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NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID | 4:44 PM on 10.25.2008 50 comments




Just a heads up. If you are not in the loop. We need a head count. January 8th - 11th (7th - 12th really, a ton of us are heading to Las Vegas. Me and Joe Burling are getting married. Maybe to Each other. The consumer Electronics show is happening. There is a bunch of Dtoiders going so NARP. and.... and... the porn awards are happening.

The register for free to go to CES you have to do it by November 1st. You can register as press if you are press, or if you work at Blockbuster, or Sprint, or Best Buy, or anywhere, you can register as a buyer, a marketer, fucking whatever (wink winkwink) Just do it ASAP.

Email me at ronworkman@gmail.com or Joe Burling at... I cant remember his shit. If you plan on going we are booking rooms. Trying to keep the room rate around 100 bucks to 150max per person for the trip.

Most parties are 21 and up, but there are underage people going. I am personally going to illegally force PuppetpallMich to drink this time BTW. So in other words, you will have people to chill with. daddy Workman also always has the hookup in Vegas, so I come with thee wickedness. Tons of club passes and show tickets to give out at random.
A few industry friends are coming out as well so it should be interesting.

Crashing 4 to a room or more. If you want a free room so you can jerk it to Spanish porn, book the shit yourself.

Expect 40 bucks or less for a tram pass (essential!)

Tipping strippers, whores, alcohol, tipping strippers, gambling, and drugs are all on you also.

Vegas is awesome. I almost got mugged one night buying Morgan Webb dru..... kleenex. BTW Morgan. You still owe me 180 bucks for that "Kleenex".



Last minute mini-NARP in Cinci Ohio tonight.
Steamy V
Asian Joe
TazartheYoot
Joe Burlings
Cosbytrons
RiserGlen
And Workmengs.

Call if you are down.

fuck it. 941-586-8500
Yep. I am that stupid. Its a community. Who in the fuck cares. I love you all.



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HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:10
HarassmentPanda
Is anyone interested in taking a semester worth of law courses for me so I can spend January - May following Mr. Workman around the country?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:11
Hamza CTZ Aziz
farst connemt
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:16
GrayFox
Hey, it's the sham-wow guy!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:19
wardrox
first continent

(Rodinia)
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:22
MrSadistic
I'll go if you rape and/or torture and/or poop (on) me.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:28
taumpytears
Will there be a stripper named Pokey, because if there is I will be there.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:28
king3vbo
farst connemt
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:35
pendelton21
I like booze too.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:37
Scrixx
farst connemt
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:39
Coonskin05
I'm going to be at CES. Shit is going to be out of control.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:45
Justice
You lucky b*stards!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:51
MrSadistic
I like rape.
I love soft, sensual kissing.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:52
CypherVR
<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/2923/633502081079603594theysom9.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/></a>
http://img338.imageshack.us/my.php?image=633502081079603594theysom9.jpg
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:53
CypherVR
ah, fuck.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 17:54
CypherVR

http://i34.tinypic.com/8x6g77.jpg

i fuckin' failed tonight.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 18:05
SLiFE
I hate living in a part of the world where no one plays vidja games.
Ninoog3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 18:17
Ninoog3
I will be at CES, naked.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 18:24
Alexradl
fast condom
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 18:26
Aaron Mxy Yost
Oh man, I can't stop laughing at the pic Cypher eventually posted. Fuck. What were we talking about?
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 18:28
CountingConflict
Holy shit!! Jan 8th is my birthday!!!

I think I'm gonna make plans for this....


prepare yourselves
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 18:46
Samit Sarkar
The cheapest flights I can find from NYC to Vegas are over $300. Yeah. Not happening.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 19:07
Sharpless
Ron, if you get me ten minutes in a hotel room with Morgan Webb, I'll go.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 19:18
MechaMonkey
I go to a Jewish-affiliated school, so that might be Shalom Day or something. If so, and if I can weasel airfare out of my budget, I'm so down for this.
Transbot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 19:18
Transbot
If I can get flights out of the island that match up, I'm totally down. Any reason to do the Vegas.
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 19:24
MEE
fart contenent!
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 19:24
Jesse Cortez
Why is Dtoid so fucking cool?

Wish I could make it out, but I dont think I can afford it/get time off. *sad panda*
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 19:35
MEE
if only i was born a couple 3,14158 year before
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 21:22
Joe Burling
Ron and I are so getting married. I can't wait for my bachelor party! You all better come!

Also, you can email Joe at joe@destructoid.com
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 21:32
Puppetpallmich
SHITS GOING TO BE AMAZING, AC NETWORKS FTW, CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUZE CONTROL

also cocks

also coonskins is going to get ass secks when he passes out again.
Spitfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 21:46
Spitfire
woooo VEGAS! Ive dreamed of going for AVN (fuck CES; gimme porn) Best game in town: Crapless Craps @ Stratosphere. I have no idea how it worked, but I ended the day with much more than I came in with. =)
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 21:47
Rifter01
I <3 Las Vegas
The more I see.. The more I (wanna) do

Have phun guys!
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 22:02
Kayka
farst connemt
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 22:40
Brian Szabelski
I have no idea if I can make it then. :-/ Have fun if I can't.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2008 01:32
mix
Man being in Canada does have it's down sides :(
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2008 04:26
MATTFOO
i already registered. IM READY BITCHES
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2008 11:54
Niero
there
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2008 20:38
Kryptinite
I"m there
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 00:21
Steel Squirrel
Wewt, phone sex time!
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