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A Momentous Occasion in Gaming History (NSFW maybe)
Rockvillian | 10:42 AM on 06.10.2008 17 comments


Behold fellow Dtoiders, the first living, breathing, capable of space travel genitalia has been created via the Spore Creature Creator.

Notice the lack of two testicles! There are limitations (thank you, God), but the symbolism of said organ is implied with the solitary eye and... fang.







Now, I'm sure the Maxis team has created every single feature of the human body in the past 8 thousand years of development, but THIS is the first pubic- I mean, public viewing of such a spectacle.

note: this does not mean Rockvillian endorses said creation of alien penises or genitalia. in fact, he would rather you create more original creatures so he doesn't have to commit genocide constantly upon Spore's release.

via xspore.com



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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 11:14
BlindsideDork
I don't know if I am more disturbed by the shape or the hearts a-flutterin'!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 11:25
the GAMEGOBLIN
Don't abandon your hopes of Space Genocide Rockvillian!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 11:29
Char Aznable
Those pubes...

Oh, the humanity!
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 11:34
Knivy
You can't escape from the upcoming war Rocky.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 11:36
Rockvillian
This is way different than our hamburger/pizza war Knives! If a penis jumps in there, I don't want my guys thinking its a hot dog...
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 11:38
Eschatos
Hawt. I predict a war between those and vagina shaped aliens.
RHWeeeee6's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 11:50
RHWeeeee6
Oh god...
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 11:55
Knivy
I know Rocky, but still, you can't run from this either!

Maybe when the time comes both Hamburger and Pizza people will join together to fight the Genitalia tribes.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 12:05
Half left
It all ends now.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 12:07
Chocobo Knight
Well, that didn't take long for a phallus-shaped Spore creation. XD
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 12:12
Hitogoroshi
MY EYES THE GOGGLES!
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 12:12
bloodylip
How did I miss the hamburger/pizza war? Pizza all the way.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 12:31
Brian Szabelski
Quick, someone make the Cockgoblin.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 12:37
MechaMonkey
And lo, the Great Spore Purge ravaged the universe, and the Genitalians were wiped clean from existence by its fearsome wrath.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 14:54
TrailerParkJesus
it's... it's smiling at me
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 00:31
king3vbo
I'm so creeped out
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