Im sure a few of you have been online with COD4 and caught this from time to time. Its pretty clear even if you just hear it. How can someone shoot that fast? How in the hell can they reload the pistol faster than you? This is how.
I actually like this controller. Not for cheating at COD4 but I really like the option of on controller button changes and not limited software only button changes. I also really like the idea of having buttons under the grips on the 360.
Want to make one yourself? Head here to acis mods and start breaking shit.
Music video from Glukoza Nostra. I dont speak moonspeak, but I enjoyed this. Puppet found it. yeah I know right? He says its in the GTA4's. I know I have heard it but don't remember where.
Anyways, Its a neat video with some great artwork. Fucking love it. Thought you might enjoy while everyone is on vacation.
BTW, THE TITLE WAS A JOKE. JOKES ARE FUNNY. HA HA FUCKING HA.
A few people have asked about it so, I will make it short and sweet. Lego: Indiana Jones works in the same exact style as Lego: Star Wars. It covers all of the Indiana Jones stories (I did not see the new one though) and even has a little of Indy's dad. Its fun. Fun in the exact same way as all other Lego games are fun. Im sure Nick Chester hates it because you "Can't die" and we all know that dying is the most fun in a game. Anyways, no dying for Nazi Chester. Short and sweet cutscenes with virtually no dialog just like in the other Lego games. If you don't know the movies you won't enjoy it as much but should still be entertained.
If you have kids, it is worth it. If you are a big Indiana Jones fan or like how Lego games work, its worth it. If you rent it, I cant see beating it in a few days at all. Im sure someone sad could do it. Like Nick "You cant die and that makes it suck" Chester. Should hit at 39 or maybe 49 bucks. If it were to come out at 49 bucks it would drop shortly after.
I really like the Lego series games. If you don't, pass on this. If you do, buy this.
You have to keep your eyes shut when you open the ark though. psssst. Thats actually an achievement.
P.S. Sorry I didnt resize. CH video fuck up when you do that.
It was an honor working on this project as well as a dream to talk to William Renee Gates about Microsoft and even deeper, about Xbox Liver and teh Futares.
It seems like this guy spends most his life living in a Gangstas Paradise, but now you will know the truth about the man behind the supapowa, behind the man, next to the other guy. Thanks to Tazar, Buck F1tchez, Fuck NamelessTed, Cheeburga, and everyone else that made it down to the Cinci NARP.
This, btw, is a sample. Dtoid has some new fun toys that dont vibrate nor fit in dark places.
If you get really bored, go back to some of the old Podtoid's where you friend Captain Greybush talked about a big happy American funtime company called Circuit Shitty. It seems that the common sense I discussed is finally hitting home to the fucktards that run the company.
Even trickling down to individual stores, I have always thought that everything about the store was uninviting when compared to Best Buy. Circuit Shitty did not take note of the mistake that Sears made back in the day and now they are paying for it.
This colapse really began at the tail end of the 90's when Circuit Shitty banded everything on Divx winning out over Blu-ray. Yes, I doubt that most of you know what in the fuck I am talking about. Basically, Circuit Shitty was at the forefront of a battle against DVD in the format wars. Much like HD-DVD vs. Blu-ray, but just without the public knowledge. Circuit Shitty lost big time. Fucking tons of money. They went on tell sell off the stake they had in Divx (Who laughably went on to become huge) and have been tumbling ever since.
I hate Circuit Shitty and I don't even know why. Oh, because they got themselves so high up in the layer cake that they forgot what shit smells like. The curse of many industry analysts. Well, Captain stupid fucking redneck Ron lives in Das Shitten, and I know what it smells like.
Congrats to all of the top brass at Circuit Shitty for destroying lives and pissing away insane amounts of trusting investors money. Punk bitches like you should have to serve prison time for the wake of your ignorance.
