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001 Greybush Reviews: This week 'Lair for the PS3 [hint: its fucking terrible]
NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID | 8:51 PM on 10.02.2007 38 comments


I remember playing this pile of shit at CES last January. Me and Summa couldn't stop laughing. If you buy this and think its a good game, well God bless you, ya little fuckin retard. Did you know they also make things called "Good games?"

Bla bla bla, say will you will, it's fucking terrible. I can make a better game with some matches, a bar of soap, 2 black people, and a stapler. I give it a "Jeebus God, Baby in the manger, this is fucking a joke from Sony right? Out of 10"



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Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 20:58
Jim Sterling
Hahaha.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 20:59
taumpytears
I think EGM calling it a game is a little generous.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 20:59
Gameboi
Nice name!
Little Burro's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:01
Little Burro
In the clogs I see a triple-stack Workmanburger!Nice
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:06
Hoygeit
Perfect!
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:07
HawtPawkitHero
I refuse to buy a PS3 untill a good game comes out for it.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:07
Riser Glen
I would have enjoyed the game more if it didn't make my penis burn when I pee.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:07
LostCrichton
Hilarious!
brimtastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:08
brimtastic
I give it a hooray for casual racism! Out of 10.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:26
Velt
I dont get it: is like a SPARTA videogame?
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:31
Namelessted
well done.
flaakmonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:33
flaakmonkey
THis game is such a letdown. IF SONYs games are gonna be all hype they aare even more doomed than the doomed they are.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:35
Bob Muir
I'm loving the new rating.
Tetris Hermit's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 21:50
Tetris Hermit
Hasn't it been out for a while already? Get off ur ass workman.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:08
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
If only all reviews were this awesome...
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:09
Coonskin05
I came.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:11
Cowzilla3
Holy crap were friends! Life = complete. I love the challenging controls quote one of those things like in the movie ads where it just says brilliant but you know the entire quote was brilliantly aweful or this movie is incredibly not brilliant.
Iceciro's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:22
Iceciro
Hahaha. I owe you a muffin, Ron. Way to go.
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:22
zaqu
awesome review
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:29
BFeld13
Why don't you do more freelance work?
CCGames Mike's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 22:49
CCGames Mike
about what i thought when i saw this game when we got it in. Second I put it in the PS3 I felt like stabbing a helmet kid in the face. Even worse was we were selling it a day early and we had a copy come back in USED before the game officially came out.

Plus most people seemed to want to avoid it like I had told them it gave them cancer and big, hairy man-tits in their faces.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 00:00
Butmac
Hahaha best review I've seen of the game yet.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 00:43
AgentMOO
I'm tellin ya slap a wii balance board on this, change it to snakes...

Rename it:
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 01:41
Sharpless
Ron, you totally just stole my thunder. Brilliant review, though. Even Summa hated it? Amazing.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 01:48
Cheeburga
Hahaha, tellin' it like it is.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 02:27
atheistium
FORCED SINAXISKISSPISS USE!!!
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 02:27
Tristero
Ron, I'm totally stealing that Jesus God, Baby in the Manger graphic for my next review.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 08:55
galagabug
didn't you get the memo? they're ghosts in that disc! throw it out!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 10:11
Snaileb
Summa hates everything. Except faux hawks apparently.

YOU'RE TOO UNPROFESSIONAL FOR THE INTERNETS RON!
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 10:23
JonDarkwood
I fucking roffled my waffles at this
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 11:04
LarkOhiya
I see what you did workman.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 11:17
king3vbo
ICWATUDIDTHAR

This review rings of bias... call in the Matlocks!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 11:26
AgentMOO
Ron, you're the ODB of the gaming industry, except you know, like not dead.

CarlostheJackal's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 11:40
CarlostheJackal
Ron the Dirt Dawg Workman...I like it.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 15:06
itemforty
Nice. This rating sounds appropriate.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 18:12
CannibalCalvin
ZOMG best review evar
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/04/2007 03:09
MATTFOO
thanks 4 the heads up
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