i've never been a fan of the later mega mans, but i appreciate the post all the same.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:06
Detry
Jawsome
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:06
Bob Muir
Hey, it's funnier than Ctrl-Alt-Del.
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:06
Passionate Styos
I think my head imploded.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:09
Yashoki
What nows?
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:10
Pedro Blandino
it's rockman. you don't need to understand it's moon speak. we can rub to the right and go pew pew! :D
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:12
Coonskin05
Wait a second. If Ron is the mediator between God and men, doesn't that make him the Pope? Or Mohammed? I'm pretty sure it does.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:15
Sam Spectre
OMFG Ron Workman is my Hero!
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:15
Velt
the best part was your own comment.
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:17
madninja
Is Megaman 9 going to have this whore as a boss?
Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:17
Simmons 2pt0
I didn't realize Jesus used Head and Shoulders for his femininity.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:19
CountingConflict
Epic Lulz Indeed! Capitalized For Dramatic Effect.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:21
DJDuffy
yes...I love your eyeliner, Ron. So thick and emo lolz
slee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:22
slee
Ron hook me up with jesus phone number I have a bone to pick with him about George Lucas much love Sheldon
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:23
Teta
BIBLETOID
We speak with Jesus himself
's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:28
Clint
This is far better the Ctrl Alt Delete could ever hope to be
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:29
Cheeburga
What about megaman x?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:33
Justice
My gosh Ron you win!
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:36
Clockwork
Ron, you are the wind beneath my wings.
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:45
ZeroTolo
Just remember this:

All things pass into the night.

I'll just have to say that it's pretty sweet nonetheless.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 17:45
Neonie
Wow that chicken has extensive knowledge of games :O
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 18:00
Brian Szabelski
So I see it did take Jesus' intervention to get Mega Man 9 made.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 18:01
king3vbo
I put this somewhere between Megatokyo and Ctrl Alt Del

Oh, and FUCK YES DO WANT
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 18:01
wardrox
fake
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 18:02
BFeld13
Jesus was a Jew. We all know that Jews are dirty liars.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 18:05
MrSadistic
jesus listens to the cardigans
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 18:28
Phist
I don't get it.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 18:45
Electro Lemon
ISNT YOOOOOU ISNT MEEEE
SEARCH FOR THINGS THAT YOU CANT SEEEE
GOING BLIIIIND OUT OF REEEEACH
SOMEWHERE IN THE VASOOOLEEEEEENE




Crap, I mean- YES!
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 19:27
MatCD
No Mega Man Zero 5? lame.
bmdubya's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 19:31
bmdubya
You must be lying. Capcom would never bring Megaman 9 to XBLA. There is no way the 360 can run Megaman 9. Why are you so stupid Ron?
xdaytime's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 19:34
xdaytime
@bmdubya

almost funny...
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 19:55
Tino
Why did the chicken cross he road?
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 20:02
ceark
I'm not sure why that was funny, but I got a good laugh out of that.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 20:13
JTHomeslice
So, I'm Jesus?
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 20:19
MATTFOO
o snap!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 21:03
AgentMOO
Ron I want to buy a $20 episodic game from you now
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 21:09
Tubatic
I eagerly await the fulfilment of The Prophecies of Ron
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 21:15
Joe Burling
Funny and true!
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 21:21
Hoygeit
Hahahaha, both those strips were awesome.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 21:21
braulio09
The "he" makes it funnier, Tino.

Lulz, Workmaeng, lulz.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 21:33
Dynamic Sheep
You should use whitepages.com to do a reverse address search on Jeebus, then go to his house and fuck up his ride... cuz he shouldn't be playin' on yo' phone!

Keep it real, Ron. Keep it real.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 22:38
TrailerParkJesus
You should be an editor or something.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 22:40
KamikazeTutor
Finally they're connecting 8 to X (10)!
All answers will be revealed!
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 22:42
Jonathan Holmes
Workman is God.
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