Im some stupid redneck that granted, does get paid from time to time to work as an analyst for companies like yourself... whoops, actually unlike you because these people have common sense and give a shit. It is often my job to make the future clear and determine what needs to be done to insure that those things are in the best interest of the investors. I know everybody is the worlds greatest arm-chair stock broker (If you dont know, thats like an armchair quarterback. A person that yells at the TV telling Brett Farvrrerve where the onpen man is and how Brett is an idiot for not have a 60 inch Plasma inside his helmt.) But when I ran through my "theory" that the big CC was going down, I actually had a ton of stuff to back it up.
Everytime I go into a chain store and they ask for my phone number I say no. Then they say they have to have it. Then I say I wont give it because I dont want phone calls because they go bankrupt and have to sell off the data. Then they say, OMG OMG we will never go under, than I say, look fuckbag, I dont have a phone, and when they move you from counter #4 to the head office, I will let you give me advice. Now ring up my blowup catsuit and let me fucking leave. Then my phone usually rings in my pocket around the same time. The point is, size doesnt matter. Ever heard of Enron? One of the biggest companies ever. MCI? As a matter of fact, they both went under in the same year. 2 of the top 5 biggest companies in the world fell in 1 year. In other words, faithful Circuit Shitty shoppers, enjoy your 3 AM calls from broken English Jones wanting to clean your carpet for 39 bucks.
First off, if you have a Xbox Live gamertag, and arent using 360voice, go here now and sign up. Make sure to list 'Roncore' as your homies homey... Homey? Its a great sight and awesome way to keep track of your own gaming habits.
The March numbers for Xbox Live gameplay among 360voice users are in and I thought even though some of you might sleep through stats of the best and worst, those of you like me will build a fort and use them for warmth. So, here is the best and the worst of March according to 360voice.com who love stats even more than me. [Note: This is for 360Voice users and note all of Live, but... It can be used to some degree as a guage for hardcore Live gamers]
Most played 360 Games
1.Call of Duty 4 - 337,712
2.Halo 3 - 219,884
3.Rainbow Six Vegas 2 - 126,381
4.Rock Band - 110,531
5.Guitar Hero III - 91,554
6.Gears of War - 64,714
7.Army of Two - 56,235
8.Lost Odyssey - 45,489
9.Mass Effect - 39,158
10.Bully Scholarship Ed. - 35,171
They also point out that " Call of Duty 4 although still number 1, lost about 1000 players per day since February, or about a 15% drop in players, where as Halo 3 has no drop in average players per day, since February."
Something else I found interesting was that Forza 2 just missed the top 10 at number 11 beating out Burnout Paradise at the number 12 spot.
Click on that link. I know, I know, emailing me didn't fix it. I am aware. Just as aware of the fact that I don't run the fucking website there. If... IF you got an early 'token' or download code at one of the COD4 events, from me for hosting FNF's, or gave someone sex for it, you need to go to http://gameoftheyear.callofduty.com and follow a few steps to then activate it, or get another code that allows you to get the new maps for free.
Here are some of the people that asked me questions so far.
Stupid A. "But Ron the website isnt actually letting me do that." OK Fucktard. I am aware of that. Keep in mind my earlier point, and also that the maps coming out at 9:30 AM means that the people that run the cod website (Not me) are just probably getting up. This also means that they probably havent thought about setting the site live.
Stupid B. "But Ron. I have a code damnit, I want to play now." No fucktard. Before you bitch too much, read the site. It does actually say "Beginning on the evening of April 4th." So, only people in Japan can use that as an excuse to bitch about really.
Stupid C. "Hey Ron, do you have anymore codes?" or "Hey Ron, Snaileb said you were going to give me a code because now I am going to host the tourney" No and if so, take that up with him. I didnt say that shit. I gave out the codes to the hosts. I didnt have many. So if you are hosting, and did not get a code, I am sorry. Look at it this way, now you can compete for prizes.
Stupid D. "Hey Ron. Why am I so fucking worthless?" I don't know Ted. I also don't know why I haven't blocked you on my Gtalk yet.
Basically, if you have a code, be patient. It's free. Don't act like it is fucking life support. If it is, then crank out the 10 bucks and stop being a whiney bitch about it. The new maps rock, and they are a must for any COD4 player. I dont care if they are 800 points or 400 points. They rock. Even if it takes you working for 6 more hours at Gamestop to pay for them.
