Randomly searching incoming traffic on Dtoid tonight, I came across a post that had been all but forgotten. You newbs may not remember, but back in the day, we had a writer named Ishaan. He was the Pre-Nex Nex? But nothing like Nex at all. Anyways, he gives us an insightful look at the games that are going to make us shit our pants on the Wii in 2007.
Please note that Ishaan does point out in the comments that Mario Galaxy(2007) and Super Smash Bros. (Not 2007) are a givin, and don't need to be on the list. Agreed.

10. Disaster: Day of Crisis
Only playable if you live in imaginationland.

9. Sonic and the Secret Rings
Necros says "Its mediocre, like killing a mixed race baby." (I added that part)

8. Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles
It was decent. A much needed game for the console.

7. Pokémon Battle Revolution
Saying this only sucked is like saying Paris Hilton is only a mildly dumb and talentless whore. It was shit and so is she.

6. The Sims
According to Necros it was "Casual tripe" according to me, I slept through the presentation and didn't give a fuck to notice. I used to play this on Windows 95 I think. Also, Necros once burned a PS3 because it was black. Yeah, his hate goes that deep.


5. Mortal Kombat: Armageddon
No comment other than "HAHAHA Jack Thompson is almost gone" and this game sucked. Riser Glen said even worse things, but I'm a lady and won't mention them.

4. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
Mad props. I'd also fuck Justin Bailey and Samus together.

3. No More Heroes
2008! Woo woo!

2. Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers
HAHAHA #2 still doesn't have a release date. HAHAHAHAHA!

1. Disk Read Error


OK That last one was mine.
On the reals
#1. Project H.A.M.M.E.R
Renamed "Cancelled" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Awww. Poor Ishaan. Wait actually, fuck Nin... Nevermind. It is pointless. I know what a few of you are thinking, and NO, it is not 2009 so don't bring up MGS4 until then.



So, as I scroll down the page, I see a whitty young man leaving comments. His name was
Ron NSFWorkman. Well, here is his list of the top 5 games.

5. Nerdy little cartoon guy rescues princess part 8
True

4. Elf nerd rescues princess again part 15
True

3. buttons buttons buttons colors colors colors part 4
Now even coming to the DS!

2. Inferior graphics troll master part 5
I think there were 15 of these.

1. Mario doing something else and saving the princess from the non-nerd troll/turtle/monster thing part 53
Nintendo should have a stamp that prints this on box art as "Description of game."

Honorable mention:

Monkey spinning around in a ball over an over again is fun. Every game is like something totally new. By "Totally new" of course I mean a way to rob me out of 50 more bucks just for a new paintjob.
Not sure, but I am sure it's deep in developement. I can assume it has a 3 digit budget because Nintendo is so fucking innovative!


Oh and one more thing...


This post was just playing around aside from the comments about Necros being racist. That is REAL!
See the original story here
http://www.destructoid.com/top-10-most-promising-wii-games-of-2007-28493.phtml#ext

[Special thanks to Macca, Athiestpallmich, the 1986 Denver Broncos, Phistopher Yi, and Onions.]