Here, stare at this pic of Olivia Munn making out with another girl. That can help in 53% of reported cases.
Me and Nick are on our way to the big Apple (I will miss her) New York City, to head to Rockstar and play Bubble Bobble Madness 15 Yoshi's Island. Since, I like to:
A. Play Das Gamen
B. Drink
C. Fondue with Chedder (4 people got that)
D. Drink
E. A, B, and D
I think that we should get together. Phist, Bahippie Zero, Buster, Pedro, the 1987 Denver Broncos, Samit, and a blow-up doll all might be there. Maybe more. Actually more. I might have some swag in tow so, I will trade it for sex. We are in hotels around Gramercy park/Washington Square Park. I cant remember the names though. Email me if you want to meet up at ronworkman [at] Destructoid.com internetsville Ohio.
Or, if you know me and we have phone sex, call me. We are going to do bad stuff to Phist. It will be fun.
I love you and miss you always,
Celine Dion
Do you like COD4? Do you like getting you fatass unstuck from that lazy-boy (Velcorman)and go play the new COD4 maps early(Sentence brought to you in Applespeak). There are only 2 cities in the US having events so if you live near them or own a badass space time travel flux capacitor Necros is racist electric car than get yo ass up and hurrah. Heres the deets, and when did I start saying shit like "Deets?"
· Guests will be among the first in the world to play the new Xbox 360 maps
· First 100 guests to receive an Xbox LIVE Marketplace token to download
the new Xbox 360 maps for free
· Contestants to compete for prizing, including $1,000 GameStop Gift Card
· Themed activities, trivia, giveaways and photos
WHEN: Friday, March 28 (Like fucking now now)
WHERE: GameStop GameStop
33rd and Broadway 3580 Stevens Creek Blvd.
New York, NY 10001 San Jose, CA 95117
9 p.m. to 12 a.m. 8:30 p.m. to 11:30 p.m.
For more information visit [url]www.charlieoscardelta.com[/url] or [url]www.gamestop.com/playcod4[/url]
Dtoiders may be present. Maked midgets may be present in trunks of cars or said Dtoiders. Phist is ronery. Go ruv him rong time.
[Note: Im really sorry I didnt get this out to you all earlier. Its been a hectic few days. To make it up to you that can't go. There will be a Dtoid stickam party of sorts tonight and, if you watch Spike TV at 1 am you might just see some people you know.]
I know you saw this on Kotaku a few days ago. I don't care! It is new to me. And just because you spend every minute of your life on the internets (actually, so do I) there are people that haven't seen it yet.
Basically, Im talking about the 360 tech call that was 2 months old that only had 1000 views (Fucking Reaprar!)
Anyways, the cats serve almost makes me shit my pants laughing. Kind of like watching a retard talk in a lab coat about biology. That is fucking amaaaazing!
Look I drink...
Name: Ron
Age: 99 According to Myspace which never lies
Location: Sarasota, Florida. USA America
Me: I was born and raised a small black child in Kantucky. I don't remember what I did there aside from drink. I was an only child, so I didn't want to be a virgin forever so I packed up everything on my horse, kissed my coon dog, turned white, and headed to Florida. I have worked in a few different tech industries for companies like Apple Microsoft, Sun, and actually owned a business installing high end home theaters and networks.
I enjoy playing video games, fuckin, racist comments, drinking, making fun of NamelessTed, funny cblog posts, drinking, bashing Paris Hilton every chance I get (She is a dumb whore!) and Destructoid.
I want to own a pet bunny rabbit and name it puffbuns. Me and mouse mouse will take care of it, breast feed it, and give it all the love it needs to become a heathy adult unicorn.
I have been on a few TV shows and done some awesome shit concerning video games, but its just not going to change me. Im just a guy that loves gaming. Its always going to be that way. I might have a solid gold house and a rocketcar, but all I need is this community, booze, games, mouse, and I'll be fine.
